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Wassup mother frickers

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The underdogs as chaotic agents is my favorite thing to write LESS GO
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Luca:I dont get it.Everytime time im on a mission i come along ANGER issues-
Alberto:Its not ANGER issues,its mommy issues-
Luca:Thank you Alberto that was REALLY helpful.Where have you been.
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Alberto:Giulia,are you here yet?
Giulia:Almost,just picking up Valentina.
Alberto:I thought i made it clear,dont bring your girlfriend because you will make me feel lonely
Giulia:Dont you have Luca there with you?
Alberto:He doesnt want for me to act like im his boyfriend
Giulia:Sucks for you then,im still bringing Valentina though-
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L:*Punches Alberto*HOLY SHIT IM SORRY-
A:*grunts*GODDAMN LUCA
L:Im sorry i thought you were with them-
A:Do i look like im with them?!
L:Uhm..Yes?
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L:This dress is making me uncomfortable as heck
A:Why did you pick it then
L:I want to look fashionable
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L:*Cant kick with his dress*FRICK YOU FASHION*Rips dress*
A*GASP* LUCA NO!
L:What?
A:Just saying..Like why here?
L:Alberto..i have pants underneath
A:OOOH Ohh okay okay.
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*Villian speaks italian*
*Luca and Alberto look at Giulia*
G:Oh come on,just because im from Italy doesnt mean i understand everything.
A:*shrugs*Well you kinda have too-
G:Damn it.
I wont say enymore "Im gonna put my foot up your ass"
I say "Hey,turn around,bend over,ill show you where my shoe fits!"
The underdogs in a haunted house
Luca:Look at this dark door,maybe we should go inside,it could be the exit.
Alberto:If you open that fucking door,ill let you meet my foot up your ass.
Giulia:Seriously Luca,why the heck do you go to the most chances of no survival.
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Alberto:Im hungry
Giulia:I told you to eat before we got here
Alberto:Didnt these old hags have eny food before they died?
Luca:Guys!!I FOUND A GHOST!
Alberto:AND I FOUND FOOD!
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*Door slams*
Alberto:Well someone woke up with anger issues.
Giulia:Ya,like,calm down.
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Luca:IM GOING TO DIE
Alberto:No one is going to die.
Luca:AM I ALREADY DEAD?
Alberto:No one is dead.
Luca:WILL I DIE?
Alberto:Probably.
Luca:WAAAAAAAAA
Sorry for being unactive.Ive been drawing way to much this time c: Might post some here
ALBERTO AND LUCA HAMILTON

