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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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every time a professor mentions Freud (derogatory) an angel loses their wings
I think it's funny how we're studying two wildly different things but Freud still gets mentioned in my classes too
He got his tail back!
i want to study at a British university
i will spell color as colour and use degrees celcius. i would watch Sherlock on BBC all night while drinking a cuppa tea with my flatmates. i’ll have fish and chips every day that’s worth 5 quid. i would go to gaff parties every night. i am also more likely to meet chavs, One Direction, Ed Sheeran and the Queen.
i wish i was british :(
World Heritage Post
you’d be a lucky bastard to find chippies that go for five quid mate
If you find any, let me know
internet friends are so funny bro. here are some fuckers who know more about me than my mother. their names? well this one's no eyed joe, that one's takeout container, that one's moo, this one's named after several hit video game characters, that one is soup and so is that other one, here are a couple named after several thousand year old stories. that one's scammer. that one's volcano residue and here's fungus and rodent and there's podcast character and we can't forget the birds. this one says he's not named after a supernatural character but there's no evidence to support that. here's vegetables and arson. i love them all very dearly. oh yeah and they're all queer

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Spin the wheel to find out which
Do you like the animal you've turned into?
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i love this guy
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@bloombird (Tagging you in a post so you don't have to worry about losing asks <3)
So my latest short film premiered at a festival today (the premiere was negotiated as part of my contract with my funders so won't be going on a theatre run like some of my previous work)
It's my first funded project, so it's a really big milestone in my career. It's the second film of mine to make it onto a streaming platform, but the first to have a permanent contract with said streaming platform. I was on a panel for a QnA afterwards
Bigggg red carpet event, really important thing, huge deal. Invited all of my cast & crew to it, plus some friends. My family was there, some of their friends too, we had professional photos taken in front of those backdrops with the laurels of the festival and the funders' logos on it
One of my VAs forgot to show up LMAOOO he completely forgot it was today and went to the zoo instead
Funniest thing to ever happen at any event I've ever been invited to/apart of

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It’s that time of the year where my paternal-maternal instincts kick into overdrive
Cmere mutuals! Get in the minivan! We’re going to the courthouse to sign the adoption papers! And then we’re getting ice cream!
*pspspspspsps noises*
Meta get out from under the bed, I can see you, no closing your eyes does not work
Distant get off the ceiling, how did you even get up there, wait, actually I don’t want to know
Guy, thank you for being responsible and getting in the-GUY NO GET OUT OF THE GLOVE BOX
Viewer, Artsy, thank you for behaving like rational-ish people with only minimal bribery
(@distantmaniacallaugh @heartz4moth @thatguywhodoesstuff @viewer-of-many @artsy165)
...how many of my own mutuals can I bring along for the ride?
Well, we might run out of seats eventually. Either they can sit in the trunk, or, do you know of a school bus we can use?
I don't, but maybe some of them do, I'm not sure. Should I just tag them and we can all sort it out from there?
Yes SUMMON THEM
My trunk is pretty big tho, if we stack em? And there’s a lot of floor space, cuz it’s a weird old car
@gamegem92 @deepfriedhopesanddreams @bloombird @gelu-the-babosa-multiversal @sphnyspinspin @theuntitledduser @phanzon @scrunkly-week @reddykitty @thunderstomm @cookiepietoday @theweirdpurplepersonsworld
I hath been summoned!! Getting adopted!!
. . .
Am dragging @raymett @thatwolficorn and anyone else seeing this /silly
Can't adopt me if I adopt you first! 💖
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all the “weird” content on tiktok feels so fabricated and performative. whereas on tumblr you’ll meet someone who will casually admit they eat paint
this sort of sums it up perfectly
I have a friend who is a connoisseur when it comes to eating paper like they won't like the taste of a receipt because there's 'too much ink' but they'll take a healthy bite out of one of the pages of my sketchbook and go 'scrumptious!' because some types of drawing paper taste better
What do they mean "too much ink"?? Receipts don't use ink. They're made of a kind of thermal paper that when heated, activates and darkens. Printing receipts is done with heat. There is no ink. HOW IS THERE TOO MUCH INK??
I am very concerned for you people
Why are y'all eating paper in the first place??
all the “weird” content on tiktok feels so fabricated and performative. whereas on tumblr you’ll meet someone who will casually admit they eat paint
this sort of sums it up perfectly
I have a friend who is a connoisseur when it comes to eating paper like they won't like the taste of a receipt because there's 'too much ink' but they'll take a healthy bite out of one of the pages of my sketchbook and go 'scrumptious!' because some types of drawing paper taste better
What do they mean "too much ink"?? Receipts don't use ink. They're made of a kind of thermal paper that when heated, activates and darkens. Printing receipts is done with heat. There is no ink. HOW IS THERE TOO MUCH INK??

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The magpie who fishes stars
@hybridcrows Seems like something you'd like?