Sexy Unicorns

rb this first

Please.

Yes please

Please.

Yes please

I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power

do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of nowhere JUST so he could stand on the couch and laugh at me. I’m being called a dumb bitch in my own home by my OWN SON.

Burger Queen.

THIS IS QUALITY

The Sex Pistols tho

Somehow, I feel like she’s in on this.

Please unmute this

I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this 

#TeamChocolateChip

💀💀💀💀

He don’t even like raisins 😂

FUCKIN OAT MEAL FUCKIN RAININ ASS COOKIES 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😷

This was a journey 😂😂😂

I love this whole thread

but notice he ate the non raisin cookie. REDEMPTION!

This is gold.

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

I love silent films

I’m gonna die

Oscar-worthy

Are you fucking kidding me

this film was a masterpiece

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

why is there a gif for this

ITS BACK MY FAVORITE POST ON THIS FUCKING SITE IS BACK