Blonde tragedy

This is and always will be the single most iconic moment in cinematic history and I will hear nothing to the contrary

Oh god I’m going lactose intolerant 😂

from “that’s my girl” to “that’s my wife”

from "come over" to "come home"

I just wanna have a green house and grow herbs, and flowers, and vegetables, and fruit, and especially rhubarb, and make jams and preserves and pie and a whole bunch of shit and sit in farmers markets selling food and baked goods and art and I get to go home and my life is filled with the love of my life, and our whiney cat, and a bunch of green growing plants everywhere and curl up together just enjoying each others company is that too much to ask?

me: ah, I’m just being paranoid…………………. (squints) or is it my intuition

Living with ocd

voldemort was a self-insert character apparently :/ 

this was mostly a hyperbolic joke, but umbridge is literally a self-insert…

Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.

That straight up is exactly what I expected corvid art to look like tbh.

This is the most goth shit I’ve ever seen