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softgrlfriend

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

insertchaoticenbyname

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

the-goose-blob

3AM ON NEWYEARS AND IM DONE WITH EMOTIONS

carnival-phantasm

I miss tumblr's Reblog Balls

spooky-fubuki

These ones? Ah I don't want to update my app and suffer then

carnival-phantasm

No, I mean the tumblr labs' Reblog Balls

It was a feature where you could see the size of a tumblr user's balls in each post they were in. The more people reblogged directly from them, the bigger their balls.

It was interesting because as soon as a contrarian rant, shit take, insane reply and/or dumb addition was added to a post, you could check these and, inevitably, you'd find a common link responsible for the spread of the shit version of said post, and I just found fascinating how awful tumblrs were interconnected.

I guess you could use it to curate your dash by blocking/blacklisting everyone in the Shit Chain, but I was always too lazy to do it.

human-south-of-north-pole

bill-nye-official-blog

we used to have so many balls

badgerpunk

chickenstab

happy new bears!!

chickenstab

wait no don’t reblog this i meant years

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zetrystan

Technically true.

zetrystan

He got the job.

zetrystan

He takes his job seriously.

deviika

angeloncewas

I'm proud of you

angeloncewas

If you had a horrible year. If you had a good year. If you're moving away for college. If you're staying in your hometown. If you have too many bad memories. If you can't remember anything. If you're just barely getting by. If you're in the best place you've ever been in. I'm proud of you for all the victories you've managed to claim along the way, and for the ones that lie just ahead of you too. Keep going, you're doing great.

fake-news-and-headlines

This isn’t fake

fake-news-and-headlines

If there was ever a good time to reblog an old post this is it.

Just continue to fuck yourselves Tumblr.

the-haiku-bot

If there was ever

a good time to reblog an

old post this is it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

cypric-rat-hyperfixation

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parakeet

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

targent

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

targent

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

targent

uh oh

zoethrowingnightshade

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

panicattackpersonified

Janus: *Frantically trying to extinguish the washing machine* Setting things on fire isn't going to solve your problems!

Remus: I burned one orphanage, sue me.

Janus:

Janus: You buRnEd A WHAT-

mysharona1987

okiitos

Rescue professional here:

If you need rescuing or help, DON’T FUCKING MOVE. You are so much easier to find when you stay put.

thegreenpea

Credits: @foxes-in-love

Your most important survival skill is asking for help

existential-dread-in-the-am

Goddamn preach this

rogue-cyberman

"Your most important survival skill is asking for help." THIS, it makes me so damn pissed off when parents try and normalize that asking for help is a taboo thing!

callmebliss

ultimatebottom69

Lucifer, Vampire’s fall Origin..

I would unironivally watch it because this title is intriguing.

the-goose-blob

Doctor Who, Fnaf Sister Location.

I feel like this episode has already happened.

chashniii-deactivated20220329

reblog to kiss your mutuals at midnight. 😌

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cidnangarlond

reblog for a soup blessing in 2022

cidnangarlond

everyone saying "please" in the tags we're gonna get through 2022 together and by god we're gonna do it with bowls of our favorite soup to keep us company and happy

solis-nova

other sites: if you even remotely have any profanity in your user name, even spelled wrong, you will either get banned or forced to change your user.

tumblr: ahahahahahaha shit-fuck-bitch-ass-hoe-monsterfucker

purpleforcreativity

1k notes and Logan here changes his url to that

solis-nova

NO WHY 😭😭😭😭

purpleforcreativity

Bc you won't ACTUALLY get 1k notes

the-goose-blob

Psst. It's at 1k notes.

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