not a soldier

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"Hey there, Rudolph."

"I'm pretty sure tissues exist so you won't sneeze on me."

"Ugh! Cover your mouth!"

"You sound awful, you know that?"

"And you've been like this how long?"

"You really can't take care of yourself, can you?"

"Oh, gross! I better not get sick!"

"What are you doing here? You should be in bed."

"You're kind of adorable when you're sick. You know, in a pathetic way."

"Stop it! You're getting your germs everywhere!"

"I'm taking care of you, and that's final."

"I don't care if I get sick. I just want to help you get better."

"Did you sleep last night?"

"You've been coughing an awful lot. You okay?"

"Jesus! That the tenth time you've sneezed on me today! What is your problem?"

"Did you just throw up?"

"Do you need more blankets?"

"Is it too hot or too cold?"

"Hmmm, you definitely have a fever."

"I think it's bedtime for you."

"You have to take the medicine, or you won't get better!"

"Hey, you alright? You look pale."

"Here, just take the whole box of tissues."

"I was supposed to die."

"I don't believe in fate."

"She will die for you. No matter how much you don't want her to. Never forget that."

"I want that now!"

"I choose to save the world."

"If I met myself, would I explode?"

"I need a pen."

"Nope! No, no, no, no, no, no!"

"Mosquito tone. It's a high pitched sound that only young people can hear. No offense."

"You stayed to run the family company. That's a good reason."

"It's an excuse."

"Okay, I see enough psychedelic visions on my own. So, no thank you."

"UFOs do not exist."

"Says the guy with the teleporting door."

"You're planning on selling out the human race, aren't you?"

"This is exactly the point in the movie where the guy in the audience says, 'get the hell out!'"

"You're very weird librarians."

"It's a very weird library."

"This is me ignoring you. Get used to it."

"Who are you people?"

"Librarians. We're the Librarians."

"Do not fear the villain. Fear the hero."

"And trust me, if you don't learn how to win the war instead of just fighting the battles, none of us will survive."

"Magic's real?"

"Magic's real."

"Someone turned a magic spell into an app."

"Reality. It's the shared narrative we agree to believe."

"That is more than I ever wanted to see of any elected official."

"Okay. So we have to get a sample and a picture... and not die."

"Do not antagonize the local law enforcement."

"But it's so much fun!"

"Little criticism. Since I've been back, the librarians seem kind of evil."

"It's smarter to be lucky than lucky to be smart."

"Do you have any idea what's down there?"

"Nope. That's the best part."

"I love this job."

"A giant winged fire-breathing dragon is coming here?!"

"Somebody jacked Santa's ride."

"Architecture is just art we live in. Why doesn't anybody get that?"

"Mrs. Clause is real?!"

"Oh, shiny balls, yes!"

"Christmas is cancelled."

"Well maybe the term you're looking for, is 'partners.'"

"So, annoying or cryptic. Those are your two speeds, huh?"

"Good luck finding 14 virgins these days."

"We found something weird too."

"I found a room full of really old art."

"We found a room full of human skulls!"

"What do you mean, human skulls?"

"How many ways can I mean human skulls?!"

"Okay, new rule. How about we not refer to the tumor that will one day kill me as a 'brain-grape.'"

"I'm here to do science and math; and sometimes, hallucinate."

"I'm offering you a life of mystery, of misery, of loneliness, and adventure. More than that, I'm offering you the opportunity to make a difference and to save the world every week. Twice before Friday. Are you in?"

"Oh, impossible - pipsyposh, pipsyposh! People keep saying that as though we don't eat the impossible for breakfast every day."

"I was really expecting a better secret door."

"I'm gonna be dead tomorrow."

"So, how would they want you to spend your last day?"

"They'd want me to save the world one last time."

"Your brain is a weapon, and a tool, and a library all wrapped in one."

"Vampires are real. But Dracula is not. Because I killed him."

"There ain't nothin' amateur about my bar fighting, sweetheart."

"When I do math, I smell things. Mostly breakfast."

"You call Excalibur, 'Cal'?"

"We're friends. Best friends. Besties, really."

"How did you know all that?"