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@thatsandersguy
What is up everybody!
DISCLAIMER!!!
I AM NOT ACTUALLY THOMAS SANDERS! I AM NOT AFFLIATED WITH THOMAS SANDERS! THIS IS THE CHARACTER OF THOMAS SANDERS FROM SANDERS SIDES!!!
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*If Thomas looks over at the stairs up, he can see a little toddler trying to sneak their way down it.*
*Its hard to tell their age, but no older than 3. Half the little one's face is discolored, and the eye on that side doesn't seem to shut properly when he blinks. Otherwise, the little guy looks like a baby Thomas in a black and gold snake themed onesie.*
*The kid acts like he hasn't been spotted yet, but has noticed Thomas is in the room*
-- @twofacedsssssnake
*Thomas blinked a moment... this is weird*
Heya little guy? What are you doin' here? *He got off the couch and walked over towards the stairs. Crouching down to look at the toddler*
Y'know where your parents are? Or how you got here?
*The tot takes a few steps back up the stairs as Thomas approaches. The little thing starts to sniffle as if to cry. He makes confused noises, then attempts to hiss at Thomas.*
sssssssssssss
*AWWWEE*
*Thomas speaks softer reaching out slowly* Hey hey its okay! Shhh! Its okay I'm not gonna hurt you okay? I'm Thomas. So how about we come down these stairs before you get hurt? *He said looking around for something soft to offer the tot and the first thing his eyes caught was a Janus plush one of his friends kids left out.*
Hey I got this real cool plush you can have if you come down! *He held it up making plush Janus wave to baby Janus... Thomas its still Janus. Lock in*
*Jan looks at Thomas's hands as he reaches out, he attempts to hiss louder but its just as cute. But when Thomas gets the plush out? Jan's face softens immediately and reaches out.* a! aaa! ssssss!
*Maybe seeing some kind of toy gave him comfort? Maybe he recognizes something? who knows*
Yeah you want it? Here. *Thomas walks up the stairs a bit, moving slowly, and picks up Jan giving him the plush* There we go! Now how'd ya get all the way up there without me noticing lil' one?
*He is talking in the baby voice. Yk the voice you use on babies.* because I dunno how you got here and I don't think the cops will buy "magic" and an excuse! No they wont!
*The little one squeezes the plush and leans into Thomas once in the warmth. This kid feels cold to the touch. He looks up at Thomas, the discolored pale-ish section on his face matches the scales of the Janus plush. Hmmmm...*
*its not long for the little one to sniffle again... when did Thomas feel hungry? The kid seems hungry too, he bites his hand and Thomas can see this snakelet's missing 2 teeth about where fangs could be*
Cuddly huh? *Thomas was slightly concerned at how cold the kid was. He also noticed the similarities between the snakelet and Janus. But because he's Thomas, chocked it up to coincidence* but its okay because I got you!
Hey no biting hands, I'll get us both some food. I think I got like apple sauce and I definitely have jam... I don't really know what toddlers eat. But judging by missing teeth I presume mushy stuff for you! *Thomas walked over to the kitchen and placed the kid... in the sink. Look he doesn't have a highchair!* Gimme a second little guy. I'll make you some food!
*you. You put a child in the sink. A child who can climb stairs. In the sink. The- you- [/silly]*
*The little one stands in the sink and tries to get on the counter top. But, this child very quickly realizes just how high up he is, and that same sniffling sound returns. He freezes right where he’s at and starts to cry. The sound almost makes Thomas’ eyes water, maybe in sympathy?*
*Oh god Thomas is one hell of an emotional empath. He picks up Janus quickly, tears in his eyes* Hey hey hey! Don't cry! Don't cry um... uh. *Thomas thinks for a minute before closing his eyes and starting to hum while rocking the kid. Trying to calm him down and make him stop crying*
*The crying lasts for several moments more. It takes a bit to calm the little one down, but eventually the screaming and crying turns to soft hiccups.* woh.. wohhh...
*Despite rubbing his face on Thomas' shirt, there's no tear stains left. The kid whimpers for something or someone while Thomas hums.*
Shhh shh. It's okay. Um... which one would even know about child care.. *Thomas sighed talking to himself.* I need a more responsible adult than me...
*Well if Jan wants Logan, Thomas will comply. Only because he needs Logan. He can't actually trust Patton with children, Roman maybe but the prince doesn't have a filter, Virgil would get too scared, Remus is a keep away. And ironically Janus is also on the mental "don't give a kid list". So Logan it is!*
Logannnnn I need help!!
*Logan rises up, despite the forceful composure, he's looking a bit distressed* Yes Thomas what- Janus! *Logan rushes forward to check on Janus. He visibly relaxes seeing Janus unharmed, if a bit upset*
How did he get here? Why is he crying? *... It's becoming rather obvious why Logan was given the "mom" role of the six*
*Little Jan leans back from Thomas and wipes his eyes, instantly reaching out for Logan on sight.* woh! Wohhh-gan!
*His crying picks up and increases in volume until he’s either taken by Logan or possibly distracted with something.*
@thatsandersguy @amlogansanders
*Logan grabs the little Janus from Thomas' arms and begins rocking him back and forth* Hey, you're alright, Jan. It's quite alright. I understand you're upset and you're safe to express your feelings with me. Would you like some food? Or a drink perhaps?
*For Janus being a literal baby, Logan's speaking to him in a very... normal way. It's as if he assumes that baby Jan will understand him. Maybe he does? Logan seems to have more experience with this that Thomas so who knows?*
@thatsandersguy
Wait wait wait wait wait- that's Janus? What's going on why is he a kid? Is it the anon thing again? *Thomas is so confused.* I was making him some food um it was just like an apple sauce and jam mixture with some like cut up bread in it. *Thomas consistently is the most out of the loop on things. My poor sweet idiot.*
@twofacedsssssnake
It is. It was. And that will suffice. Thank you, Thomas. *Based on how comfortable Logan seems to be with Baby Janus, he must've been around long enough for Logan to acclimate. How long has his Deceit been like this?*
@twofacedsssssnake
*Jan’s whining turns back to sniffling. He rubs his face into Logan’s shirt to calm down, gently tugs on Logan’s tie for comfort*
*Then he hears the word Apple*
Appo?
*He lifts his head and points at Thomas*
Appo? Appo?
@amlogansanders @thatsandersguy
*Logan lightly runs his hand through Janus' hair* Be careful of my tie. I know you normally are but I'd prefer to be breathing.
*He pauses the headpats when Jan points to Thomas* Yes Jan, he's getting you applesauce. It's not a whole apple since last time you almost choked. Plus this has crofters in it. It'll be even better.
@thatsandersguy
Im so confused... *Thomas muttered as he turned back around with a bowl of applesauce and crofters mix with sliced bread cubes in it* Here is the best toddler meal I got.
*Thomas looked back up at Logan* Do you know how long this has been happening?
*If Thomas looks over at the stairs up, he can see a little toddler trying to sneak their way down it.*
*Its hard to tell their age, but no older than 3. Half the little one's face is discolored, and the eye on that side doesn't seem to shut properly when he blinks. Otherwise, the little guy looks like a baby Thomas in a black and gold snake themed onesie.*
*The kid acts like he hasn't been spotted yet, but has noticed Thomas is in the room*
-- @twofacedsssssnake
*Thomas blinked a moment... this is weird*
Heya little guy? What are you doin' here? *He got off the couch and walked over towards the stairs. Crouching down to look at the toddler*
Y'know where your parents are? Or how you got here?
*The tot takes a few steps back up the stairs as Thomas approaches. The little thing starts to sniffle as if to cry. He makes confused noises, then attempts to hiss at Thomas.*
sssssssssssss
*AWWWEE*
*Thomas speaks softer reaching out slowly* Hey hey its okay! Shhh! Its okay I'm not gonna hurt you okay? I'm Thomas. So how about we come down these stairs before you get hurt? *He said looking around for something soft to offer the tot and the first thing his eyes caught was a Janus plush one of his friends kids left out.*
Hey I got this real cool plush you can have if you come down! *He held it up making plush Janus wave to baby Janus... Thomas its still Janus. Lock in*
*Jan looks at Thomas's hands as he reaches out, he attempts to hiss louder but its just as cute. But when Thomas gets the plush out? Jan's face softens immediately and reaches out.* a! aaa! ssssss!
*Maybe seeing some kind of toy gave him comfort? Maybe he recognizes something? who knows*
Yeah you want it? Here. *Thomas walks up the stairs a bit, moving slowly, and picks up Jan giving him the plush* There we go! Now how'd ya get all the way up there without me noticing lil' one?
*He is talking in the baby voice. Yk the voice you use on babies.* because I dunno how you got here and I don't think the cops will buy "magic" and an excuse! No they wont!
*The little one squeezes the plush and leans into Thomas once in the warmth. This kid feels cold to the touch. He looks up at Thomas, the discolored pale-ish section on his face matches the scales of the Janus plush. Hmmmm...*
*its not long for the little one to sniffle again... when did Thomas feel hungry? The kid seems hungry too, he bites his hand and Thomas can see this snakelet's missing 2 teeth about where fangs could be*
Cuddly huh? *Thomas was slightly concerned at how cold the kid was. He also noticed the similarities between the snakelet and Janus. But because he's Thomas, chocked it up to coincidence* but its okay because I got you!
Hey no biting hands, I'll get us both some food. I think I got like apple sauce and I definitely have jam... I don't really know what toddlers eat. But judging by missing teeth I presume mushy stuff for you! *Thomas walked over to the kitchen and placed the kid... in the sink. Look he doesn't have a highchair!* Gimme a second little guy. I'll make you some food!
*you. You put a child in the sink. A child who can climb stairs. In the sink. The- you- [/silly]*
*The little one stands in the sink and tries to get on the counter top. But, this child very quickly realizes just how high up he is, and that same sniffling sound returns. He freezes right where he’s at and starts to cry. The sound almost makes Thomas’ eyes water, maybe in sympathy?*
*Oh god Thomas is one hell of an emotional empath. He picks up Janus quickly, tears in his eyes* Hey hey hey! Don't cry! Don't cry um... uh. *Thomas thinks for a minute before closing his eyes and starting to hum while rocking the kid. Trying to calm him down and make him stop crying*
*The crying lasts for several moments more. It takes a bit to calm the little one down, but eventually the screaming and crying turns to soft hiccups.* woh.. wohhh...
*Despite rubbing his face on Thomas' shirt, there's no tear stains left. The kid whimpers for something or someone while Thomas hums.*
Shhh shh. It's okay. Um... which one would even know about child care.. *Thomas sighed talking to himself.* I need a more responsible adult than me...
*Well if Jan wants Logan, Thomas will comply. Only because he needs Logan. He can't actually trust Patton with children, Roman maybe but the prince doesn't have a filter, Virgil would get too scared, Remus is a keep away. And ironically Janus is also on the mental "don't give a kid list". So Logan it is!*
Logannnnn I need help!!
*Logan rises up, despite the forceful composure, he's looking a bit distressed* Yes Thomas what- Janus! *Logan rushes forward to check on Janus. He visibly relaxes seeing Janus unharmed, if a bit upset*
How did he get here? Why is he crying? *... It's becoming rather obvious why Logan was given the "mom" role of the six*
*Little Jan leans back from Thomas and wipes his eyes, instantly reaching out for Logan on sight.* woh! Wohhh-gan!
*His crying picks up and increases in volume until he’s either taken by Logan or possibly distracted with something.*
@thatsandersguy @amlogansanders
*Logan grabs the little Janus from Thomas' arms and begins rocking him back and forth* Hey, you're alright, Jan. It's quite alright. I understand you're upset and you're safe to express your feelings with me. Would you like some food? Or a drink perhaps?
