Isa c:

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Luca:I dont get it.Everytime time im on a mission i come along ANGER issues-

Alberto:Its not ANGER issues,its mommy issues-

Luca:Thank you Alberto that was REALLY helpful.Where have you been.

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Alberto:Giulia,are you here yet?

Giulia:Almost,just picking up Valentina.

Alberto:I thought i made it clear,dont bring your girlfriend because you will make me feel lonely

Giulia:Dont you have Luca there with you?

Alberto:He doesnt want for me to act like im his boyfriend

Giulia:Sucks for you then,im still bringing Valentina though-

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L:*Punches Alberto*HOLY SHIT IM SORRY-

A:*grunts*GODDAMN LUCA

L:Im sorry i thought you were with them-

A:Do i look like im with them?!

L:Uhm..Yes?

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L:This dress is making me uncomfortable as heck

A:Why did you pick it then

L:I want to look fashionable

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L:*Cant kick with his dress*FRICK YOU FASHION*Rips dress*

A*GASP* LUCA NO!

L:What?

A:Just saying..Like why here?

L:Alberto..i have pants underneath

A:OOOH Ohh okay okay.

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*Villian speaks italian*

*Luca and Alberto look at Giulia*

G:Oh come on,just because im from Italy doesnt mean i understand everything.

A:*shrugs*Well you kinda have too-

Luca:Look at this dark door,maybe we should go inside,it could be the exit.

Alberto:If you open that fucking door,ill let you meet my foot up your ass.

Giulia:Seriously Luca,why the heck do you go to the most chances of no survival.

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Alberto:Im hungry

Giulia:I told you to eat before we got here

Alberto:Didnt these old hags have eny food before they died?

Luca:Guys!!I FOUND A GHOST!

Alberto:AND I FOUND FOOD!

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*Door slams*

Alberto:Well someone woke up with anger issues.

Giulia:Ya,like,calm down.

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Luca:IM GOING TO DIE

Alberto:No one is going to die.

Luca:AM I ALREADY DEAD?

Alberto:No one is dead.

Luca:WILL I DIE?

Alberto:Probably.

Luca:WAAAAAAAAA

Luca:You guys wanna know.something very important...I found you two (Pointing at Andrea and Adrian) on Ebay.

Alberto:*Laughing*

Luca:A buy one get one free.Sophia is a bit more high class i bought her at Target.

Alberto:*Dying*

Luca:And i found this grown ass man,at the wallmart cart.Maybe his dad forgot him there.

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Andrea:Hey papà?

Luca:What do you want?

Andrea:Can i-

Luca:No.

Andrea:You didnt even let me finish.

Luca:I know you were going to say puppy.I overheard your convorsation with Adrian.

Andrea:Damn it.

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Adrian:Hey dad?

Alberto:Ye?

Adrea:Who is your favorite?

Alberto:I love you all equally,hun.

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Andrea:Papà?

Luca:Yes?

Andrea:Who do you love most?

Luca:Everyone exept for you.

Andrea:PAPÀ? MÀ PERCHÈ? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

Luca:I love you..sometimes..

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Adrian:Can i..drink some coffe?Please papà?

Luca:No.Your too young for coffe.

Adrian:But papà im 14.

Luca:Still too young.

Adrian:How is that young?!

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Andrea:Papà,you look..like you didnt get sleep..

Luca:Because i didnt,Andrea.

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Luca & Alberto @ Sophia:Who is the cuttest little baby in the world?You are!

Andrea:*Clears throut*

Adrian:Um,hello?

Andrea:We exsist!

-All three of our underdogs have moved to a small apartment and will live there until one of them or TWO of them moves out.

-Since there is only two rooms,Luca and Alberto have to sleep on one big bed.

-Luca,being the annoying friend he is,every night kicks Alberto off the bed,and he ends up sleeping on the couch.

-Coffe.A LOT of coffe

-Luca stayes up all night to finish a telenovel serie.

-Giulia steals Alberto's shirts.Just for fun

-Its not normal for Luca and Alberto to fight,right?Well,in this apartment it is.They fight for clothes,breakfast,who uses the bathroom first in the morning ect ect.

-Luca is OBSEESED with cologne so he just takes Alberto's.

-They barelly get eny sleep.

-Giulia tries too straighten her hair but all she gets is a laughing stock from Alberto.

-They love to pull pranks on each other.

-House work?Luca tells Alberto everytime but he says "This is not our house,why should I clean it?"

-They love too steal leftovers from each other,well by "they" i mean Luca.

-Ice cream cravings at 3 AM.

-They all can get sick easily.

-Luca abd Alberto's room is seperated into 2 but Luca doesnt give a f

-Oh yea..SWEARING EVERYWHERE

Yall know the Alberto trans fans.Ye..I MIGHT HAVE CREATED SOMETHING.

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A:So i took away his power and his name is dead to me

I killed that Mother fu*er "Alberto"

with his body,went his name

So if you see me irl dont call me that agian.

The ugly side

The part i hide

Lies deep inside of me

Wait,did i say me?

Im talking about Al.

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Luca

Alberto

Giulia

A:What..?

Hey Luca have you seen my-

That smell...Are you wearing my cologne?!

L:What?!No!

A:Yes you are!I could smell it a mile away!

L:No!This is my cologne!I got it for my sweet sixteen remember?!

A:Sweet sixteen?!

L:Yes!

A:Do guys even have a sweet sixteen?!

L:Yes they do!

A:Or is it beacouse you act like a girl all the time?

L:What did you just say....?

A:Should i call you Lucy from now on?Or Lucia?Lucinda?

L:COME HERE IMA BEAT YOUR ASS

A:LUCA NO!

G:CAN YOU GUYS SHUT UP!?Luca,thats Alberto's cologne.I saw you take it this morning.And no,boys dont have a sweet sixteen.

A:HA!HAHAHA

L:Shut up Albertina.

Now also on my youtube,That wierd Isa!

If Pedro diden't die,Encanto would have never happened.

If they weren't bad,The Bad guys would have never happened.

If the phone wasn't left behind,The Mitchells VS the Machines would have never happened.

If the legend wasn't real,Turning Red would have never happened.

THEY DID LUCA SO DIRTY RN.IN THE ITALIAN VERSION OF LUCA,LUCA SOUNDS LIKE A 10 YEAR OLD .SEE FOR YOURSELVES.

See for yourselves.Not my vid btw

LIKE IT TOOK ME THIS LONG TO FRIKIN UNDERSTAND?!HOW?!