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Well, none of my friends wanted to listen my endless gibberish about High Middle Ages, so my bro advised me to create a tumblr blog.

So, yeah, now you will have to listen to my stupid historical jokes. Good luck.

What will be here?

Well, mainly:

• European history in general

• European Middle Ages (history, culture and other stuff)

And if you want a more precise list:

• Hohenstaufen family

• Especially about Friedrich II

• France vs England because it’s classic

• Kingdom of Bohemia and HRE in general

• Charles IV (Charles of Luxembourg) because he’s gorgeous

• “The Divine Comedy” by Dante Alighieri

• Medici family

• Niccolo Machiavelli because he is gorgeous as well

• Lot’s of random stuff about Medieval Italy

• And be prepared for lot’s of silly jokes on these topics

"Feci quod potui faciant meliora potentes"

About the paintings I used:

Profile image: Portrait of Giotto, detail from “Five Famous Men of the Florentine Renaissance” by unknown author

Profile heading: “The Court of Emperor Frederick II in Palermo” by Arthur von Ramberg

the-astronome

This account is mostly random shitposting, so I strongly suggest checking out my main account. Tbh it’s also shitposting but more regular and it’s about history. Don’t you like history?

#medieval history majorly tho #i post funny things there sometimes #thx I lov u

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boygirlwizard

its so sad hans capon never got to make a ligma joke

#LMAO YES he would have loved it #and I’m sure beautiful Czech language also has many jokes of the same genre #kcd

vancilart

infernal racket

#shit they’ve been doing in vranik and prybislavitz #love this #kcd

mitchuss

"And please, Henry, promise me you won't show this to anyone else."

A comic inspired my @littleskrib's wonderful work Of Love and Amorous Adventures

#I love that in the fic it’s implied to happen before Henry is told that Radzig is his father #imagine Radzig who’s been failing to master bravery to tell his son the truth #and then said oblivious son comes and asks whats this cryptic letter about #the letter being an awful love poetry from none other but lord of rattay #so now you have to deal with this too #so that your idiot son and his idiot lordling boyfriend dont get in trouble #I would quit immediately tbh #kcd

winechildd

Theresa could have been the main character and nothing in the story would have had to change and I have an AU in my head to prove it except Henry dies while recoverig at the mill, but yk, small changes

sillier version under the cut + little guys

#you are the prophet #also Hans Theresa duo yay!#i think they would be friends #back in good old 2021 I played women’s lot and then refused to complete the main game cause I couldn’t play as Theresa #no offence Henry but kcd would have been even more awesome with Theresa as the protagonist #kcd

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rennerei

kcd2 things 🌞

1: barnaby 🫶 2: Guy who’s always hungry and Guy who knows a Guy 3: when you’re plastered and can’t find your bike 4: ride with the devil pray to jesus 5: a: „your ass is *so fat*“ j: „what janosh do to deserve insult like this. Just minding own business, not bothering you. bastard.“ a: „It wasn’t an insult…“

#for some reason obssessed with that Jindra and Žižka frame #the “you are not Pebbels!” situation is so real litterally me every day with my basic ass batavus bike #kcd

grimknights

Will the sun ever shine on us again?

#petition to make Theresa patron saint of skalitz #warhorse make a game with her as the main character and you all will be reincarnated as lotus flowers #am i wrong for liking woman's lot dlc more than the main game #kcd

coffenya

Простите, я не удержалась..

Sorry guys, hrenodor meme..

#dadzig I love you you will be forever famous #he is not a good dad but he’s trying #большой фанат его миссий в первом ккд в духе сына отвези вот это письмо вот тебе 200 грошей на мороженое #hes such a slavic batya brooo #also I think he would be completely chill about Jindra being bi but he would be annoyed that his son’s boyfriend has to be Jan Ptaček #Synu! synu! nemohl bys najít někoho jiného??#kcd

rennerei

it takes a village

#nods enthusiastically #I will always be a skalitz polycule truther #your farther was a remarkable man your mother she was remarkable too #henry takes his queerness from all three of his parents #kcd

don0056

#jindřich racek and vořech yay #also known as the kobyla family #id like to think dadzig and vořech would have a relationship like dad and that dog he didn’t want #kcd

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mighty-centipig

kcd3 NEEDS to add a mechanic for eating raspberries straight off the bush 🙏

#yes and it also needs a special feature #something is squirming in your raspberries?#press E to chew FASTER #additional protein for the Bohemia’s best #kcd

seraph000

RUIN || SHERLOCK HOLMES CHAPTER ONE

🔎 || This one is inspired by a wonderful drabble piece from @jonlock <3 - AO3 link

— Maybe I can make this Lenticular photo one day 👀

#dissociation final boss #he is so me #frogwares sherlock #sherlock holmes chapter one #sherlock holmes

sboochi

You look like you've seen a ghost

#young sherlock #sherlock holmes

vienguinn

gws sherlock 😭

#bonus points if john also doesnt like the deerstalker but he at least tolerates it #young sherlock #sherlock holmes #(at reichenbach) JM: I wonder what youve found in that doctor of yours. SH (lovingly): He doesn't mind my silly hat

scottishaccentsareawesome

The Public: We still want Sherlock Holmes 3 with Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law!!!

Guy Ritchie:… I will give you a series about young Sherlock Holmes and James Moriarty in college.

Public: Is John Watson in it?

Guy Ritchie: No. In this Holmesverse, Sherlock hasn’t met him yet.

Public:…Is there at least lots of homoeroticism?

Guy Ritchie: Of course.

Public: ……

Guy Ritchie:…And I’ll throw in Colin Firth.

Public: *sighs*….Fine….

#writers give us dr watson and proper johnlock in s2 and ill forget you all the faux pas of s1 #pls pls add canon gay johnlock to the series dear writers and youll be reincarnated as a lotus flower #sherlock holmes #upd: unfortunately ive been informed watson is confirmed to NOT appear in s2 #well #thats a wee bit painful

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tiger-moran

So they probably really are going to get rid of/kill Moran off before Moriarty huh

And therefore also rob us of anything that shows Moran actually being loyal to Moriarty and caring about him in the process

fuck that

#exactly there is so much potential for mormor de quelque façon but we are no getting anything are we #like please Moran has been there only for three cases dont kill him off so soon #i really hope sebastian makes out of this alive #sherlock and co #sherlock & co #sebastian moran

groundivy

mariana and sherlock: i wonder where john is- i bet he got stopped at security because he tried to sneak his mic in, what a loveable idiot. that's our watson, so stubborn haha

john watson: *actively dying in a tunnel*

#shot out to mama Watson and her motherly senses #seriously though Sherlock might have realised something was wrong too late if not for Carol #I feel like mothers unironically might have quantum entangled neurons with their kids #sherlock and co #sherlock & co

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