*For Janus being a literal baby, Logan's speaking to him in a very... normal way. It's as if he assumes that baby Jan will understand him. Maybe he does? Logan seems to have more experience with this that Thomas so who knows?*
@thatsandersguy
Wait wait wait wait wait- that's Janus? What's going on why is he a kid? Is it the anon thing again? *Thomas is so confused.* I was making him some food um it was just like an apple sauce and jam mixture with some like cut up bread in it. *Thomas consistently is the most out of the loop on things. My poor sweet idiot.*
@twofacedsssssnake
*If Thomas looks over at the stairs up, he can see a little toddler trying to sneak their way down it.*
*Its hard to tell their age, but no older than 3. Half the little one's face is discolored, and the eye on that side doesn't seem to shut properly when he blinks. Otherwise, the little guy looks like a baby Thomas in a black and gold snake themed onesie.*
*The kid acts like he hasn't been spotted yet, but has noticed Thomas is in the room*
-- @twofacedsssssnake
*Thomas blinked a moment... this is weird*
Heya little guy? What are you doin' here? *He got off the couch and walked over towards the stairs. Crouching down to look at the toddler*
Y'know where your parents are? Or how you got here?
*The tot takes a few steps back up the stairs as Thomas approaches. The little thing starts to sniffle as if to cry. He makes confused noises, then attempts to hiss at Thomas.*
sssssssssssss
*AWWWEE*
*Thomas speaks softer reaching out slowly* Hey hey its okay! Shhh! Its okay I'm not gonna hurt you okay? I'm Thomas. So how about we come down these stairs before you get hurt? *He said looking around for something soft to offer the tot and the first thing his eyes caught was a Janus plush one of his friends kids left out.*
Hey I got this real cool plush you can have if you come down! *He held it up making plush Janus wave to baby Janus... Thomas its still Janus. Lock in*
*Jan looks at Thomas's hands as he reaches out, he attempts to hiss louder but its just as cute. But when Thomas gets the plush out? Jan's face softens immediately and reaches out.* a! aaa! ssssss!
*Maybe seeing some kind of toy gave him comfort? Maybe he recognizes something? who knows*
Yeah you want it? Here. *Thomas walks up the stairs a bit, moving slowly, and picks up Jan giving him the plush* There we go! Now how'd ya get all the way up there without me noticing lil' one?
*He is talking in the baby voice. Yk the voice you use on babies.* because I dunno how you got here and I don't think the cops will buy "magic" and an excuse! No they wont!
*The little one squeezes the plush and leans into Thomas once in the warmth. This kid feels cold to the touch. He looks up at Thomas, the discolored pale-ish section on his face matches the scales of the Janus plush. Hmmmm...*
*its not long for the little one to sniffle again... when did Thomas feel hungry? The kid seems hungry too, he bites his hand and Thomas can see this snakelet's missing 2 teeth about where fangs could be*
Cuddly huh? *Thomas was slightly concerned at how cold the kid was. He also noticed the similarities between the snakelet and Janus. But because he's Thomas, chocked it up to coincidence* but its okay because I got you!
Hey no biting hands, I'll get us both some food. I think I got like apple sauce and I definitely have jam... I don't really know what toddlers eat. But judging by missing teeth I presume mushy stuff for you! *Thomas walked over to the kitchen and placed the kid... in the sink. Look he doesn't have a highchair!* Gimme a second little guy. I'll make you some food!
*you. You put a child in the sink. A child who can climb stairs. In the sink. The- you- [/silly]*
*The little one stands in the sink and tries to get on the counter top. But, this child very quickly realizes just how high up he is, and that same sniffling sound returns. He freezes right where he’s at and starts to cry. The sound almost makes Thomas’ eyes water, maybe in sympathy?*
*Oh god Thomas is one hell of an emotional empath. He picks up Janus quickly, tears in his eyes* Hey hey hey! Don't cry! Don't cry um... uh. *Thomas thinks for a minute before closing his eyes and starting to hum while rocking the kid. Trying to calm him down and make him stop crying*
*The crying lasts for several moments more. It takes a bit to calm the little one down, but eventually the screaming and crying turns to soft hiccups.* woh.. wohhh...
*Despite rubbing his face on Thomas' shirt, there's no tear stains left. The kid whimpers for something or someone while Thomas hums.*
Shhh shh. It's okay. Um... which one would even know about child care.. *Thomas sighed talking to himself.* I need a more responsible adult than me...
*Well if Jan wants Logan, Thomas will comply. Only because he needs Logan. He can't actually trust Patton with children, Roman maybe but the prince doesn't have a filter, Virgil would get too scared, Remus is a keep away. And ironically Janus is also on the mental "don't give a kid list". So Logan it is!*
Logannnnn I need help!!
*If Thomas looks over at the stairs up, he can see a little toddler trying to sneak their way down it.*
*Its hard to tell their age, but no older than 3. Half the little one's face is discolored, and the eye on that side doesn't seem to shut properly when he blinks. Otherwise, the little guy looks like a baby Thomas in a black and gold snake themed onesie.*
*The kid acts like he hasn't been spotted yet, but has noticed Thomas is in the room*
-- @twofacedsssssnake
*Thomas blinked a moment... this is weird*
Heya little guy? What are you doin' here? *He got off the couch and walked over towards the stairs. Crouching down to look at the toddler*
Y'know where your parents are? Or how you got here?
*The tot takes a few steps back up the stairs as Thomas approaches. The little thing starts to sniffle as if to cry. He makes confused noises, then attempts to hiss at Thomas.*
sssssssssssss
*AWWWEE*
*Thomas speaks softer reaching out slowly* Hey hey its okay! Shhh! Its okay I'm not gonna hurt you okay? I'm Thomas. So how about we come down these stairs before you get hurt? *He said looking around for something soft to offer the tot and the first thing his eyes caught was a Janus plush one of his friends kids left out.*
Hey I got this real cool plush you can have if you come down! *He held it up making plush Janus wave to baby Janus... Thomas its still Janus. Lock in*
*Jan looks at Thomas's hands as he reaches out, he attempts to hiss louder but its just as cute. But when Thomas gets the plush out? Jan's face softens immediately and reaches out.* a! aaa! ssssss!
*Maybe seeing some kind of toy gave him comfort? Maybe he recognizes something? who knows*
Yeah you want it? Here. *Thomas walks up the stairs a bit, moving slowly, and picks up Jan giving him the plush* There we go! Now how'd ya get all the way up there without me noticing lil' one?
*He is talking in the baby voice. Yk the voice you use on babies.* because I dunno how you got here and I don't think the cops will buy "magic" and an excuse! No they wont!
*The little one squeezes the plush and leans into Thomas once in the warmth. This kid feels cold to the touch. He looks up at Thomas, the discolored pale-ish section on his face matches the scales of the Janus plush. Hmmmm...*
*its not long for the little one to sniffle again... when did Thomas feel hungry? The kid seems hungry too, he bites his hand and Thomas can see this snakelet's missing 2 teeth about where fangs could be*
Cuddly huh? *Thomas was slightly concerned at how cold the kid was. He also noticed the similarities between the snakelet and Janus. But because he's Thomas, chocked it up to coincidence* but its okay because I got you!
Hey no biting hands, I'll get us both some food. I think I got like apple sauce and I definitely have jam... I don't really know what toddlers eat. But judging by missing teeth I presume mushy stuff for you! *Thomas walked over to the kitchen and placed the kid... in the sink. Look he doesn't have a highchair!* Gimme a second little guy. I'll make you some food!
*you. You put a child in the sink. A child who can climb stairs. In the sink. The- you- [/silly]*
*The little one stands in the sink and tries to get on the counter top. But, this child very quickly realizes just how high up he is, and that same sniffling sound returns. He freezes right where he’s at and starts to cry. The sound almost makes Thomas’ eyes water, maybe in sympathy?*
*Oh god Thomas is one hell of an emotional empath. He picks up Janus quickly, tears in his eyes* Hey hey hey! Don't cry! Don't cry um... uh. *Thomas thinks for a minute before closing his eyes and starting to hum while rocking the kid. Trying to calm him down and make him stop crying*
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it is pride month, Thomas. u know what that means
- @the-remy-offical
What do you want me to do? Be gay? I already am.
Just curious
Have u met Crowgan?
What's a crowgan... Should I be concerned for Logan? Is he okay?
*Logan is summoned before he has a chance to mask his wings* Oh- Hello Thomas. *He doesn't seem to notice the giant black bird wings on his back and the feathers around his face and in his hair. He also has rather sharp talons for hands* Is there something you need me for?
Yeah um do you know what a "Crowgan" iss.... *Thomas turned to Logan and almost dropped his phone* Woah! *Thomas stumbled to catch it* Is bird like your animal thing?
My what? ... OH SHIT *Logan's wings puff up as he realizes what Thomas is talking about* Oh gods- alright. Fine. *deep breath* This is fine.
Yes technically they're my trait though it wasn't discovered until recently. I was given these by an anon and they never left.
How much do these anons do to you? Like- are they why it feels I can't do anything at all amd have to lay in bed all day? Because they did something to you guys?
*Thomas is mentally freaking out about the whole bird thing. But he's also a deeply empathetic person so of course he is worrying more about Logan right now*
Well. They've: Turned me into a cat, given me cat traits, aged me down to a teenager, aged me down to a child, turned me into a naga, forcefully fused me with just about every side and Remy, shut me down more times than I can possibly count, and have turned me into a ghost. And more.
What? What? Huh? Wait. WHAT??? Fusion? Aging? Shut downs?? I... I need to sit down. One second. *He walked to the couch and sat down. It felt like his head was spinning. Theres more too? What do people get out of doing this to Logan.*
Is there anyway I can help with all of it? Or something? Sorry, I am frankly quite confused and struggling to fully get my head around this. You said something about shut downs???
Theres no way to stop or cure any of it. We simply must wait until it goes away most of the time.
If you'd like clarifications for specific aspects, such as the shut downs i will explain in a moment, you may ask one I am finished explaining the-
*Crowgan's eyes lock on it instantly and, after the usual puffing of the fearhers and dialating of the eyes, he full on dives for it. Aaaaaand Crow Mode Crowgan. Might wanna ask for some help taming him*
*Thomas jumped as a something shiny darted across his eyes and then Logan dived for it* AH! *Thomas gets off the couch and walks up to Crowgan* Logan? Hey Logaann?? You there buddy?? *Thomas is overall unsure what to do* We okay over here? *Thomas placed a hand on Crowgan's shoulder*
*Crowgan whips around and Thomas gets a clear view of the dilated, very clearly bird-brained Logic he now has before Crowgan jumps on him too. Thomas may not be shiny but he is precious and shall be protected at all costs. Logan's wings wrap around Thomas like a sheild; or a blanket; or both*
*Thomas stiffens for a second, having a side jump at you is scary. But then he looks around and laughs slightly* Is it hug time or something? *Thomas carefully goes to hug Logan back, wary of hitting or hurting his wings.* I'll be here.
*Thomas wanted to say more, but the words didn't want to come out of his mouth. It's fine though. Logan's hugging him,in a way. Which means things will be fine.*
*Thomas is now in procrastination mode. Nothing shall get done because his brain is not working. Logic is still there just not quite all functioning properly. Oopsies!*
*That means Thomas is now doom scrolling. Occasionally turning his phone towards Logan so he can see the video. He knows he has things he needs to do. But Logan wont let him go and honestly, he doesn't mind it.*
Oh this one is funny yet kinda sad. The racoon keeps trying to wash the cotton candy and it keeps dissolving.
