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Is Claudio thine enemy? Directed by Kenneth Branagh, 1993

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sapphofinch

teresa lisbon is less "if you dont cheer and clap for him ill fucking blow this whole building up" and more like how cat owners describe their cats. this is my fuckass insane blonde man (rescue) (found in the garbage) who we have spent $2000 of the government funding on for tea bags and he has almost gotten me fired 20 times this week because he refuses to stop doing psyops on government officials for entertainment inbetween scrapbooking for his literal red string theory board and pissing me off on purpose. Yes I'm madly in love with him that's not the point right now

wildwildtarget

PATRICK JANE & TERESA LISBON Always Bet on Red

katebeckets

jane & lisbon + normal coworker behavior [43/?] ⤷ 3.02 — “Cackle-Bladder Blood”

princessadamantia

I am two episodes away from season three in my The Mentalist rewatch, but damn is livid!Lisbon my absolute favourite trope so far. I haven't tried reading any fanfic but if anyone has some suggestions for some Mentalist fic, I'd love you to pieces.

whyenn-reader

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

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lissa

robby/abbot || silver cross (x)

depsidase

sophsun1

Derry Girls – 3.07: The Agreement

scullee

do older x-files fic writers/readers have a giggle when reading fics by younger authors who get 90s tech/culture/slang completely wrong

pearlofthewoods

I’m finding the comments under this post actually really enlightening and useful as someone born in the 2000s. Some of these things i just never would have thought to consider - the plan B example comes to mind, and definitely not blue m&ms lol.

I’m currently dealing with the double whammy of being both Gen Z and not-American when it comes to writing accurate 90s America, so if anyone would like to add in the comments anything that is a (slightly less-obvious) tell that a fic writer is non-American as well that would be so so helpful!

writingdose

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wifegideonnav

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

raccoonmilf

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

raccoonmilf

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

raccoonmilf

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

raccoonmilf

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

raccoonmilf

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

fipindustries

shop5

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

netscapenavigator-official

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

spontaneousmusicalnumber

A frustrating part of the mainstream vegan “love all animals and protect the environment” mindset is the fact that things need to die in real-life ecology all the time but deer hunting season makes icky feelings and carp culls aren’t cottagecore

spontaneousmusicalnumber

The vegan “any animal death ever is morally wrong” mindset doesn’t hold up when:

We don’t have any of the large predators we used to (black bears, mountain lions, or gray wolves) but still retain large deer populations. If nothing is removing animals, they’ll quickly overload the carrying capacity of the environment and have massive losses to starvation and disease that can also pass on to livestock. Human hunters replace the large predators that our landscape can no longer support.

It’s kinder to euthanize an un-releasable hawk rather than try to find it a permanent home with humans. Wildlife rehabs have extremely limited space and resources and are usually run entirely on donated money and volunteer time. Only a few are large and stable enough to care for permanent residents long-term, and those spots are few and far between.

An invasive species poses a danger to threatened native wildlife. I will admit- Australian possums are adorable. But not in New Zealand, where they’re an invasive species that eats the eggs of ground-dwelling birds that previously had no such predators. The landowners I worked with replanting native bush, all native Maori, had no qualms about setting the dogs on them.

I don’t know how to end this except. Sometimes things just gotta die and acting otherwise just isn’t a realistic expectation.

spontaneousmusicalnumber

Highlights from the notes over the past 6 months include a lot of angry vegans saying “you’re blowing things out of proportion, no vegans actually think like this!” and a lot of people who work in conservation and education saying “Every day. I have to fight people who think like this.”

As a bonus this post was originally inspired by the vegan who called me racist for saying we should kill invasive species

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tenderhooked

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing

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