Meet The Chemist

Since Galen can't always wear his lab coat he wears regular kiddo outfits too!

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//Mod had to use Google and translate for some I'm so sorry, if I got anything wrong please let me know!!!

"Oh Ja! Many from everyone who is in his life! Though I'll only list a few of what everyone calls him."

RED

Demo: Drinking Buddy (Galen drinks juice boxes with him), WEE BAYBE (only when he's being playful/teasing), Little Laddie, Little/Wee Doc

Engie: Sugar Cube, Honeybee, Darlin, Cutie Pie

Heavy: солнышко (Little Sun/ Sunshine), Сонная птичка (Sleepy little bird), подушка (pillow) (playful), Милая (Darling)

Medic: Schatz (Treasure), Mein Liebling (My Darling), mein Herz (My Heart), meine kleine Taube (My Little Dove)

Pyro: Starlight, Cottonball, Little Guy, Strawberry

Scout: Squirt, Pipsqueak, Bubby, Champ

Sniper: Bub, Ankle Biter, Lil Birdy, Bug Rug (snug as a bug in a rug)

Soldier: Sargent Nappington, Mighty Wings, Little Eagle, Tater Tot

Spy: Petit oiseau (Little Bird), Ange endormi (Sleeping Angel) (playing off how Galen naps everywhere), Petit docteur (Little Doctor), Shortcake aux fraises (Strawberry Shortcake)

BLU (since he goes over to their base occasionally)

Demo: Wee Lamb, uan cadalach (Sleepy Lamb), Cotton swab, Puffball

Engie: Hummingbird, Snack Thief (he literally buys snacks for him), Sug', Jam Expert

Heavy: Кукла (Doll), малыш (Little One), Tiny Red, маленькая звёздочка (Little Star)

Medic: kleine Taube (Little Dove), Itty bitty (playful), kleiner Komet (Small Comet), Mini Red

Pyro: Mijo, Kiddo, Angel, Sweetie

Scout: Tiny guy, Cat (because he naps everywhere), Little League, Buddy

Sniper: Little Bugger (playful), Possum, Little nipper, Kip

Soldier: Rookie, Recruit, Commander Dove (being silly), Little Guy

Spy: petit chéri (Little Darling), Chat (Cat) (again he naps everywhere), débutant (Fledgling), petite colombe (Little Dove)

Lina (babysitter): Engel (Angel), Maus, Berry Cute, Sweetie

Miss P: Little Medic, Jam Connoisseur, Dovey, Brave Bird

Merasmus: Tiny Dove/Dove

:>

Jed shrugs, unconvinced as always.

"I mean...I guess there's Sarge," he says. "A-And the Phantom. I know they both love me."

...Or they're just really good liars.

Godforbid he manage this level of confidence at literally any other point.

Oh, okay. He's starting to walk off. Bye, I guess.

"Uh, obviously? He ain't exactly secretive 'bout it, an' it's in his very accessible file. Former Marine Corps sergeant, former death row inmate, current war criminal...Standard stuff for folks around here, I reckon. If you're tryin' to rile me up, you're doin' a real poor job so far. An' I ain't exactly hard to rile up."

:>

Jed shrugs, unconvinced as always.

"I mean...I guess there's Sarge," he says. "A-And the Phantom. I know they both love me."

...Or they're just really good liars.

Godforbid he manage this level of confidence at literally any other point.

Oh, okay. He's starting to walk off. Bye, I guess.

:>

Jed shrugs, unconvinced as always.

"I mean...I guess there's Sarge," he says. "A-And the Phantom. I know they both love me."

...Or they're just really good liars.

Godforbid he manage this level of confidence at literally any other point.

:>

Jed shrugs, unconvinced as always.

"I mean...I guess there's Sarge," he says. "A-And the Phantom. I know they both love me."

...Or they're just really good liars.

"The distance from my room to the mess hall is exactly 72 equally spaced steps. The distance from the fridge to my favorite seat is 20. My room to Jed's room is 10 – we're neighbors, you see."

Been thinking about TF2 again. I have my headcannons for the characters' romantic attractions, sexualities, & gender identities. For the record, this is just my opinion about the canon TF2 characters, the RED Team we meet in the official Valve videos & comics. I'm also completely open to comments and talking, I love talking about queer analysis in media.

Scout: Biromatic (Closeted) Hypersexual and a twink. AMAB with he/they pronouns. (Has been misgendered in canon, I do not believe he is female.) (I ship him with Sniper.)

Solider: Omniromantic with a preference for women but makes an exception for Demoman. Allosexual & a cisgender man. (I ship him with Zhanna and Demoman)

Pyro: ????????? (Jkjk, I think Pyro is Aromatic, Asexual, and AFAB - Androgene. Goes by all Pronouns.)

Demoman: Panromantic, Allosexual, and I don't know, something about Tavish just feels a little transgender to me. Unlabeled gender, for now, He/They pronouns. (I ship him with Solider.)

Heavy: Homoflexible. I think he's very gay, but could get with a woman. (Yes, I ship him with Medic) Graysexual (He's pretty fine not having sex.) and a cisgender man. A bear.

Engineer: Panromantic. I dunno, his smart brain just feels that way to me. Allosexual. Cisgender man.

Medic: Panromantic, he is open to allllllllll of the options - For science. I believe he is allosexual. And Intersex. He has his big naturals, but also I think he has biological male features.

Sniper: Panromantic. He don't give a fuck. He's lonely, and hasn't met the right person. But 'the right person' for him can be anyone, no matter the gender. He's Demisexual in my eyes. His VA said he's a masterful lover, he just doesn't do it often. (Also there's the meme that people on the Ace spectrum are the biggest freaks). I also think he's AMAB, but struggles a bit with gender perception because he wasn't the same as his peers in Australia.

Spy: French. (Jkjk) Panromantic, Hypersexual, Genderfluid.

Miss Pauling: Lesbian, Asexual, Cisgender woman.

The Administrator: Evil straight woman.

cw // descriptions of gore

"Not by choice."

For once, Sarge hesitates to answer the question. It's like poking an open sore, he thinks. Still.