Oops! All Robots

every time a professor mentions Freud (derogatory) an angel loses their wings

I think it's funny how we're studying two wildly different things but Freud still gets mentioned in my classes too

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you’d be a lucky bastard to find chippies that go for five quid mate

If you find any, let me know

internet friends are so funny bro. here are some fuckers who know more about me than my mother. their names? well this one's no eyed joe, that one's takeout container, that one's moo, this one's named after several hit video game characters, that one is soup and so is that other one, here are a couple named after several thousand year old stories. that one's scammer. that one's volcano residue and here's fungus and rodent and there's podcast character and we can't forget the birds. this one says he's not named after a supernatural character but there's no evidence to support that. here's vegetables and arson. i love them all very dearly. oh yeah and they're all queer

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...how many of my own mutuals can I bring along for the ride?

Well, we might run out of seats eventually. Either they can sit in the trunk, or, do you know of a school bus we can use?

I don't, but maybe some of them do, I'm not sure. Should I just tag them and we can all sort it out from there?

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Can't adopt me if I adopt you first! 💖

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all the “weird” content on tiktok feels so fabricated and performative. whereas on tumblr you’ll meet someone who will casually admit they eat paint

I have a friend who is a connoisseur when it comes to eating paper like they won't like the taste of a receipt because there's 'too much ink' but they'll take a healthy bite out of one of the pages of my sketchbook and go 'scrumptious!' because some types of drawing paper taste better

What do they mean "too much ink"?? Receipts don't use ink. They're made of a kind of thermal paper that when heated, activates and darkens. Printing receipts is done with heat. There is no ink. HOW IS THERE TOO MUCH INK??

all the “weird” content on tiktok feels so fabricated and performative. whereas on tumblr you’ll meet someone who will casually admit they eat paint

I have a friend who is a connoisseur when it comes to eating paper like they won't like the taste of a receipt because there's 'too much ink' but they'll take a healthy bite out of one of the pages of my sketchbook and go 'scrumptious!' because some types of drawing paper taste better

What do they mean "too much ink"?? Receipts don't use ink. They're made of a kind of thermal paper that when heated, activates and darkens. Printing receipts is done with heat. There is no ink. HOW IS THERE TOO MUCH INK??

@hybridcrows Seems like something you'd like?