*Thomas yawns slightly* Mmm. You are quite the warm bird.
*Crowgan frowns at the dissolving cotton candy raccoon. That's so sad. Pouty birb*
*Logan flips the shiny around in his hands. It's a locket. He seems to grasp the fact that it can open by the way he's trying to pry into it with his talons, but he can't for the life of him hit the button on the side. He seems to be getting frustrated. This bleeds into Thomas getting frustrated with himself for sitting around for too long with stuff to do*
*Thomas looked at Logan trying to open the locket and found it funny yet second-hand frustrating. He really needs to do things but with how fixated Logan is on the locket he cant do anything. Even if Logan did let him go. He probably couldn't get up anyway.* here let me just- *He reaches over and clicks it open*
There we go it's open! Now can I be free now? *He doesn't want to get up. But he needs to. But he doesnt want to. But he really really really needs to. But it feels like a stab in the chest to get up. But the job the work!! Ughhhhhhh if only Logan wasn't such a birded brain right now.*
*Crowgan pouts at being yelled at. Mean treasure. He pulls the locket to his chest and turns so his back is to Thomas. No more wing blanket for you sir*
Hey wait. *Oh back to the cold apartment of a Floridan in the summer.* Fine. You want to be that way!
*Thomas stood up not paying attention to how his legs and feet are asleep. And feel directly forward almost hitting his chin into the coffee table* AHH!!
*Stupid treasure cant think so is a danger to self*
*Danger. Treasure. Protecc. Crowgan leaps and almost tackles Thomas again. In reality he just sort of roughly catches Thomas and keeps him upright*
*His pupils look normal and his wings seem yo have smoothed a bit* Are you alright? *That seems to have snapped him out of it. Huh.*
*Thomas nods, still shaken. He goes to speak but the wings are in his face* im fime *is all that is heard. Stupid human*
*Logan removes himself from Thomas and brushes himself off, frowning. Huffy bird* You really must be more careful Thomas. *He straightens his tie and his wings before standing* Do you need help up?
My legs fell sleep because you wouldn't let me go. *Thomas grumbled* Help would be appreciated though. Thanks for the save. *He sticks out his hand for help up.*
*Logan takes it and pulls him up despite being metaphysical. We're not here to criticize logistics. We're here to watch the bird man and his human fight* Well if you hadn't noticed, I couldn't exactly control it. If it were up to me I'd never enter what Remus likes to call "crow mode". I quite like being in my right mind.
Yeah I noticed but like. I can still complain. We're behind now! And I know its not your fault I just feel bad about it now because you wouldn't want me to be behind, yet you caused it and I have complicated feelings! *Thomas huffed crossing his arms and turning slightly (tsundere ass behavior)*
I apologize for being upset with you. I'm mainly upset at my self.
I am in a way yourself so I understand feeling frustrated at this and at me for letting this happen. Unfortunately, executive dysfunction isn't something I'm well equipped to handle in that state as I am in a way, the cause of it. I apologize. I don't quite remember what caused this particular bought of unproductivity but I'm sure we can still get a few things done. I can be satisfied with little progress if I am the cause of lack of more.
Thank you for being understanding Logan. I just, have some writing and buisness things to do that were meant to get done way earlier. *Thomas sat down on the couch grabbing his laptop* For example I'm in talks with a certain jam company again. *Oh Thomas you sly guy.* about maybe or maybe not having a re-release of certain flavors of product.
*Logan's eyes grow wide and for a moment as he stands there in shock, one can't help but wonder if he's gone crow again or not. Thankfully he shakes his head to snap out of it and begins talking rapidly* When, how, which flavors, who are you speaking with, why didn't anyone inform me, how was I not aware I am your logic- *(shhhhhhh don't ask that question)*
*As Logan practically interrogates Thomas, he winds up on the back of the couch like how Virgil sits looking over Thomas' shoulder. Bird perching and all*
Well the ten year anniversary is coming up! And its only right for some sides who didn't have a jam to get one and for people who didn't get a chance to buy the initial jams to aquire them aswell! *Thomas said smiling as he tapped away at an email* Now do you know which flavors Janus and Remus like? Flavors we can actually put into jam and keep it FDA approved for Remus.
Remus isn't a huge fan of sweet but he does enjoy pickles a lot. For some reason. Perhaps we could discuss making Remus some sort of relish instead of a jam? It would match his color, aesthetic, and preferences.
Janus is a fan of apples so apple jam would likely be the best bet for him. It fits his preferences, religious imagery, and is a standard jam flavor so it'd be very marketable even without the draw of beloved characters increasing the demand.
Does Crofters make relish? I dont think we can do a relish. Maybe something with dragonfruit? I'll workshop it.
And we could do an apple flavor jam. Oh maybe something that has a sour-ish base taste but a sweet after taste!
*Thomas said theorizing. He confirmed that new crofters!*
Or maybe a lemon or lime sort of jam? He does like sour and dragonfruit is more of Roman's thing if you can believe it.
That would be very fitting for Janus. Perhaps we should get the twins so we can start brainstorming names? *Logan has slight flappy hands. He is very excited for this new deal!*
Hm I can see Roman liking dragonfruit honestly. And yeah the twins would be great! I'm really excited for this deal!
*Yeah we can tell Thomas. Mr. No emotions over here is happy stimming. And from Thomas' taps on his leg, he is too!* a lemon lime jam colored like blood red?
Certain red dyes can be harmful to individuals with ADHD as it can cause irritability, increased anxiety, and depression as well as to people with allergies as both can be extremely sensitive to the base oil that's used to make the red dyes. Along with this, it would take away from the "organic" part of Crofter's Organic however I can see why you made that connection.
*Despite the side tangent of shutting down Thomas' idea, Logan's hand flapping has only gotten bigger. This is the greatest thing that's happened since the LAST crofters installment!*
Ah. Y'know that's why your so cool you just know things like that. You're like a walking Wikipedia! And in the age of AI, teachers love Wikipedia now. Because at least Wikipedia cites its sources. *Thomas went on his own tangent* So no red dye. Um. Hmmm... we could find a natural green dye? Maybe. They could find the green dye, they're the jam guys.
But I am really happy your excited for this deal! I am too! Let me finish this email then we can research more flavors and things like that!
Maybe it could be more like a marmalade and we can put candied pieces of the rind in there? That seems like something Remus would appreciate. Though, perhaps they should make decisions on the jam itself and we can work on marketing. We don't know much about crafting jam.
We should tell our friends about this. And our parents. And the rest of our family. Especially Aunt Patty. She'll be thrilled
Let's solidify the deal first Logan! We aren't fully sure if we're going to go through with the re-release and new jams. We don't want to spread the word of a non-existent fruit spread. *Unfunny pun here*
Right. Of course. Apologies, I'm getting ahead of myself. *Logan clasps his hands together in order to compose himself* This is exciting indeed. What other steps need to be taken in order to launch this?
Well, they need to make the jams, we need to flavor test them. Then a bunch of production work from label art to names. Then theres the whole name copyright thing. And then theres getting the stock. *Thomas listed out* We've done two launches before Logan. You know this. *Thomas laughed slightly. Trying to joke with Logan*
Just curious
Have u met Crowgan?
What's a crowgan... Should I be concerned for Logan? Is he okay?
*Logan is summoned before he has a chance to mask his wings* Oh- Hello Thomas. *He doesn't seem to notice the giant black bird wings on his back and the feathers around his face and in his hair. He also has rather sharp talons for hands* Is there something you need me for?
Yeah um do you know what a "Crowgan" iss.... *Thomas turned to Logan and almost dropped his phone* Woah! *Thomas stumbled to catch it* Is bird like your animal thing?
My what? ... OH SHIT *Logan's wings puff up as he realizes what Thomas is talking about* Oh gods- alright. Fine. *deep breath* This is fine.
Yes technically they're my trait though it wasn't discovered until recently. I was given these by an anon and they never left.
How much do these anons do to you? Like- are they why it feels I can't do anything at all amd have to lay in bed all day? Because they did something to you guys?
*Thomas is mentally freaking out about the whole bird thing. But he's also a deeply empathetic person so of course he is worrying more about Logan right now*
Well. They've: Turned me into a cat, given me cat traits, aged me down to a teenager, aged me down to a child, turned me into a naga, forcefully fused me with just about every side and Remy, shut me down more times than I can possibly count, and have turned me into a ghost. And more.
What? What? Huh? Wait. WHAT??? Fusion? Aging? Shut downs?? I... I need to sit down. One second. *He walked to the couch and sat down. It felt like his head was spinning. Theres more too? What do people get out of doing this to Logan.*
Is there anyway I can help with all of it? Or something? Sorry, I am frankly quite confused and struggling to fully get my head around this. You said something about shut downs???
Theres no way to stop or cure any of it. We simply must wait until it goes away most of the time.
If you'd like clarifications for specific aspects, such as the shut downs i will explain in a moment, you may ask one I am finished explaining the-
*Crowgan's eyes lock on it instantly and, after the usual puffing of the fearhers and dialating of the eyes, he full on dives for it. Aaaaaand Crow Mode Crowgan. Might wanna ask for some help taming him*
*Thomas jumped as a something shiny darted across his eyes and then Logan dived for it* AH! *Thomas gets off the couch and walks up to Crowgan* Logan? Hey Logaann?? You there buddy?? *Thomas is overall unsure what to do* We okay over here? *Thomas placed a hand on Crowgan's shoulder*
*Crowgan whips around and Thomas gets a clear view of the dilated, very clearly bird-brained Logic he now has before Crowgan jumps on him too. Thomas may not be shiny but he is precious and shall be protected at all costs. Logan's wings wrap around Thomas like a sheild; or a blanket; or both*
*Thomas stiffens for a second, having a side jump at you is scary. But then he looks around and laughs slightly* Is it hug time or something? *Thomas carefully goes to hug Logan back, wary of hitting or hurting his wings.* I'll be here.
*Thomas wanted to say more, but the words didn't want to come out of his mouth. It's fine though. Logan's hugging him,in a way. Which means things will be fine.*
*Thomas is now in procrastination mode. Nothing shall get done because his brain is not working. Logic is still there just not quite all functioning properly. Oopsies!*
*That means Thomas is now doom scrolling. Occasionally turning his phone towards Logan so he can see the video. He knows he has things he needs to do. But Logan wont let him go and honestly, he doesn't mind it.*
Oh this one is funny yet kinda sad. The racoon keeps trying to wash the cotton candy and it keeps dissolving.
*Thomas yawns slightly* Mmm. You are quite the warm bird.
*Crowgan frowns at the dissolving cotton candy raccoon. That's so sad. Pouty birb*
*Logan flips the shiny around in his hands. It's a locket. He seems to grasp the fact that it can open by the way he's trying to pry into it with his talons, but he can't for the life of him hit the button on the side. He seems to be getting frustrated. This bleeds into Thomas getting frustrated with himself for sitting around for too long with stuff to do*
*Thomas looked at Logan trying to open the locket and found it funny yet second-hand frustrating. He really needs to do things but with how fixated Logan is on the locket he cant do anything. Even if Logan did let him go. He probably couldn't get up anyway.* here let me just- *He reaches over and clicks it open*
There we go it's open! Now can I be free now? *He doesn't want to get up. But he needs to. But he doesnt want to. But he really really really needs to. But it feels like a stab in the chest to get up. But the job the work!! Ughhhhhhh if only Logan wasn't such a birded brain right now.*
*Crowgan pouts at being yelled at. Mean treasure. He pulls the locket to his chest and turns so his back is to Thomas. No more wing blanket for you sir*
Hey wait. *Oh back to the cold apartment of a Floridan in the summer.* Fine. You want to be that way!
