What's Your Damage?

Andarna: I have an idea. Tairn: You can’t eat Catriona. Andarna: I don’t have an idea.

Ridoc: Your shirt looks great, Xaden. Xaden: Thank you. Ridoc: But I bet it would look even better on Violet's floor. Violet: Are you hitting on Xaden...for me?

Xaden: We should get married Violet: We've been dating for less than a month Xaden: And I think I've shown incredible restraint waiting this long

Rhiannon: Why are you two holding hands? Violet: Studies show it relieves stress Rhiannon: Oh, I thought you were on a date or something Xaden: We are, we're also just really fucking stressed

I just wanted you to know that this is my Facebook longways picture. Not the profile one, the HD one that goes across the top. I love it. -Old Man Miranda

That would be called a cover photo, Lin. 😂

Oh that’s MUCH less funny than what I said. I stand by ‘Longways.’

Very private people have mastered the art of telling you little about themselves but doing it in such a way you think you know a lot

Me everytime I talk to the slut that is @a-streetcar-named-desiree