ALSO THE GAME

Does Tumblr just have it out for Fanfic writers? Is the Tumblr staff secretly Anne Rice or something?

FFS you’re joking me?

@noona-clock @xtemptaetionx @bisexualstevierogers @5sosdrfluke

yeah I noticed this, and I completely hate it lmao because I do write a lot of dialogue and I write small paragraphs for easy readability ): I might have to post everything on AO3 and just link it on here :/

Well, this is the new tea and I hate it.

FUCK YOU @staff

Calm down, everyone! The giant monster made of burning feces that bursts into your shack each night and smears itself all over your face has been found to not cause cancer. So please ignore those terrible rumours and be thankful and continue to let it do its thing

this fucked me up

no way

What

Shoutout to Francois for making complete strangers full on stroke each others’ faces for art what a power move

I guess it is true, everyone has a twin out there somewhere.

Holy shit

Idk how many times I’ve had some stranger walk up to me and start talking to me only for me to tell them idk who they are. Then they start asking questions and it turns out that I’m indeed not who they thought I was.

According to research, they estimate everyone has around 7 “twins.” I think it probably differs, but it’s an interesting thought, and I’ve seen a lot of documentaries on it, it’s awesome.

Did you then embark on an adventure to help her get revenge on Chris by impersonating him and fucking up his life in subtle ways? :D

DEAD.ASS.

I only saw 3 of these

I saw NONE of these, because as a kid, I fuckin KNEW BETTER

Legitimately upset that goatse.cx isn’t in this list. I was tricked into visiting it almost day one that I was ever in a chat room. I thought  it was still the world’s all-time most famous internet grossout?! I don’t even recognize hardly any of these other punks.

Goatse and Tubgirl are the grandparents of all these other whippersnappers. Well, Lemonparty is also from the Goatse/Tubgirl stock but it became more mainstream, probably because it’s just elderly people fucking, which despite being ew gross icky isn’t as DEVIANT as stretching your anus open with both hands or blasting fountains of orange liquid out your ass and onto yourself. The rest are either pretty tame as far as shock sites/images go, or just mainstream enough to be common knowledge and thus robbed of any shock value.

Hey 2019, we fucked everything up, enjoy your ignorance

19th century ahegao face

Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

A day later I think would actually rank this 2018 marvel superhero cg movie among animated movies as visually ambitious as Who Framed Roger Rabbit or The Thief and the Cobbler. It takes an established medium and does things with it that other mainstream Hollywood productions just didn’t dare at the time.

*ella fitzgerald voice* “Birds do it, bees do it, even lizards and wallabies do it”

Pàaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddooooorrrrruuuuuu

This is the computer equivalent of the angler fish

the bird fight back

This copyrighted character also has Christmas