Ha ha, dangly parts

me 2

this is my bible

Things that aren’t Olympic Sports but should be: pretty much anything on Japanese reality television.

ppl who ‘want horror movies to stop being made because all the good ones have already been made’ are fucking fools and I’ll kick their asses

why make any more moviea at all? after watching rugrats in Paris i don’t need to see anything else.

This but unironically.

I’ll kill you for accusing me of irony

I CANT BREATHE

i respect this but as a Kirby main what would he be

Why do you like sharks?

This post is blessed

in 2018 we’re smoking pussy

What do we do in 2017?

We wait

The wait is over.

When you stop wanting it, it immediately comes to you.

I definitely don’t want £1,000,000

you find me drinking directly from a nearly 17 year old bottle of promotional green Shrek ketchup. our eyes meet and i ask, “why aren’t you having any, idiot?”

my lips crimp into a foul grimace and i attack, attempting to force the ketchup bottle’s squirt nipple down your throat. roll for initiative