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Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

Source?

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

Patrick was cold for that

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

real friends……how many of us?

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

Patrick has no self awareness.

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

Patrick also that bitch that full on abandoned sponge bob when they played hide and seek and let spongebob go on a. Quest

How the hell did someone throw an unscathed egg through my broken window?

remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.

*likes your selfie to let you know you can get it*

PLEASE IM THE GIRL WITH THE CUP

come trip out with me

He’s huge….

That’s Deep Blue, they think she’s the biggest white shark ever filmed

Of course it’s a girl. She’s beautiful and I’ll keep my hands inside the cage at all times

I…I love her.

My daughter is beautiful and strong.

her dorsal fin is longer than a full grown adult but I in all my 5'2" glory still wants to protect her

I am, I believe, the reasonable amount of scared of sharks that a smart soft mammal should be, but I definitely just said “whos a big pretty girl” at the screen. Thank you, tumblr, for reminding me that things I’m afraid of are beautiful too.

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