Max

when you accidentally slip up and call yourself worthless or a stupid fucking dumbass in front of someone and they look at you surprised and say “don’t say that about yourself!!” and you’re like,,,,, yo, man,,,, chill,,,, I am used to this

can they like release new vegetables 

she’s doing her best

“tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well davecat is just 100% canon !” wow, it’s. it’s like hussie took 7 years of my life  

is … understand nocturnal the ways have been a little else. be getting enemies

If I had a dollar for every time shit-heads suggest for me to “hey dude do this” casually with no reasoning behind it. Where does one obtain the succ.

these bots are getting too advanced I thought these were actual posts…

i thought i was having a stroke

I ask my self 48 times a day “am I being dramatic? Is this #toomuch?” the answer is always yes of course

Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us

oh.

ah yes how do we get rid of air resistance again

Hagrids dad fucked a giant and Jk Rowling won’t tell me how

what are the odds that a dude with the last name Bolt would be so fuckening fast