*Thomas stood up not paying attention to how his legs and feet are asleep. And feel directly forward almost hitting his chin into the coffee table* AHH!!
*Stupid treasure cant think so is a danger to self*
*Danger. Treasure. Protecc. Crowgan leaps and almost tackles Thomas again. In reality he just sort of roughly catches Thomas and keeps him upright*
*His pupils look normal and his wings seem yo have smoothed a bit* Are you alright? *That seems to have snapped him out of it. Huh.*
*Thomas nods, still shaken. He goes to speak but the wings are in his face* im fime *is all that is heard. Stupid human*
*Logan removes himself from Thomas and brushes himself off, frowning. Huffy bird* You really must be more careful Thomas. *He straightens his tie and his wings before standing* Do you need help up?
My legs fell sleep because you wouldn't let me go. *Thomas grumbled* Help would be appreciated though. Thanks for the save. *He sticks out his hand for help up.*
*Logan takes it and pulls him up despite being metaphysical. We're not here to criticize logistics. We're here to watch the bird man and his human fight* Well if you hadn't noticed, I couldn't exactly control it. If it were up to me I'd never enter what Remus likes to call "crow mode". I quite like being in my right mind.
Yeah I noticed but like. I can still complain. We're behind now! And I know its not your fault I just feel bad about it now because you wouldn't want me to be behind, yet you caused it and I have complicated feelings! *Thomas huffed crossing his arms and turning slightly (tsundere ass behavior)*
I apologize for being upset with you. I'm mainly upset at my self.
I am in a way yourself so I understand feeling frustrated at this and at me for letting this happen. Unfortunately, executive dysfunction isn't something I'm well equipped to handle in that state as I am in a way, the cause of it. I apologize. I don't quite remember what caused this particular bought of unproductivity but I'm sure we can still get a few things done. I can be satisfied with little progress if I am the cause of lack of more.
Thank you for being understanding Logan. I just, have some writing and buisness things to do that were meant to get done way earlier. *Thomas sat down on the couch grabbing his laptop* For example I'm in talks with a certain jam company again. *Oh Thomas you sly guy.* about maybe or maybe not having a re-release of certain flavors of product.
*Logan's eyes grow wide and for a moment as he stands there in shock, one can't help but wonder if he's gone crow again or not. Thankfully he shakes his head to snap out of it and begins talking rapidly* When, how, which flavors, who are you speaking with, why didn't anyone inform me, how was I not aware I am your logic- *(shhhhhhh don't ask that question)*
*As Logan practically interrogates Thomas, he winds up on the back of the couch like how Virgil sits looking over Thomas' shoulder. Bird perching and all*
Well the ten year anniversary is coming up! And its only right for some sides who didn't have a jam to get one and for people who didn't get a chance to buy the initial jams to aquire them aswell! *Thomas said smiling as he tapped away at an email* Now do you know which flavors Janus and Remus like? Flavors we can actually put into jam and keep it FDA approved for Remus.
Remus isn't a huge fan of sweet but he does enjoy pickles a lot. For some reason. Perhaps we could discuss making Remus some sort of relish instead of a jam? It would match his color, aesthetic, and preferences.
Janus is a fan of apples so apple jam would likely be the best bet for him. It fits his preferences, religious imagery, and is a standard jam flavor so it'd be very marketable even without the draw of beloved characters increasing the demand.
Does Crofters make relish? I dont think we can do a relish. Maybe something with dragonfruit? I'll workshop it.
And we could do an apple flavor jam. Oh maybe something that has a sour-ish base taste but a sweet after taste!
*Thomas said theorizing. He confirmed that new crofters!*
Or maybe a lemon or lime sort of jam? He does like sour and dragonfruit is more of Roman's thing if you can believe it.
That would be very fitting for Janus. Perhaps we should get the twins so we can start brainstorming names? *Logan has slight flappy hands. He is very excited for this new deal!*
Hm I can see Roman liking dragonfruit honestly. And yeah the twins would be great! I'm really excited for this deal!
*Yeah we can tell Thomas. Mr. No emotions over here is happy stimming. And from Thomas' taps on his leg, he is too!* a lemon lime jam colored like blood red?
Certain red dyes can be harmful to individuals with ADHD as it can cause irritability, increased anxiety, and depression as well as to people with allergies as both can be extremely sensitive to the base oil that's used to make the red dyes. Along with this, it would take away from the "organic" part of Crofter's Organic however I can see why you made that connection.
*Despite the side tangent of shutting down Thomas' idea, Logan's hand flapping has only gotten bigger. This is the greatest thing that's happened since the LAST crofters installment!*
Ah. Y'know that's why your so cool you just know things like that. You're like a walking Wikipedia! And in the age of AI, teachers love Wikipedia now. Because at least Wikipedia cites its sources. *Thomas went on his own tangent* So no red dye. Um. Hmmm... we could find a natural green dye? Maybe. They could find the green dye, they're the jam guys.
But I am really happy your excited for this deal! I am too! Let me finish this email then we can research more flavors and things like that!
Maybe it could be more like a marmalade and we can put candied pieces of the rind in there? That seems like something Remus would appreciate. Though, perhaps they should make decisions on the jam itself and we can work on marketing. We don't know much about crafting jam.
We should tell our friends about this. And our parents. And the rest of our family. Especially Aunt Patty. She'll be thrilled
Let's solidify the deal first Logan! We aren't fully sure if we're going to go through with the re-release and new jams. We don't want to spread the word of a non-existent fruit spread. *Unfunny pun here*
Just curious
Have u met Crowgan?
What's a crowgan... Should I be concerned for Logan? Is he okay?
*Logan is summoned before he has a chance to mask his wings* Oh- Hello Thomas. *He doesn't seem to notice the giant black bird wings on his back and the feathers around his face and in his hair. He also has rather sharp talons for hands* Is there something you need me for?
Yeah um do you know what a "Crowgan" iss.... *Thomas turned to Logan and almost dropped his phone* Woah! *Thomas stumbled to catch it* Is bird like your animal thing?
My what? ... OH SHIT *Logan's wings puff up as he realizes what Thomas is talking about* Oh gods- alright. Fine. *deep breath* This is fine.
Yes technically they're my trait though it wasn't discovered until recently. I was given these by an anon and they never left.
How much do these anons do to you? Like- are they why it feels I can't do anything at all amd have to lay in bed all day? Because they did something to you guys?
*Thomas is mentally freaking out about the whole bird thing. But he's also a deeply empathetic person so of course he is worrying more about Logan right now*
Well. They've: Turned me into a cat, given me cat traits, aged me down to a teenager, aged me down to a child, turned me into a naga, forcefully fused me with just about every side and Remy, shut me down more times than I can possibly count, and have turned me into a ghost. And more.
What? What? Huh? Wait. WHAT??? Fusion? Aging? Shut downs?? I... I need to sit down. One second. *He walked to the couch and sat down. It felt like his head was spinning. Theres more too? What do people get out of doing this to Logan.*
Is there anyway I can help with all of it? Or something? Sorry, I am frankly quite confused and struggling to fully get my head around this. You said something about shut downs???
Theres no way to stop or cure any of it. We simply must wait until it goes away most of the time.
If you'd like clarifications for specific aspects, such as the shut downs i will explain in a moment, you may ask one I am finished explaining the-
*Crowgan's eyes lock on it instantly and, after the usual puffing of the fearhers and dialating of the eyes, he full on dives for it. Aaaaaand Crow Mode Crowgan. Might wanna ask for some help taming him*
*Thomas jumped as a something shiny darted across his eyes and then Logan dived for it* AH! *Thomas gets off the couch and walks up to Crowgan* Logan? Hey Logaann?? You there buddy?? *Thomas is overall unsure what to do* We okay over here? *Thomas placed a hand on Crowgan's shoulder*
*Crowgan whips around and Thomas gets a clear view of the dilated, very clearly bird-brained Logic he now has before Crowgan jumps on him too. Thomas may not be shiny but he is precious and shall be protected at all costs. Logan's wings wrap around Thomas like a sheild; or a blanket; or both*
*Thomas stiffens for a second, having a side jump at you is scary. But then he looks around and laughs slightly* Is it hug time or something? *Thomas carefully goes to hug Logan back, wary of hitting or hurting his wings.* I'll be here.
*Thomas wanted to say more, but the words didn't want to come out of his mouth. It's fine though. Logan's hugging him,in a way. Which means things will be fine.*
*Thomas is now in procrastination mode. Nothing shall get done because his brain is not working. Logic is still there just not quite all functioning properly. Oopsies!*
*That means Thomas is now doom scrolling. Occasionally turning his phone towards Logan so he can see the video. He knows he has things he needs to do. But Logan wont let him go and honestly, he doesn't mind it.*
Oh this one is funny yet kinda sad. The racoon keeps trying to wash the cotton candy and it keeps dissolving.
*Thomas yawns slightly* Mmm. You are quite the warm bird.
*Crowgan frowns at the dissolving cotton candy raccoon. That's so sad. Pouty birb*
*Logan flips the shiny around in his hands. It's a locket. He seems to grasp the fact that it can open by the way he's trying to pry into it with his talons, but he can't for the life of him hit the button on the side. He seems to be getting frustrated. This bleeds into Thomas getting frustrated with himself for sitting around for too long with stuff to do*
*Thomas looked at Logan trying to open the locket and found it funny yet second-hand frustrating. He really needs to do things but with how fixated Logan is on the locket he cant do anything. Even if Logan did let him go. He probably couldn't get up anyway.* here let me just- *He reaches over and clicks it open*
There we go it's open! Now can I be free now? *He doesn't want to get up. But he needs to. But he doesnt want to. But he really really really needs to. But it feels like a stab in the chest to get up. But the job the work!! Ughhhhhhh if only Logan wasn't such a birded brain right now.*
*Crowgan pouts at being yelled at. Mean treasure. He pulls the locket to his chest and turns so his back is to Thomas. No more wing blanket for you sir*
Hey wait. *Oh back to the cold apartment of a Floridan in the summer.* Fine. You want to be that way!
*Thomas stood up not paying attention to how his legs and feet are asleep. And feel directly forward almost hitting his chin into the coffee table* AHH!!
*Stupid treasure cant think so is a danger to self*
*Danger. Treasure. Protecc. Crowgan leaps and almost tackles Thomas again. In reality he just sort of roughly catches Thomas and keeps him upright*
*His pupils look normal and his wings seem yo have smoothed a bit* Are you alright? *That seems to have snapped him out of it. Huh.*
*Thomas nods, still shaken. He goes to speak but the wings are in his face* im fime *is all that is heard. Stupid human*
*Logan removes himself from Thomas and brushes himself off, frowning. Huffy bird* You really must be more careful Thomas. *He straightens his tie and his wings before standing* Do you need help up?
My legs fell sleep because you wouldn't let me go. *Thomas grumbled* Help would be appreciated though. Thanks for the save. *He sticks out his hand for help up.*
*Logan takes it and pulls him up despite being metaphysical. We're not here to criticize logistics. We're here to watch the bird man and his human fight* Well if you hadn't noticed, I couldn't exactly control it. If it were up to me I'd never enter what Remus likes to call "crow mode". I quite like being in my right mind.
Yeah I noticed but like. I can still complain. We're behind now! And I know its not your fault I just feel bad about it now because you wouldn't want me to be behind, yet you caused it and I have complicated feelings! *Thomas huffed crossing his arms and turning slightly (tsundere ass behavior)*
I apologize for being upset with you. I'm mainly upset at my self.