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More Scorfano-Paguro family chaos.Here we go !
Luca:You guys wanna know.something very important...I found you two (Pointing at Andrea and Adrian) on Ebay.
Alberto:*Laughing*
Luca:A buy one get one free.Sophia is a bit more high class i bought her at Target.
Alberto:*Dying*
Luca:And i found this grown ass man,at the wallmart cart.Maybe his dad forgot him there.
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Andrea:Hey papà?
Luca:What do you want?
Andrea:Can i-
Luca:No.
Andrea:You didnt even let me finish.
Luca:I know you were going to say puppy.I overheard your convorsation with Adrian.
Andrea:Damn it.
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Adrian:Hey dad?
Alberto:Ye?
Adrea:Who is your favorite?
Alberto:I love you all equally,hun.
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Andrea:Papà?
Luca:Yes?
Andrea:Who do you love most?
Luca:Everyone exept for you.
Andrea:PAPÀ? MÀ PERCHÈ? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
Luca:I love you..sometimes..
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Adrian:Can i..drink some coffe?Please papà?
Luca:No.Your too young for coffe.
Adrian:But papà im 14.
Luca:Still too young.
Adrian:How is that young?!
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Andrea:Papà,you look..like you didnt get sleep..
Luca:Because i didnt,Andrea.
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Luca & Alberto @ Sophia:Who is the cuttest little baby in the world?You are!
Andrea:*Clears throut*
Adrian:Um,hello?
Andrea:We exsist!
Luca:Oh hey kids
Grown up underdogs headcannons.
-All three of our underdogs have moved to a small apartment and will live there until one of them or TWO of them moves out.
-Since there is only two rooms,Luca and Alberto have to sleep on one big bed.
-Luca,being the annoying friend he is,every night kicks Alberto off the bed,and he ends up sleeping on the couch.
-Coffe.A LOT of coffe
-Luca stayes up all night to finish a telenovel serie.
-Giulia steals Alberto's shirts.Just for fun
-Its not normal for Luca and Alberto to fight,right?Well,in this apartment it is.They fight for clothes,breakfast,who uses the bathroom first in the morning ect ect.
-Luca is OBSEESED with cologne so he just takes Alberto's.
-They barelly get eny sleep.
-Giulia tries too straighten her hair but all she gets is a laughing stock from Alberto.
-They love to pull pranks on each other.
-House work?Luca tells Alberto everytime but he says "This is not our house,why should I clean it?"
-They love too steal leftovers from each other,well by "they" i mean Luca.
-Ice cream cravings at 3 AM.
-They all can get sick easily.
-Luca abd Alberto's room is seperated into 2 but Luca doesnt give a f
-Oh yea..SWEARING EVERYWHERE
-Hugs and kisses?Only on valentines day.Just kidding atleast 3 days a week.
Yall know that song"Talking about Bri"
Yall know the Alberto trans fans.Ye..I MIGHT HAVE CREATED SOMETHING.
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A:So i took away his power and his name is dead to me
I killed that Mother fu*er "Alberto"
with his body,went his name
So if you see me irl dont call me that agian.
The ugly side
The part i hide
Lies deep inside of me
Wait,did i say me?
Im talking about Al.
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ITS HORRIBLE IK
It’s been awhile (whoops!)
Unsent messages to..
Luca
Alberto
Giulia
ERCOLE DIDNT HAVE ENY HAHAHA

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What its like living with gay bsf:
A:What..?
Hey Luca have you seen my-
That smell...Are you wearing my cologne?!
L:What?!No!
A:Yes you are!I could smell it a mile away!
L:No!This is my cologne!I got it for my sweet sixteen remember?!
A:Sweet sixteen?!
L:Yes!
A:Do guys even have a sweet sixteen?!
L:Yes they do!
A:Or is it beacouse you act like a girl all the time?
L:What did you just say....?
A:Should i call you Lucy from now on?Or Lucia?Lucinda?
L:COME HERE IMA BEAT YOUR ASS
A:LUCA NO!
G:CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP!?Luca,thats Alberto's cologne.I saw you take it this morning.And no,boys dont have a sweet sixteen.
A:HA!HAHAHA
L:Shut up Albertina.
*Sorry if im wrong about the sweet sixteen thing*
You will never know the TOP till you get too LOW
Now also on my youtube,That wierd Isa!
!!LOUD VOLUME WARNING!!
If Alberto didn't find and take Luca,Luca would have never happened.
If Pedro diden't die,Encanto would have never happened.
If they weren't bad,The Bad guys would have never happened.
If the phone wasn't left behind,The Mitchells VS the Machines would have never happened.
If the legend wasn't real,Turning Red would have never happened.
All the movies happen for a reason,thats what makes the story interesting⭐
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS?
THEY DID LUCA SO DIRTY RN.IN THE ITALIAN VERSION OF LUCA,LUCA SOUNDS LIKE A 10 YEAR OLD .SEE FOR YOURSELVES.
NOT EVEN 10.HE SOUNDS YOUNGER THAN MY SISTER.
Memes i found on pinterest but its ☄Luca☄

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Actually their is proof that Alberto could have been abused from his dad when he was little.We notice that in the scene where they are alone with Ercole,Alberto seems scared when they put him at the wall but he then hides it so he doesn't look weak.
See for yourselves.Not my vid btw
LIKE IT TOOK ME THIS LONG TO FRIKIN UNDERSTAND?!HOW?!
We can all say that the main charcter of this story is ☄Alberto☄
Watch "•House of memories•Luca and Alberto AMV" on YouTube
This is my new vidio!The song is "House of memories"by Panic at the Disco.I hope you enjoy.