The Itsy Bitsy Spider

  [text] You’re still arguing about it, so you obviously are.

Text: I am not. I am arguing about it because you are a world famous scientist who isn't presenting me any facts to whether your statement is true or not.

Text: A screaming virgin is an oxymoron. Text: That's still not any factual evidence to whether or not I still have my virginity.

Text: That is correct. Text: Wow, okay, rude. Why would you assume that I'm still a virgin?

Text: It'd be cradle robbing if it was, like 12. I'm legally an adult. Text: Are you actually calling yourself old?

Text: Wow, rude. Text: I'm almost 19, that is not cradle robbing.

[text] we should have sex.

Text: What?

Rip out my character's heart in one sentence.

(Does anyone know a site I can watch Django Unchained on without having to download it? I’ll give you my soul.)

Try megashare.info! They have a lot of movies and shows online there and you dn't have to download them.

Sexual Sunday ~Open~ Anyone?

  -flips pout- Don’t doooo that. Don’t you have costumes to be making, oh seamstress?

Yes, but I'm currently at my friends house, so I can't make anything *whines and clings to*

  -pets- shhh. I work at a hotel. I already took a nap. :)

*purrs* Good, you better have *pouts and snuggles*