The Duchess

My motto, might put it on my crest

A fitted suit

Deal

And feed me tacos

Crave | Play | Love | Behaved

Those were the days

Quod esset demonstrandum

You want your post or not?

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

Just looking for some kingsfoil this morning. Meeting Arwen for lunch later. Not bad.

It’s an unmitigated disaster, and I’m killing it.

i got super excited and peed all over the place.

I spelled my name wrong on my new hire paperwork.

I’m soft, fuzzy, and compliant.

I’m a guardian bear

I turned into a pair of cats

My hand is sore from all the writing and the spanking.

Keep my serfs in line

Ahh fuck

Beauty of Nature ♡

The feistiest penguin in the world! Now that is a title!

Hence why I’ve been celibate for years

I’ve got a loooooong memory so I won’t be forgetting this anytime soon 😤

Why did I read this is Cartman’s voice

Learn to chew mutherfucker

Fits with everything I’ve ever heard about Saturday nights in Liverpool

This was taken on the 45th floor in the Leadenhall building (otherwise known as the Cheesegrater). I know because I had a slight freak out when I saw looked out onto this view. 😂