I am in a way yourself so I understand feeling frustrated at this and at me for letting this happen. Unfortunately, executive dysfunction isn't something I'm well equipped to handle in that state as I am in a way, the cause of it. I apologize. I don't quite remember what caused this particular bought of unproductivity but I'm sure we can still get a few things done. I can be satisfied with little progress if I am the cause of lack of more.
Thank you for being understanding Logan. I just, have some writing and buisness things to do that were meant to get done way earlier. *Thomas sat down on the couch grabbing his laptop* For example I'm in talks with a certain jam company again. *Oh Thomas you sly guy.* about maybe or maybe not having a re-release of certain flavors of product.
*Logan's eyes grow wide and for a moment as he stands there in shock, one can't help but wonder if he's gone crow again or not. Thankfully he shakes his head to snap out of it and begins talking rapidly* When, how, which flavors, who are you speaking with, why didn't anyone inform me, how was I not aware I am your logic- *(shhhhhhh don't ask that question)*
*As Logan practically interrogates Thomas, he winds up on the back of the couch like how Virgil sits looking over Thomas' shoulder. Bird perching and all*
Well the ten year anniversary is coming up! And its only right for some sides who didn't have a jam to get one and for people who didn't get a chance to buy the initial jams to aquire them aswell! *Thomas said smiling as he tapped away at an email* Now do you know which flavors Janus and Remus like? Flavors we can actually put into jam and keep it FDA approved for Remus.
Remus isn't a huge fan of sweet but he does enjoy pickles a lot. For some reason. Perhaps we could discuss making Remus some sort of relish instead of a jam? It would match his color, aesthetic, and preferences.
Janus is a fan of apples so apple jam would likely be the best bet for him. It fits his preferences, religious imagery, and is a standard jam flavor so it'd be very marketable even without the draw of beloved characters increasing the demand.
Does Crofters make relish? I dont think we can do a relish. Maybe something with dragonfruit? I'll workshop it.
And we could do an apple flavor jam. Oh maybe something that has a sour-ish base taste but a sweet after taste!
*Thomas said theorizing. He confirmed that new crofters!*
Or maybe a lemon or lime sort of jam? He does like sour and dragonfruit is more of Roman's thing if you can believe it.
That would be very fitting for Janus. Perhaps we should get the twins so we can start brainstorming names? *Logan has slight flappy hands. He is very excited for this new deal!*
Hm I can see Roman liking dragonfruit honestly. And yeah the twins would be great! I'm really excited for this deal!
*Yeah we can tell Thomas. Mr. No emotions over here is happy stimming. And from Thomas' taps on his leg, he is too!* a lemon lime jam colored like blood red?
Certain red dyes can be harmful to individuals with ADHD as it can cause irritability, increased anxiety, and depression as well as to people with allergies as both can be extremely sensitive to the base oil that's used to make the red dyes. Along with this, it would take away from the "organic" part of Crofter's Organic however I can see why you made that connection.
*Despite the side tangent of shutting down Thomas' idea, Logan's hand flapping has only gotten bigger. This is the greatest thing that's happened since the LAST crofters installment!*
Ah. Y'know that's why your so cool you just know things like that. You're like a walking Wikipedia! And in the age of AI, teachers love Wikipedia now. Because at least Wikipedia cites its sources. *Thomas went on his own tangent* So no red dye. Um. Hmmm... we could find a natural green dye? Maybe. They could find the green dye, they're the jam guys.
But I am really happy your excited for this deal! I am too! Let me finish this email then we can research more flavors and things like that!
Just curious
Have u met Crowgan?
What's a crowgan... Should I be concerned for Logan? Is he okay?
*Logan is summoned before he has a chance to mask his wings* Oh- Hello Thomas. *He doesn't seem to notice the giant black bird wings on his back and the feathers around his face and in his hair. He also has rather sharp talons for hands* Is there something you need me for?
Yeah um do you know what a "Crowgan" iss.... *Thomas turned to Logan and almost dropped his phone* Woah! *Thomas stumbled to catch it* Is bird like your animal thing?
My what? ... OH SHIT *Logan's wings puff up as he realizes what Thomas is talking about* Oh gods- alright. Fine. *deep breath* This is fine.
Yes technically they're my trait though it wasn't discovered until recently. I was given these by an anon and they never left.
How much do these anons do to you? Like- are they why it feels I can't do anything at all amd have to lay in bed all day? Because they did something to you guys?
*Thomas is mentally freaking out about the whole bird thing. But he's also a deeply empathetic person so of course he is worrying more about Logan right now*
Well. They've: Turned me into a cat, given me cat traits, aged me down to a teenager, aged me down to a child, turned me into a naga, forcefully fused me with just about every side and Remy, shut me down more times than I can possibly count, and have turned me into a ghost. And more.
What? What? Huh? Wait. WHAT??? Fusion? Aging? Shut downs?? I... I need to sit down. One second. *He walked to the couch and sat down. It felt like his head was spinning. Theres more too? What do people get out of doing this to Logan.*
Is there anyway I can help with all of it? Or something? Sorry, I am frankly quite confused and struggling to fully get my head around this. You said something about shut downs???
Theres no way to stop or cure any of it. We simply must wait until it goes away most of the time.
If you'd like clarifications for specific aspects, such as the shut downs i will explain in a moment, you may ask one I am finished explaining the-
*Crowgan's eyes lock on it instantly and, after the usual puffing of the fearhers and dialating of the eyes, he full on dives for it. Aaaaaand Crow Mode Crowgan. Might wanna ask for some help taming him*
*Thomas jumped as a something shiny darted across his eyes and then Logan dived for it* AH! *Thomas gets off the couch and walks up to Crowgan* Logan? Hey Logaann?? You there buddy?? *Thomas is overall unsure what to do* We okay over here? *Thomas placed a hand on Crowgan's shoulder*
*Crowgan whips around and Thomas gets a clear view of the dilated, very clearly bird-brained Logic he now has before Crowgan jumps on him too. Thomas may not be shiny but he is precious and shall be protected at all costs. Logan's wings wrap around Thomas like a sheild; or a blanket; or both*
*Thomas stiffens for a second, having a side jump at you is scary. But then he looks around and laughs slightly* Is it hug time or something? *Thomas carefully goes to hug Logan back, wary of hitting or hurting his wings.* I'll be here.
*Thomas wanted to say more, but the words didn't want to come out of his mouth. It's fine though. Logan's hugging him,in a way. Which means things will be fine.*
*Thomas is now in procrastination mode. Nothing shall get done because his brain is not working. Logic is still there just not quite all functioning properly. Oopsies!*
*That means Thomas is now doom scrolling. Occasionally turning his phone towards Logan so he can see the video. He knows he has things he needs to do. But Logan wont let him go and honestly, he doesn't mind it.*
Oh this one is funny yet kinda sad. The racoon keeps trying to wash the cotton candy and it keeps dissolving.
*Thomas yawns slightly* Mmm. You are quite the warm bird.
*Crowgan frowns at the dissolving cotton candy raccoon. That's so sad. Pouty birb*
*Logan flips the shiny around in his hands. It's a locket. He seems to grasp the fact that it can open by the way he's trying to pry into it with his talons, but he can't for the life of him hit the button on the side. He seems to be getting frustrated. This bleeds into Thomas getting frustrated with himself for sitting around for too long with stuff to do*
*Thomas looked at Logan trying to open the locket and found it funny yet second-hand frustrating. He really needs to do things but with how fixated Logan is on the locket he cant do anything. Even if Logan did let him go. He probably couldn't get up anyway.* here let me just- *He reaches over and clicks it open*
There we go it's open! Now can I be free now? *He doesn't want to get up. But he needs to. But he doesnt want to. But he really really really needs to. But it feels like a stab in the chest to get up. But the job the work!! Ughhhhhhh if only Logan wasn't such a birded brain right now.*
*Crowgan pouts at being yelled at. Mean treasure. He pulls the locket to his chest and turns so his back is to Thomas. No more wing blanket for you sir*
Hey wait. *Oh back to the cold apartment of a Floridan in the summer.* Fine. You want to be that way!
*Thomas stood up not paying attention to how his legs and feet are asleep. And feel directly forward almost hitting his chin into the coffee table* AHH!!
*Stupid treasure cant think so is a danger to self*
*Danger. Treasure. Protecc. Crowgan leaps and almost tackles Thomas again. In reality he just sort of roughly catches Thomas and keeps him upright*
*His pupils look normal and his wings seem yo have smoothed a bit* Are you alright? *That seems to have snapped him out of it. Huh.*
*Thomas nods, still shaken. He goes to speak but the wings are in his face* im fime *is all that is heard. Stupid human*
*Logan removes himself from Thomas and brushes himself off, frowning. Huffy bird* You really must be more careful Thomas. *He straightens his tie and his wings before standing* Do you need help up?
My legs fell sleep because you wouldn't let me go. *Thomas grumbled* Help would be appreciated though. Thanks for the save. *He sticks out his hand for help up.*
*Logan takes it and pulls him up despite being metaphysical. We're not here to criticize logistics. We're here to watch the bird man and his human fight* Well if you hadn't noticed, I couldn't exactly control it. If it were up to me I'd never enter what Remus likes to call "crow mode". I quite like being in my right mind.
Yeah I noticed but like. I can still complain. We're behind now! And I know its not your fault I just feel bad about it now because you wouldn't want me to be behind, yet you caused it and I have complicated feelings! *Thomas huffed crossing his arms and turning slightly (tsundere ass behavior)*
I apologize for being upset with you. I'm mainly upset at my self.
I am in a way yourself so I understand feeling frustrated at this and at me for letting this happen. Unfortunately, executive dysfunction isn't something I'm well equipped to handle in that state as I am in a way, the cause of it. I apologize. I don't quite remember what caused this particular bought of unproductivity but I'm sure we can still get a few things done. I can be satisfied with little progress if I am the cause of lack of more.
Thank you for being understanding Logan. I just, have some writing and buisness things to do that were meant to get done way earlier. *Thomas sat down on the couch grabbing his laptop* For example I'm in talks with a certain jam company again. *Oh Thomas you sly guy.* about maybe or maybe not having a re-release of certain flavors of product.
*Logan's eyes grow wide and for a moment as he stands there in shock, one can't help but wonder if he's gone crow again or not. Thankfully he shakes his head to snap out of it and begins talking rapidly* When, how, which flavors, who are you speaking with, why didn't anyone inform me, how was I not aware I am your logic- *(shhhhhhh don't ask that question)*
*As Logan practically interrogates Thomas, he winds up on the back of the couch like how Virgil sits looking over Thomas' shoulder. Bird perching and all*
Well the ten year anniversary is coming up! And its only right for some sides who didn't have a jam to get one and for people who didn't get a chance to buy the initial jams to aquire them aswell! *Thomas said smiling as he tapped away at an email* Now do you know which flavors Janus and Remus like? Flavors we can actually put into jam and keep it FDA approved for Remus.
Remus isn't a huge fan of sweet but he does enjoy pickles a lot. For some reason. Perhaps we could discuss making Remus some sort of relish instead of a jam? It would match his color, aesthetic, and preferences.
Janus is a fan of apples so apple jam would likely be the best bet for him. It fits his preferences, religious imagery, and is a standard jam flavor so it'd be very marketable even without the draw of beloved characters increasing the demand.
Does Crofters make relish? I dont think we can do a relish. Maybe something with dragonfruit? I'll workshop it.
And we could do an apple flavor jam. Oh maybe something that has a sour-ish base taste but a sweet after taste!
