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“How’s life?”

Me:

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Accurate?

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so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

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witchesversuspatriarchy

A young witch and her familiars

witchesversuspatriarchy

I think this belongs here.

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i never want context

curlicuecal

Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has never let this joke die.

Okay, here’s the stupid gender essentialist metaphor:

Women are like spaghetti because their thoughts noodle all over the place. Men are like waffles because there thoughts are in boxes. Men aren’t bad listeners, they just can’t keep up with a conversation when women are noodling topics so fast and they have to keep switching boxes. Also, when a woman asks a man what he’s thinking and he says “nothing” women just don’t understand that some of a man’s boxes literally have nothing in them, haha!

….. :|

Anyway, if you think me and my brothers and my mom don’t constantly give each other sad, tragic faces and say “I’m sorry, my waffle box is empty today” and “noodle faster!” and “you are failing at being a waffle” and “I can’t be clearer, I am a plate of spaghetti” pretty much indiscriminately in all directions all the time…. you would be wrong.

kyraneko

Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.

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Whatthehickityheck

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WTFWTFWTF

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gotta fake it til you make it (home)

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I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

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This is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

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