Airborne Bus Delivery-Intelligence System

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<< Oh shit they like bobsleigh??? >>

<< Hell yeah, let's go! >>

MARY WHAT DO THE WOMEN WANT WE NEED TO BRING AN OFFERING

<< I, uh, I dunno! I'm not women, I think. Do you think they'd like infrared missiles? >>

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<< Oh shit they like bobsleigh??? >>

<< Hell yeah, let's go! >>

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<< Oh shit they like bobsleigh??? >>

Ah. Hello? Anyone? Am I still on the GBI network?

<< [A burst of static resolving into fine background noise.] No, sir, you are not. Probably. How'd you get this frequency? >>

I dunno. I used my radio.

<< Meh, whatever. Weirder things have happened. What's your deal, then? Why're you questioning whether you are or aren't on a GBI radio line? >>

Because I'm a GBI employee.

<< Oh, uh. My condolences. What's that like? >>

Uh. I dunno. I'm in a room.

<< I think most people are in rooms unless they're outside, buddy. Elaborate? >>

A dark room?

<< Do you at least do work in the room? >>

[Masky finds herself within a large... something. There's some.. expanse of concrete, just.. out here, in the wilderness. She's seen these before, but none quite this scale. (what would something like this even be used for...?) She hears some noise in the distance, she's sure it's fine.]

<< [The ABDIS "STORMFRONT" glides down slowly to its runway, the gargantuan plane idling its engines and extending massive landing gear. It's 10 kilometers long, and the runway is even longer- but even still, the pilot inside knows that it will use almost every inch. As the wheels touch down (over the horizon from Masky), a shrill screaming sound echoes down the concrete strip.] >>

[That's.... definitely less fine. Quickly ducking away from the site as soon as she notices the oncoming craft, stuck frozen on the grass as she watches it's slow descent come to a halt across the ocean of naught else.]

[Masky finds herself within a large... something. There's some.. expanse of concrete, just.. out here, in the wilderness. She's seen these before, but none quite this scale. (what would something like this even be used for...?) She hears some noise in the distance, she's sure it's fine.]

<< [The ABDIS "STORMFRONT" glides down slowly to its runway, the gargantuan plane idling its engines and extending massive landing gear. It's 10 kilometers long, and the runway is even longer- but even still, the pilot inside knows that it will use almost every inch. As the wheels touch down (over the horizon from Masky), a shrill screaming sound echoes down the concrete strip.] >>

Ah. Hello? Anyone? Am I still on the GBI network?

<< [A burst of static resolving into fine background noise.] No, sir, you are not. Probably. How'd you get this frequency? >>

I dunno. I used my radio.

<< Meh, whatever. Weirder things have happened. What's your deal, then? Why're you questioning whether you are or aren't on a GBI radio line? >>

Because I'm a GBI employee.

<< Oh, uh. My condolences. What's that like? >>

Uh. I dunno. I'm in a room.

<< I think most people are in rooms unless they're outside, buddy. Elaborate? >>

Ah. Hello? Anyone? Am I still on the GBI network?

<< [A burst of static resolving into fine background noise.] No, sir, you are not. Probably. How'd you get this frequency? >>

I dunno. I used my radio.

<< Meh, whatever. Weirder things have happened. What's your deal, then? Why're you questioning whether you are or aren't on a GBI radio line? >>

Because I'm a GBI employee.

<< Oh, uh. My condolences. What's that like? >>

Ah. Hello? Anyone? Am I still on the GBI network?

<< [A burst of static resolving into fine background noise.] No, sir, you are not. Probably. How'd you get this frequency? >>

I dunno. I used my radio.

<< Meh, whatever. Weirder things have happened. What's your deal, then? Why're you questioning whether you are or aren't on a GBI radio line? >>

Ah. Hello? Anyone? Am I still on the GBI network?

<< [A burst of static resolving into fine background noise.] No, sir, you are not. Probably. How'd you get this frequency? >>

Roger that, Stormfront. Rest assured, we have no intent of bringing harm to you or your aircraft. Instead, I come with a choice. Do you want to help take down GBI?

<< Always good to hear, but excuse me if I take that with a grain of salt! What's GBI, again? I assume you're looking for a U-AWACS system. >>

<< God, first magic paintings and now this. Alright, what's the brief of the mission you're asking me to..? Do something on? >>

<< Yes. Fair warning, my last known sortie was... well, it's corrupted data. I don't know how far back it was. Are you looking for anything more than AWACS? The ABDIS here can do long range air support as well; railguns, missile launchers, and lasers are all installed onboard. >>

LRAAMs would be much appreciated, though from what I can piece together using piercing weaponry like railguns could risk our ground crews. Make sure to watch your fire.

<< I'll get the missile production lines running. Do you have any IFF radar data for ground troops planned? I'd imagine designating targets would be easier that way. >>

Unclear, but, to be honest, some of these guys could not hold their own in a fight. They're likely going in quiet, IFF would only make them easier to detect. Tell you what, take it up with Viper at the briefing.

