rule number one

Fiiiiine. I’m not tellin’ anybody.

Leila. But we've talked about it and we're okay.

You’ve never been friendzoned before? Yeah, okay. So who’s she?

Promise me you won't tell anybody.

Such a poet.

Thank you

Are we talking about the same “friend” you kissed at midnight? Did she friendzone you?

Kind of? Don't laugh at me. There's a first time for everything.

That sounded rather poetic.

I wasn't trying to, but well...

Aha. So did ya find any other girl to “hang out” with here on campus?

As a friend, yes. As a potential hook up, no. Or at least, I haven't tried with anyone else. I wonder where are those girls...

I’m fine. Except for the fact that New Years is so boring. 

It is, at least it's almost over

Nope, anything at all. Why?

As I said, I was just saying. Nothing else

Pretty sure what’s her?

The one

What ‘bout him? That one I didn’t sleep with.

I don't know, I was just tryin' to guess a name, if that doesn't say anything to you...

Oops, so what were ya talkin’ about?

I'm talking about someone. Jackson, maybe?

I’m waiting for one girl.

Okay, lemme guess... Mmm... Danielle? I'm pretty sure it's her.

Oh I know. I’m just waiting.

What are you waiting for, Jackson? There are lots of girls out there, and some of them seem a good option

Feeling better?

Pretty much yes, thanks for asking. And you, even if you didn't have a hangover?

I hope so.

I would be flattered if you were willing to repeat, but I wasn't talking about that...

I need a fucking girlfriend, man.

Then look for that girl, there are a few options

I can certainly imagine, yes. It was boring, seriously people were too drunk to even be considered as potential anything.

You'll find your entertainment soon, don't you worry.