I'm Baby

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

respecting women is actually really easy so do it

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you