Queen of Everything

Do something that you’re good at, easy at that.

Sex and writing, that's what I'm good at. And no publishing companies are throwing themselves at me to give me advanced paychecks for books I haven't written

Yeah, your hair would be an issue with hair nets. Where did you apply?

Coffee shops, before I realized they're technically food service. So bad news, I'm going to have to start charging you for sex. It's my only option. 

What kind of job are you getting?

Nothing in the food service industry. I don't do hair nets. 

Sex really is amazing, so I don’t really blame you, I’d rather enjoy it then it be nothing for me.

I'm just going to see how long I can avoid going home and just tell my moms I'm still looking before they cut me off financially. 

Tell me some of your skills or talents. 

I give a mean blow job.... really most of my talents are sexual. Also I write. A lot. 

There’s always becoming a hooker, but I don’t see you doing that, too pretty to be a hooker.

I thought about that, but I figured if I start doing it for work, then I won't enjoy it as much when i do it for fun and then I really lose. 

It really is. I’m sure you’ll find something!

I'm already over this job searching thing. 

Oh, you poor thing.

I wasn't made for this working girl life. I need to find a new option. 

I don’t think that’s the reason.

It's definitely the reason. 

It can’t be that bad.

They wanted me to wear a hair net. 

I can’t mooch off my parents forever. 

No, I imagine you can’t. I’m surprised they let you mooch off them this long.

Why are you job hunting?

I can't mooch off my parents forever. 

This is where the gym suggestion comes back into play, lazy ass.

Wow, rude. 

You’ve got nice tits. Become a stripper.

I couldn't hold myself up on the pole.