I'm afraid I've degenerated into a bibliophile.

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

Im going to be honest, I thought decepticon ambush, but sure why not.

IM CRYINGNFN

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

I chime in with a “Haven’t you people ever heard of checking a goddamn source?”

No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of smug irrationality.

a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa. Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you

can you imagine how much more confused arthur would have been in that scene where he first meets harry 😂

his eyes would probably sweep right over harry at the breakfast table, and then he would freeze and have to do a mental tally of his children