A DEISY shitpost of Y/n getting back at sans’ teasing by sending over weird human stuff to him through the soulmate bond
(Awkward title is awkward)
Sans: *scares y/n by teleportation* heh, did I get you sweetheart?
Y/n: *sends over tingly feeling of legs falling asleep*
Sans: *barely keeping balance* oh..
Y/n: Did I get YOU? *smug smile*
Y/n: Let me go! I have to pee! *cue incessant wiggling*
Sans: nah, you’re comfy *snuggles closer*
Y/n: *sends over feeling of full bladder*
Sans: *looks down in shock* oh yeah you can go. man that must suck...
Y/n: *eyebrow raise* mmhmm.
Sans: *pokes Y/n’s cheek one too many times*
Y/n: *sends over itchy feeling after a sunburn starts to peel*
Sans: *frantically scratching* what the fuck!
Sans: *scares Y/n by sneaking up behind her* gotcha!
Y/n: *screeches, then gives him a deadpan look*
Sans: shit I know that look.
Y/n: *sends over the feeling of that tickle in the throat that just won’t go away*
Sans: *agressively coughing* damn how many of these things do you got?!
Anyways I had a bunch of ideas for this, as the human body never fails to be weird. But, I thought I’d stop it there because even tho he’s annoying sometimes, he’s also a complete sweetheart. I don’t wanna torture him too much!
Also I hope you don’t mind the submission! I didn’t see any rules so I thought I’d just go for it, I’m so sorry if you do have rules and my blindass just completely missed it!
(Submitted by yuckysaladd)
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