Christopher Lopez

I’ve been so busy with school and working I sorta forgot about this. Hi.

You aren't the only one. Youtube and school has been kicking my ass.

  "….I don’t know, am I?"

"I'm the one asking the questions here."

"A-are you talking to me?"

Big shout-out to whoever it was that keyed the word ‘slut’ into the side of my car. I may just keep it there.

That's really terrible. Is that something that you can get fixed without having to pay too much money?

Not a happy camper

Just go to see him and I'm sure it'll be fine. Can you not have your old doctor send an e-mail or something.

Becky....look at her butt?

  I already found it.

To be honest, I was going to make a really corny joke but... I decided against it because it would have made me look stupid.

After today, I just want to curl up in a blanket with a huge mug of tea and not move for the rest of the day. 

You should just do what I do and watch Vines. It makes the moment so much better.

Ah fuck, where’d it go?

Where did what go?

I’d say work. But I don’t want to sound like a dick, so I’ll say both.

Probably both. 

Something happy needs to happen or we'll have so many tears and with the combination of rain that happens here we are going to have a flood.

  I usually do that, mostly because I can’t dance. Though, change is good for once. Same here, dude. 

Me neither, but that's what makes it great. As long as I think I can dance and I'm by myself than I'm the best dancer in the world. I'm glad someone else is like me. I hate being even the slightest bit serious. It's boring.

  What? You’re not ugly, Chris. You’re good looking too. You’d get a guy, just stop being so fucking shy all the time.

Yeah, whatever you say. I'll embrace my ugliness and just settle for some older guy because I'll probably be single for a while. How do I stop being shy? That's hard as hell. I'm better in front of a camera talking to thousands of people than I am to just one person.

  This place has an empty lot so I’m basically sorta finding bands to play on Friday nights.

That sounds awesome.