*Thomas said theorizing. He confirmed that new crofters!*
Or maybe a lemon or lime sort of jam? He does like sour and dragonfruit is more of Roman's thing if you can believe it.
That would be very fitting for Janus. Perhaps we should get the twins so we can start brainstorming names? *Logan has slight flappy hands. He is very excited for this new deal!*
Hm I can see Roman liking dragonfruit honestly. And yeah the twins would be great! I'm really excited for this deal!
*Yeah we can tell Thomas. Mr. No emotions over here is happy stimming. And from Thomas' taps on his leg, he is too!* a lemon lime jam colored like blood red?
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Just curious
Have u met Crowgan?
What's a crowgan... Should I be concerned for Logan? Is he okay?
*Logan is summoned before he has a chance to mask his wings* Oh- Hello Thomas. *He doesn't seem to notice the giant black bird wings on his back and the feathers around his face and in his hair. He also has rather sharp talons for hands* Is there something you need me for?
Yeah um do you know what a "Crowgan" iss.... *Thomas turned to Logan and almost dropped his phone* Woah! *Thomas stumbled to catch it* Is bird like your animal thing?
My what? ... OH SHIT *Logan's wings puff up as he realizes what Thomas is talking about* Oh gods- alright. Fine. *deep breath* This is fine.
Yes technically they're my trait though it wasn't discovered until recently. I was given these by an anon and they never left.
How much do these anons do to you? Like- are they why it feels I can't do anything at all amd have to lay in bed all day? Because they did something to you guys?
*Thomas is mentally freaking out about the whole bird thing. But he's also a deeply empathetic person so of course he is worrying more about Logan right now*
Well. They've: Turned me into a cat, given me cat traits, aged me down to a teenager, aged me down to a child, turned me into a naga, forcefully fused me with just about every side and Remy, shut me down more times than I can possibly count, and have turned me into a ghost. And more.
What? What? Huh? Wait. WHAT??? Fusion? Aging? Shut downs?? I... I need to sit down. One second. *He walked to the couch and sat down. It felt like his head was spinning. Theres more too? What do people get out of doing this to Logan.*
Is there anyway I can help with all of it? Or something? Sorry, I am frankly quite confused and struggling to fully get my head around this. You said something about shut downs???
Theres no way to stop or cure any of it. We simply must wait until it goes away most of the time.
If you'd like clarifications for specific aspects, such as the shut downs i will explain in a moment, you may ask one I am finished explaining the-
*Crowgan's eyes lock on it instantly and, after the usual puffing of the fearhers and dialating of the eyes, he full on dives for it. Aaaaaand Crow Mode Crowgan. Might wanna ask for some help taming him*
*Thomas jumped as a something shiny darted across his eyes and then Logan dived for it* AH! *Thomas gets off the couch and walks up to Crowgan* Logan? Hey Logaann?? You there buddy?? *Thomas is overall unsure what to do* We okay over here? *Thomas placed a hand on Crowgan's shoulder*
*Crowgan whips around and Thomas gets a clear view of the dilated, very clearly bird-brained Logic he now has before Crowgan jumps on him too. Thomas may not be shiny but he is precious and shall be protected at all costs. Logan's wings wrap around Thomas like a sheild; or a blanket; or both*
*Thomas stiffens for a second, having a side jump at you is scary. But then he looks around and laughs slightly* Is it hug time or something? *Thomas carefully goes to hug Logan back, wary of hitting or hurting his wings.* I'll be here.
*Thomas wanted to say more, but the words didn't want to come out of his mouth. It's fine though. Logan's hugging him,in a way. Which means things will be fine.*
*Thomas is now in procrastination mode. Nothing shall get done because his brain is not working. Logic is still there just not quite all functioning properly. Oopsies!*
*That means Thomas is now doom scrolling. Occasionally turning his phone towards Logan so he can see the video. He knows he has things he needs to do. But Logan wont let him go and honestly, he doesn't mind it.*
Oh this one is funny yet kinda sad. The racoon keeps trying to wash the cotton candy and it keeps dissolving.
*Thomas yawns slightly* Mmm. You are quite the warm bird.
*Crowgan frowns at the dissolving cotton candy raccoon. That's so sad. Pouty birb*
*Logan flips the shiny around in his hands. It's a locket. He seems to grasp the fact that it can open by the way he's trying to pry into it with his talons, but he can't for the life of him hit the button on the side. He seems to be getting frustrated. This bleeds into Thomas getting frustrated with himself for sitting around for too long with stuff to do*
*Thomas looked at Logan trying to open the locket and found it funny yet second-hand frustrating. He really needs to do things but with how fixated Logan is on the locket he cant do anything. Even if Logan did let him go. He probably couldn't get up anyway.* here let me just- *He reaches over and clicks it open*
There we go it's open! Now can I be free now? *He doesn't want to get up. But he needs to. But he doesnt want to. But he really really really needs to. But it feels like a stab in the chest to get up. But the job the work!! Ughhhhhhh if only Logan wasn't such a birded brain right now.*
*Crowgan pouts at being yelled at. Mean treasure. He pulls the locket to his chest and turns so his back is to Thomas. No more wing blanket for you sir*
Hey wait. *Oh back to the cold apartment of a Floridan in the summer.* Fine. You want to be that way!
*Thomas stood up not paying attention to how his legs and feet are asleep. And feel directly forward almost hitting his chin into the coffee table* AHH!!
*Stupid treasure cant think so is a danger to self*
*Danger. Treasure. Protecc. Crowgan leaps and almost tackles Thomas again. In reality he just sort of roughly catches Thomas and keeps him upright*
*His pupils look normal and his wings seem yo have smoothed a bit* Are you alright? *That seems to have snapped him out of it. Huh.*
*Thomas nods, still shaken. He goes to speak but the wings are in his face* im fime *is all that is heard. Stupid human*
*Logan removes himself from Thomas and brushes himself off, frowning. Huffy bird* You really must be more careful Thomas. *He straightens his tie and his wings before standing* Do you need help up?
My legs fell sleep because you wouldn't let me go. *Thomas grumbled* Help would be appreciated though. Thanks for the save. *He sticks out his hand for help up.*
*Logan takes it and pulls him up despite being metaphysical. We're not here to criticize logistics. We're here to watch the bird man and his human fight* Well if you hadn't noticed, I couldn't exactly control it. If it were up to me I'd never enter what Remus likes to call "crow mode". I quite like being in my right mind.
Yeah I noticed but like. I can still complain. We're behind now! And I know its not your fault I just feel bad about it now because you wouldn't want me to be behind, yet you caused it and I have complicated feelings! *Thomas huffed crossing his arms and turning slightly (tsundere ass behavior)*
I apologize for being upset with you. I'm mainly upset at my self.
I am in a way yourself so I understand feeling frustrated at this and at me for letting this happen. Unfortunately, executive dysfunction isn't something I'm well equipped to handle in that state as I am in a way, the cause of it. I apologize. I don't quite remember what caused this particular bought of unproductivity but I'm sure we can still get a few things done. I can be satisfied with little progress if I am the cause of lack of more.
Thank you for being understanding Logan. I just, have some writing and buisness things to do that were meant to get done way earlier. *Thomas sat down on the couch grabbing his laptop* For example I'm in talks with a certain jam company again. *Oh Thomas you sly guy.* about maybe or maybe not having a re-release of certain flavors of product.
*Logan's eyes grow wide and for a moment as he stands there in shock, one can't help but wonder if he's gone crow again or not. Thankfully he shakes his head to snap out of it and begins talking rapidly* When, how, which flavors, who are you speaking with, why didn't anyone inform me, how was I not aware I am your logic- *(shhhhhhh don't ask that question)*
*As Logan practically interrogates Thomas, he winds up on the back of the couch like how Virgil sits looking over Thomas' shoulder. Bird perching and all*
Well the ten year anniversary is coming up! And its only right for some sides who didn't have a jam to get one and for people who didn't get a chance to buy the initial jams to aquire them aswell! *Thomas said smiling as he tapped away at an email* Now do you know which flavors Janus and Remus like? Flavors we can actually put into jam and keep it FDA approved for Remus.
Remus isn't a huge fan of sweet but he does enjoy pickles a lot. For some reason. Perhaps we could discuss making Remus some sort of relish instead of a jam? It would match his color, aesthetic, and preferences.
Janus is a fan of apples so apple jam would likely be the best bet for him. It fits his preferences, religious imagery, and is a standard jam flavor so it'd be very marketable even without the draw of beloved characters increasing the demand.
Does Crofters make relish? I dont think we can do a relish. Maybe something with dragonfruit? I'll workshop it.
And we could do an apple flavor jam. Oh maybe something that has a sour-ish base taste but a sweet after taste!
*Thomas said theorizing. He confirmed that new crofters!*
Just curious
Have u met Crowgan?
What's a crowgan... Should I be concerned for Logan? Is he okay?
*Logan is summoned before he has a chance to mask his wings* Oh- Hello Thomas. *He doesn't seem to notice the giant black bird wings on his back and the feathers around his face and in his hair. He also has rather sharp talons for hands* Is there something you need me for?
Yeah um do you know what a "Crowgan" iss.... *Thomas turned to Logan and almost dropped his phone* Woah! *Thomas stumbled to catch it* Is bird like your animal thing?
My what? ... OH SHIT *Logan's wings puff up as he realizes what Thomas is talking about* Oh gods- alright. Fine. *deep breath* This is fine.
Yes technically they're my trait though it wasn't discovered until recently. I was given these by an anon and they never left.
How much do these anons do to you? Like- are they why it feels I can't do anything at all amd have to lay in bed all day? Because they did something to you guys?
*Thomas is mentally freaking out about the whole bird thing. But he's also a deeply empathetic person so of course he is worrying more about Logan right now*
Well. They've: Turned me into a cat, given me cat traits, aged me down to a teenager, aged me down to a child, turned me into a naga, forcefully fused me with just about every side and Remy, shut me down more times than I can possibly count, and have turned me into a ghost. And more.
What? What? Huh? Wait. WHAT??? Fusion? Aging? Shut downs?? I... I need to sit down. One second. *He walked to the couch and sat down. It felt like his head was spinning. Theres more too? What do people get out of doing this to Logan.*
Is there anyway I can help with all of it? Or something? Sorry, I am frankly quite confused and struggling to fully get my head around this. You said something about shut downs???
Theres no way to stop or cure any of it. We simply must wait until it goes away most of the time.
If you'd like clarifications for specific aspects, such as the shut downs i will explain in a moment, you may ask one I am finished explaining the-
*Crowgan's eyes lock on it instantly and, after the usual puffing of the fearhers and dialating of the eyes, he full on dives for it. Aaaaaand Crow Mode Crowgan. Might wanna ask for some help taming him*
*Thomas jumped as a something shiny darted across his eyes and then Logan dived for it* AH! *Thomas gets off the couch and walks up to Crowgan* Logan? Hey Logaann?? You there buddy?? *Thomas is overall unsure what to do* We okay over here? *Thomas placed a hand on Crowgan's shoulder*
*Crowgan whips around and Thomas gets a clear view of the dilated, very clearly bird-brained Logic he now has before Crowgan jumps on him too. Thomas may not be shiny but he is precious and shall be protected at all costs. Logan's wings wrap around Thomas like a sheild; or a blanket; or both*
*Thomas stiffens for a second, having a side jump at you is scary. But then he looks around and laughs slightly* Is it hug time or something? *Thomas carefully goes to hug Logan back, wary of hitting or hurting his wings.* I'll be here.
