Harry Styles

Is it just me or are Sunday’s the absolute worst days ever?! I hate that the weekend is ending and the work week is starting. I’m a workaholic don’t get me wrong but the work week is always so exhausting but worth it in the end.

@lostlakestarters

It’s definitely just you, Ken. Sundays can be fun too. You’re just too much of a sourpuss to think anything of it. Sundays are pancake days, which is the best breakfast food. They’re also famous for brunch, which means all the mimosas you can drink. I’m definitely not wrong here. 

I may or may not have just spilt hot tea all over myself. Yeah, that’s a great representation of how my day has started. It can only get better from here right?

@lostlakestarters

Oi, that sucks for you. I’m sorry that happened. But hey, I’ve got a few gallons of ice cream that could definitely make your day much better. 

what up guys, i’m miley cyrus from hannah montana and you’re watching the disney chanel!! i’m just kidding with you all but i had to introduce myself that way!! i can’t believe how stunning this place looks, it reminds me so much of malibu. i hate unpacking so can i pay someone to do it for me please?! // @lostlakerpg·

You know I’m a huge Hannah Montana fan. I’ve always wanted to go to one of her shows, but she fell off the face of the earth before I could. You know, since you claim to be her, you think you could give me a private show? I’d love to hear Rockstar live. 

I need to stop drinking with Teddy, he is so much better at this game than I will ever be, I should stick to my little wine, I can feel my cats really judging me right now, anyways, are you guys having a good weekend? 

@lostlakestarters 

So after last night I decided that I need to detox. So who wants to come with me to find the nearest spa? I have unpacked my home and I am ready to relax. I need a good pedicure and massage. Anyone want to come with? I’ll pay and I’ll even cook you a nice yummy meal…without meat as I don’t eat meat. BUT someone please come! I am Harry Kirton and I need a good spa buddy.