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people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly

there had better be video. in 4K, with clean audio i want to hear his shoes scrabbling on the floor as he's dragged out

Dragging Trump out of the White House (ASMR)

Of all the directions I thought this comic was heading, this wasn’t it.

I know everyone is obsessively refreshing their feeds to find out what’s happening in Nevada, Pennsylvania and Georgia right now, but take a look at what’s happening in Poland.

How bout’ y'all learn how to drive?

Black Ice don’t care how well you learned to drive.

Is this shit for real?  Somebody comes up with an innovative way to try and keep people from dying in car accidents, and some chud just HAS to crawl out of the woodwork to complain about it?

“Be a real man and die/suffer!” Is a real viewpoint in America

Manners are the most important.

Learn this. Live this.

remember when you were fifteen and you were convinced you were evil and irredeemable and completely insane but it turns out you were just fifteen

and gay

…………………….they knew exactly what they were doing

Tag yourself I’m analyze this dick big daddy

Dating someone who pays so much attention to the special details about you is the affirming love everyone deserves.

*Gives you head because you had a long day*

idk who my soulmate is but i love her and i hope she’s having a good day