*Thomas wanted to say more, but the words didn't want to come out of his mouth. It's fine though. Logan's hugging him,in a way. Which means things will be fine.*
*Thomas is now in procrastination mode. Nothing shall get done because his brain is not working. Logic is still there just not quite all functioning properly. Oopsies!*
*That means Thomas is now doom scrolling. Occasionally turning his phone towards Logan so he can see the video. He knows he has things he needs to do. But Logan wont let him go and honestly, he doesn't mind it.*
Oh this one is funny yet kinda sad. The racoon keeps trying to wash the cotton candy and it keeps dissolving.
*Thomas yawns slightly* Mmm. You are quite the warm bird.
*Crowgan frowns at the dissolving cotton candy raccoon. That's so sad. Pouty birb*
*Logan flips the shiny around in his hands. It's a locket. He seems to grasp the fact that it can open by the way he's trying to pry into it with his talons, but he can't for the life of him hit the button on the side. He seems to be getting frustrated. This bleeds into Thomas getting frustrated with himself for sitting around for too long with stuff to do*
*Thomas looked at Logan trying to open the locket and found it funny yet second-hand frustrating. He really needs to do things but with how fixated Logan is on the locket he cant do anything. Even if Logan did let him go. He probably couldn't get up anyway.* here let me just- *He reaches over and clicks it open*
There we go it's open! Now can I be free now? *He doesn't want to get up. But he needs to. But he doesnt want to. But he really really really needs to. But it feels like a stab in the chest to get up. But the job the work!! Ughhhhhhh if only Logan wasn't such a birded brain right now.*
*Crowgan pouts at being yelled at. Mean treasure. He pulls the locket to his chest and turns so his back is to Thomas. No more wing blanket for you sir*
Hey wait. *Oh back to the cold apartment of a Floridan in the summer.* Fine. You want to be that way!
*Thomas stood up not paying attention to how his legs and feet are asleep. And feel directly forward almost hitting his chin into the coffee table* AHH!!
*Stupid treasure cant think so is a danger to self*
*Danger. Treasure. Protecc. Crowgan leaps and almost tackles Thomas again. In reality he just sort of roughly catches Thomas and keeps him upright*
*His pupils look normal and his wings seem yo have smoothed a bit* Are you alright? *That seems to have snapped him out of it. Huh.*
*Thomas nods, still shaken. He goes to speak but the wings are in his face* im fime *is all that is heard. Stupid human*
*Logan removes himself from Thomas and brushes himself off, frowning. Huffy bird* You really must be more careful Thomas. *He straightens his tie and his wings before standing* Do you need help up?
My legs fell sleep because you wouldn't let me go. *Thomas grumbled* Help would be appreciated though. Thanks for the save. *He sticks out his hand for help up.*
*Logan takes it and pulls him up despite being metaphysical. We're not here to criticize logistics. We're here to watch the bird man and his human fight* Well if you hadn't noticed, I couldn't exactly control it. If it were up to me I'd never enter what Remus likes to call "crow mode". I quite like being in my right mind.
Yeah I noticed but like. I can still complain. We're behind now! And I know its not your fault I just feel bad about it now because you wouldn't want me to be behind, yet you caused it and I have complicated feelings! *Thomas huffed crossing his arms and turning slightly (tsundere ass behavior)*
I apologize for being upset with you. I'm mainly upset at my self.
I am in a way yourself so I understand feeling frustrated at this and at me for letting this happen. Unfortunately, executive dysfunction isn't something I'm well equipped to handle in that state as I am in a way, the cause of it. I apologize. I don't quite remember what caused this particular bought of unproductivity but I'm sure we can still get a few things done. I can be satisfied with little progress if I am the cause of lack of more.
Thank you for being understanding Logan. I just, have some writing and buisness things to do that were meant to get done way earlier. *Thomas sat down on the couch grabbing his laptop* For example I'm in talks with a certain jam company again. *Oh Thomas you sly guy.* about maybe or maybe not having a re-release of certain flavors of product.
*Logan's eyes grow wide and for a moment as he stands there in shock, one can't help but wonder if he's gone crow again or not. Thankfully he shakes his head to snap out of it and begins talking rapidly* When, how, which flavors, who are you speaking with, why didn't anyone inform me, how was I not aware I am your logic- *(shhhhhhh don't ask that question)*
*As Logan practically interrogates Thomas, he winds up on the back of the couch like how Virgil sits looking over Thomas' shoulder. Bird perching and all*
Well the ten year anniversary is coming up! And its only right for some sides who didn't have a jam to get one and for people who didn't get a chance to buy the initial jams to aquire them aswell! *Thomas said smiling as he tapped away at an email* Now do you know which flavors Janus and Remus like? Flavors we can actually put into jam and keep it FDA approved for Remus.
Just curious
Have u met Crowgan?
What's a crowgan... Should I be concerned for Logan? Is he okay?
*Logan is summoned before he has a chance to mask his wings* Oh- Hello Thomas. *He doesn't seem to notice the giant black bird wings on his back and the feathers around his face and in his hair. He also has rather sharp talons for hands* Is there something you need me for?
Yeah um do you know what a "Crowgan" iss.... *Thomas turned to Logan and almost dropped his phone* Woah! *Thomas stumbled to catch it* Is bird like your animal thing?
My what? ... OH SHIT *Logan's wings puff up as he realizes what Thomas is talking about* Oh gods- alright. Fine. *deep breath* This is fine.
Yes technically they're my trait though it wasn't discovered until recently. I was given these by an anon and they never left.
How much do these anons do to you? Like- are they why it feels I can't do anything at all amd have to lay in bed all day? Because they did something to you guys?
*Thomas is mentally freaking out about the whole bird thing. But he's also a deeply empathetic person so of course he is worrying more about Logan right now*
Well. They've: Turned me into a cat, given me cat traits, aged me down to a teenager, aged me down to a child, turned me into a naga, forcefully fused me with just about every side and Remy, shut me down more times than I can possibly count, and have turned me into a ghost. And more.
What? What? Huh? Wait. WHAT??? Fusion? Aging? Shut downs?? I... I need to sit down. One second. *He walked to the couch and sat down. It felt like his head was spinning. Theres more too? What do people get out of doing this to Logan.*
Is there anyway I can help with all of it? Or something? Sorry, I am frankly quite confused and struggling to fully get my head around this. You said something about shut downs???
Theres no way to stop or cure any of it. We simply must wait until it goes away most of the time.
If you'd like clarifications for specific aspects, such as the shut downs i will explain in a moment, you may ask one I am finished explaining the-
*Crowgan's eyes lock on it instantly and, after the usual puffing of the fearhers and dialating of the eyes, he full on dives for it. Aaaaaand Crow Mode Crowgan. Might wanna ask for some help taming him*
*Thomas jumped as a something shiny darted across his eyes and then Logan dived for it* AH! *Thomas gets off the couch and walks up to Crowgan* Logan? Hey Logaann?? You there buddy?? *Thomas is overall unsure what to do* We okay over here? *Thomas placed a hand on Crowgan's shoulder*
*Crowgan whips around and Thomas gets a clear view of the dilated, very clearly bird-brained Logic he now has before Crowgan jumps on him too. Thomas may not be shiny but he is precious and shall be protected at all costs. Logan's wings wrap around Thomas like a sheild; or a blanket; or both*
*Thomas stiffens for a second, having a side jump at you is scary. But then he looks around and laughs slightly* Is it hug time or something? *Thomas carefully goes to hug Logan back, wary of hitting or hurting his wings.* I'll be here.
*Thomas wanted to say more, but the words didn't want to come out of his mouth. It's fine though. Logan's hugging him,in a way. Which means things will be fine.*
*Thomas is now in procrastination mode. Nothing shall get done because his brain is not working. Logic is still there just not quite all functioning properly. Oopsies!*
*That means Thomas is now doom scrolling. Occasionally turning his phone towards Logan so he can see the video. He knows he has things he needs to do. But Logan wont let him go and honestly, he doesn't mind it.*
Oh this one is funny yet kinda sad. The racoon keeps trying to wash the cotton candy and it keeps dissolving.
*Thomas yawns slightly* Mmm. You are quite the warm bird.
*Crowgan frowns at the dissolving cotton candy raccoon. That's so sad. Pouty birb*
*Logan flips the shiny around in his hands. It's a locket. He seems to grasp the fact that it can open by the way he's trying to pry into it with his talons, but he can't for the life of him hit the button on the side. He seems to be getting frustrated. This bleeds into Thomas getting frustrated with himself for sitting around for too long with stuff to do*
*Thomas looked at Logan trying to open the locket and found it funny yet second-hand frustrating. He really needs to do things but with how fixated Logan is on the locket he cant do anything. Even if Logan did let him go. He probably couldn't get up anyway.* here let me just- *He reaches over and clicks it open*
There we go it's open! Now can I be free now? *He doesn't want to get up. But he needs to. But he doesnt want to. But he really really really needs to. But it feels like a stab in the chest to get up. But the job the work!! Ughhhhhhh if only Logan wasn't such a birded brain right now.*
*Crowgan pouts at being yelled at. Mean treasure. He pulls the locket to his chest and turns so his back is to Thomas. No more wing blanket for you sir*
Hey wait. *Oh back to the cold apartment of a Floridan in the summer.* Fine. You want to be that way!
*Thomas stood up not paying attention to how his legs and feet are asleep. And feel directly forward almost hitting his chin into the coffee table* AHH!!
*Stupid treasure cant think so is a danger to self*
*Danger. Treasure. Protecc. Crowgan leaps and almost tackles Thomas again. In reality he just sort of roughly catches Thomas and keeps him upright*
*His pupils look normal and his wings seem yo have smoothed a bit* Are you alright? *That seems to have snapped him out of it. Huh.*
*Thomas nods, still shaken. He goes to speak but the wings are in his face* im fime *is all that is heard. Stupid human*
*Logan removes himself from Thomas and brushes himself off, frowning. Huffy bird* You really must be more careful Thomas. *He straightens his tie and his wings before standing* Do you need help up?
My legs fell sleep because you wouldn't let me go. *Thomas grumbled* Help would be appreciated though. Thanks for the save. *He sticks out his hand for help up.*
*Logan takes it and pulls him up despite being metaphysical. We're not here to criticize logistics. We're here to watch the bird man and his human fight* Well if you hadn't noticed, I couldn't exactly control it. If it were up to me I'd never enter what Remus likes to call "crow mode". I quite like being in my right mind.
Yeah I noticed but like. I can still complain. We're behind now! And I know its not your fault I just feel bad about it now because you wouldn't want me to be behind, yet you caused it and I have complicated feelings! *Thomas huffed crossing his arms and turning slightly (tsundere ass behavior)*
I apologize for being upset with you. I'm mainly upset at my self.
I am in a way yourself so I understand feeling frustrated at this and at me for letting this happen. Unfortunately, executive dysfunction isn't something I'm well equipped to handle in that state as I am in a way, the cause of it. I apologize. I don't quite remember what caused this particular bought of unproductivity but I'm sure we can still get a few things done. I can be satisfied with little progress if I am the cause of lack of more.
Thank you for being understanding Logan. I just, have some writing and buisness things to do that were meant to get done way earlier. *Thomas sat down on the couch grabbing his laptop* For example I'm in talks with a certain jam company again. *Oh Thomas you sly guy.* about maybe or maybe not having a re-release of certain flavors of product.
[There's a weird noise coming from the living room. It sounds like someone singing, but it's not a voice Thomas would recognize right away... Should he enter the living room, however, he'll come in right on time to hear whoever it is belt:]
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!!!!!!!!!!!!! -🎭
@jimmysbrainandsoul
(Guess who's back :3)
*Thomas jumped*
AH ROMAN!
Wait....