<< Understood. Do you need a distraction for agents to infiltrate? And where... well, I should really ask whether I can attend the briefing virtually. Back problems. >>

Again, we don't know much about the actual plan, but I believe Viper has a plan. As for virtual briefing, we should be able to provide that. So, I take it this means you're in?

<< Jeez... it's been a while since I've needed to attend a briefing. Man, I guess I must be getting old if I'm saying that- but in any case, you're on. You can rely on the good ol' ABDIS "Stormfront" for any and all air-to-air refueling, repair, and combat needs! >>

<< [Stormfront watches the radar blip searing away and into the sky, quickly setting things up for whatever happens. They eye the hangar bay that contains their personal plane...] >>

Roger that, Stormfront. Rest assured, we have no intent of bringing harm to you or your aircraft. Instead, I come with a choice. Do you want to help take down GBI?

<< Always good to hear, but excuse me if I take that with a grain of salt! What's GBI, again? I assume you're looking for a U-AWACS system. >>

<< God, first magic paintings and now this. Alright, what's the brief of the mission you're asking me to..? Do something on? >>

<< Yes. Fair warning, my last known sortie was... well, it's corrupted data. I don't know how far back it was. Are you looking for anything more than AWACS? The ABDIS here can do long range air support as well; railguns, missile launchers, and lasers are all installed onboard. >>

LRAAMs would be much appreciated, though from what I can piece together using piercing weaponry like railguns could risk our ground crews. Make sure to watch your fire.

<< I'll get the missile production lines running. Do you have any IFF radar data for ground troops planned? I'd imagine designating targets would be easier that way. >>

Unclear, but, to be honest, some of these guys could not hold their own in a fight. They're likely going in quiet, IFF would only make them easier to detect. Tell you what, take it up with Viper at the briefing.

<< Understood. Do you need a distraction for agents to infiltrate? And where... well, I should really ask whether I can attend the briefing virtually. Back problems. >>

Again, we don't know much about the actual plan, but I believe Viper has a plan. As for virtual briefing, we should be able to provide that. So, I take it this means you're in?

<< Jeez... it's been a while since I've needed to attend a briefing. Man, I guess I must be getting old if I'm saying that- but in any case, you're on. You can rely on the good ol' ABDIS "Stormfront" for any and all air-to-air refueling, repair, and combat needs! >>

Roger that, Stormfront. Rest assured, we have no intent of bringing harm to you or your aircraft. Instead, I come with a choice. Do you want to help take down GBI?

<< Always good to hear, but excuse me if I take that with a grain of salt! What's GBI, again? I assume you're looking for a U-AWACS system. >>

<< God, first magic paintings and now this. Alright, what's the brief of the mission you're asking me to..? Do something on? >>

<< Yes. Fair warning, my last known sortie was... well, it's corrupted data. I don't know how far back it was. Are you looking for anything more than AWACS? The ABDIS here can do long range air support as well; railguns, missile launchers, and lasers are all installed onboard. >>

LRAAMs would be much appreciated, though from what I can piece together using piercing weaponry like railguns could risk our ground crews. Make sure to watch your fire.

<< I'll get the missile production lines running. Do you have any IFF radar data for ground troops planned? I'd imagine designating targets would be easier that way. >>

Unclear, but, to be honest, some of these guys could not hold their own in a fight. They're likely going in quiet, IFF would only make them easier to detect. Tell you what, take it up with Viper at the briefing.

<< Understood. Do you need a distraction for agents to infiltrate? And where... well, I should really ask whether I can attend the briefing virtually. Back problems. >>

Roger that, Stormfront. Rest assured, we have no intent of bringing harm to you or your aircraft. Instead, I come with a choice. Do you want to help take down GBI?

<< Always good to hear, but excuse me if I take that with a grain of salt! What's GBI, again? I assume you're looking for a U-AWACS system. >>

<< God, first magic paintings and now this. Alright, what's the brief of the mission you're asking me to..? Do something on? >>

<< Yes. Fair warning, my last known sortie was... well, it's corrupted data. I don't know how far back it was. Are you looking for anything more than AWACS? The ABDIS here can do long range air support as well; railguns, missile launchers, and lasers are all installed onboard. >>

LRAAMs would be much appreciated, though from what I can piece together using piercing weaponry like railguns could risk our ground crews. Make sure to watch your fire.

<< I'll get the missile production lines running. Do you have any IFF radar data for ground troops planned? I'd imagine designating targets would be easier that way. >>

Roger that, Stormfront. Rest assured, we have no intent of bringing harm to you or your aircraft. Instead, I come with a choice. Do you want to help take down GBI?

<< Always good to hear, but excuse me if I take that with a grain of salt! What's GBI, again? I assume you're looking for a U-AWACS system. >>

<< God, first magic paintings and now this. Alright, what's the brief of the mission you're asking me to..? Do something on? >>

<< Yes. Fair warning, my last known sortie was... well, it's corrupted data. I don't know how far back it was. Are you looking for anything more than AWACS? The ABDIS here can do long range air support as well; railguns, missile launchers, and lasers are all installed onboard. >>