[PLAYER ONE: KAT]

The problem I have with "unalive" is that its so fucking swagless at least in cartoons when they were told to tone it down for the kiddos and couldnt use kill and hell they used destroy and shadow realm or whatever but unalive???? 0 effort 0 cool its an embarrassment

Wtf. Just found out the book im reading is a horror novel even though they didn't put "reader beware, you're in for a scare" on the cover. How was i supposed to know

If they make an earth flag it should be of this angle to piss off the most amount of people

None Earth with South New Zealand

the L on his hat stands for Lesbian

every time i say “that’ll do” i think in my head “that’ll do donkey, that’ll do” why does shrek ruin everything in my life

what is this ridiculous Babe (1995) erasure

For my next trick I’ll go through 9 different emotions within two minutes

#the first trick was having no emotions for four days straight

it’s like… equality

So, tumblr’s 10 year old today. instead of doin the usual routine and jokin about what an apocalyptic sci-fi hellscape it is and roast its management, I just wanna say; I appreciate this weird old place. I’ve had some great times here. some bad times, and some legitimately surreal times too. But I can sincerely say I don’t think I’d be the same person or met as many wonderful people if I’d never signed up for this weird, weird, weird, absolute nightmare of a blogging site. I… love you tumblr, somehow, and if I can’t say it today then I never will. Thanks tumbl. Please fix your site

PICS OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN

he is even perfect with anything

End it all

LET IT DIE

What the fuck happened in 2006