*He froze for a minute*
YOU'RE NOT ROMAN.
[The individual stops, suddenly whipping around (rather dramatically). That is indeed not Roman. It is a young man in a red sport jacket, a paperboy cap, ripped jeans, and... Wait... Does that shirt say "Ultimate Storytime?" Did they even make shirts for that?]
OH SH*T THIS AIN'T MY ROOM -🎭
[Worth noting, as the individual curses, it is censored in real time, by an orchestral hit that sounds a lot like the first song in Hamilton...]
Wait. You're... -🎭
[As the realization dawns on the young man, he suddenly blushes a deep red, flecked with golden sparkles...]
Ohhhhhhhhhh, holy hera, there is no way... HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE???? -🎭
Who are you?? What are you? *Who is this kid who phased through his floor. Oh god the police will not like this one. Wait he kinda looks like that one kid from the street. WHY IS THAT ONE KID FROM THE STREET HERE?* GREAT QUESTION HOW DID YOU GET HERE???
DON'T ASK ME, I AIN'T GOT NO F*CKIN' CLUE! -🎭
[...Where did the heavy New Yorker accent come from???]
OKAY! OKAY! Okay! Clearly, this is just more shenanigans! Yeah! Wouldn't be the first time! Though the fact that I got put in a real world spot is a lil weird! That's new! But! Hey! Not like I ain't used to bein' teleported places! This happens a lot, fun fact! -🎭
["Real world?" So...this kid isn't from the "real world?" What does that mean?]
*Thomas blinked. He took a breath trying to calm down and be the adult here. But its really hard considering a kid just phased through his floor* okay calm down! I'm just a guy in my house! And well. Um. Can I at least get your name before we start worrying about getting you home?
Just curious
Have u met Crowgan?
What's a crowgan... Should I be concerned for Logan? Is he okay?
*Logan is summoned before he has a chance to mask his wings* Oh- Hello Thomas. *He doesn't seem to notice the giant black bird wings on his back and the feathers around his face and in his hair. He also has rather sharp talons for hands* Is there something you need me for?
Yeah um do you know what a "Crowgan" iss.... *Thomas turned to Logan and almost dropped his phone* Woah! *Thomas stumbled to catch it* Is bird like your animal thing?
My what? ... OH SHIT *Logan's wings puff up as he realizes what Thomas is talking about* Oh gods- alright. Fine. *deep breath* This is fine.
Yes technically they're my trait though it wasn't discovered until recently. I was given these by an anon and they never left.
How much do these anons do to you? Like- are they why it feels I can't do anything at all amd have to lay in bed all day? Because they did something to you guys?
*Thomas is mentally freaking out about the whole bird thing. But he's also a deeply empathetic person so of course he is worrying more about Logan right now*
Well. They've: Turned me into a cat, given me cat traits, aged me down to a teenager, aged me down to a child, turned me into a naga, forcefully fused me with just about every side and Remy, shut me down more times than I can possibly count, and have turned me into a ghost. And more.
What? What? Huh? Wait. WHAT??? Fusion? Aging? Shut downs?? I... I need to sit down. One second. *He walked to the couch and sat down. It felt like his head was spinning. Theres more too? What do people get out of doing this to Logan.*
Is there anyway I can help with all of it? Or something? Sorry, I am frankly quite confused and struggling to fully get my head around this. You said something about shut downs???
Theres no way to stop or cure any of it. We simply must wait until it goes away most of the time.
If you'd like clarifications for specific aspects, such as the shut downs i will explain in a moment, you may ask one I am finished explaining the-
*Crowgan's eyes lock on it instantly and, after the usual puffing of the fearhers and dialating of the eyes, he full on dives for it. Aaaaaand Crow Mode Crowgan. Might wanna ask for some help taming him*
*Thomas jumped as a something shiny darted across his eyes and then Logan dived for it* AH! *Thomas gets off the couch and walks up to Crowgan* Logan? Hey Logaann?? You there buddy?? *Thomas is overall unsure what to do* We okay over here? *Thomas placed a hand on Crowgan's shoulder*
*Crowgan whips around and Thomas gets a clear view of the dilated, very clearly bird-brained Logic he now has before Crowgan jumps on him too. Thomas may not be shiny but he is precious and shall be protected at all costs. Logan's wings wrap around Thomas like a sheild; or a blanket; or both*
*Thomas stiffens for a second, having a side jump at you is scary. But then he looks around and laughs slightly* Is it hug time or something? *Thomas carefully goes to hug Logan back, wary of hitting or hurting his wings.* I'll be here.
*Thomas wanted to say more, but the words didn't want to come out of his mouth. It's fine though. Logan's hugging him,in a way. Which means things will be fine.*
*Thomas is now in procrastination mode. Nothing shall get done because his brain is not working. Logic is still there just not quite all functioning properly. Oopsies!*
*That means Thomas is now doom scrolling. Occasionally turning his phone towards Logan so he can see the video. He knows he has things he needs to do. But Logan wont let him go and honestly, he doesn't mind it.*
Oh this one is funny yet kinda sad. The racoon keeps trying to wash the cotton candy and it keeps dissolving.
*Thomas yawns slightly* Mmm. You are quite the warm bird.
*Crowgan frowns at the dissolving cotton candy raccoon. That's so sad. Pouty birb*
*Logan flips the shiny around in his hands. It's a locket. He seems to grasp the fact that it can open by the way he's trying to pry into it with his talons, but he can't for the life of him hit the button on the side. He seems to be getting frustrated. This bleeds into Thomas getting frustrated with himself for sitting around for too long with stuff to do*
*Thomas looked at Logan trying to open the locket and found it funny yet second-hand frustrating. He really needs to do things but with how fixated Logan is on the locket he cant do anything. Even if Logan did let him go. He probably couldn't get up anyway.* here let me just- *He reaches over and clicks it open*
There we go it's open! Now can I be free now? *He doesn't want to get up. But he needs to. But he doesnt want to. But he really really really needs to. But it feels like a stab in the chest to get up. But the job the work!! Ughhhhhhh if only Logan wasn't such a birded brain right now.*
*Crowgan pouts at being yelled at. Mean treasure. He pulls the locket to his chest and turns so his back is to Thomas. No more wing blanket for you sir*
Hey wait. *Oh back to the cold apartment of a Floridan in the summer.* Fine. You want to be that way!
*Thomas stood up not paying attention to how his legs and feet are asleep. And feel directly forward almost hitting his chin into the coffee table* AHH!!
*Stupid treasure cant think so is a danger to self*
*Danger. Treasure. Protecc. Crowgan leaps and almost tackles Thomas again. In reality he just sort of roughly catches Thomas and keeps him upright*
*His pupils look normal and his wings seem yo have smoothed a bit* Are you alright? *That seems to have snapped him out of it. Huh.*
*Thomas nods, still shaken. He goes to speak but the wings are in his face* im fime *is all that is heard. Stupid human*
*Logan removes himself from Thomas and brushes himself off, frowning. Huffy bird* You really must be more careful Thomas. *He straightens his tie and his wings before standing* Do you need help up?
My legs fell sleep because you wouldn't let me go. *Thomas grumbled* Help would be appreciated though. Thanks for the save. *He sticks out his hand for help up.*
*Logan takes it and pulls him up despite being metaphysical. We're not here to criticize logistics. We're here to watch the bird man and his human fight* Well if you hadn't noticed, I couldn't exactly control it. If it were up to me I'd never enter what Remus likes to call "crow mode". I quite like being in my right mind.
Yeah I noticed but like. I can still complain. We're behind now! And I know its not your fault I just feel bad about it now because you wouldn't want me to be behind, yet you caused it and I have complicated feelings! *Thomas huffed crossing his arms and turning slightly (tsundere ass behavior)*
I apologize for being upset with you. I'm mainly upset at my self.
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*If Thomas looks over at the stairs up, he can see a little toddler trying to sneak their way down it.*
*Its hard to tell their age, but no older than 3. Half the little one's face is discolored, and the eye on that side doesn't seem to shut properly when he blinks. Otherwise, the little guy looks like a baby Thomas in a black and gold snake themed onesie.*
*The kid acts like he hasn't been spotted yet, but has noticed Thomas is in the room*
-- @twofacedsssssnake
*Thomas blinked a moment... this is weird*
Heya little guy? What are you doin' here? *He got off the couch and walked over towards the stairs. Crouching down to look at the toddler*
Y'know where your parents are? Or how you got here?
*The tot takes a few steps back up the stairs as Thomas approaches. The little thing starts to sniffle as if to cry. He makes confused noises, then attempts to hiss at Thomas.*
sssssssssssss
*AWWWEE*
*Thomas speaks softer reaching out slowly* Hey hey its okay! Shhh! Its okay I'm not gonna hurt you okay? I'm Thomas. So how about we come down these stairs before you get hurt? *He said looking around for something soft to offer the tot and the first thing his eyes caught was a Janus plush one of his friends kids left out.*
Hey I got this real cool plush you can have if you come down! *He held it up making plush Janus wave to baby Janus... Thomas its still Janus. Lock in*
*Jan looks at Thomas's hands as he reaches out, he attempts to hiss louder but its just as cute. But when Thomas gets the plush out? Jan's face softens immediately and reaches out.* a! aaa! ssssss!
*Maybe seeing some kind of toy gave him comfort? Maybe he recognizes something? who knows*
Yeah you want it? Here. *Thomas walks up the stairs a bit, moving slowly, and picks up Jan giving him the plush* There we go! Now how'd ya get all the way up there without me noticing lil' one?
*He is talking in the baby voice. Yk the voice you use on babies.* because I dunno how you got here and I don't think the cops will buy "magic" and an excuse! No they wont!
*The little one squeezes the plush and leans into Thomas once in the warmth. This kid feels cold to the touch. He looks up at Thomas, the discolored pale-ish section on his face matches the scales of the Janus plush. Hmmmm...*
*its not long for the little one to sniffle again... when did Thomas feel hungry? The kid seems hungry too, he bites his hand and Thomas can see this snakelet's missing 2 teeth about where fangs could be*
Cuddly huh? *Thomas was slightly concerned at how cold the kid was. He also noticed the similarities between the snakelet and Janus. But because he's Thomas, chocked it up to coincidence* but its okay because I got you!
Hey no biting hands, I'll get us both some food. I think I got like apple sauce and I definitely have jam... I don't really know what toddlers eat. But judging by missing teeth I presume mushy stuff for you! *Thomas walked over to the kitchen and placed the kid... in the sink. Look he doesn't have a highchair!* Gimme a second little guy. I'll make you some food!
Just curious
Have u met Crowgan?
What's a crowgan... Should I be concerned for Logan? Is he okay?
*Logan is summoned before he has a chance to mask his wings* Oh- Hello Thomas. *He doesn't seem to notice the giant black bird wings on his back and the feathers around his face and in his hair. He also has rather sharp talons for hands* Is there something you need me for?
Yeah um do you know what a "Crowgan" iss.... *Thomas turned to Logan and almost dropped his phone* Woah! *Thomas stumbled to catch it* Is bird like your animal thing?
My what? ... OH SHIT *Logan's wings puff up as he realizes what Thomas is talking about* Oh gods- alright. Fine. *deep breath* This is fine.
Yes technically they're my trait though it wasn't discovered until recently. I was given these by an anon and they never left.
How much do these anons do to you? Like- are they why it feels I can't do anything at all amd have to lay in bed all day? Because they did something to you guys?
*Thomas is mentally freaking out about the whole bird thing. But he's also a deeply empathetic person so of course he is worrying more about Logan right now*
Well. They've: Turned me into a cat, given me cat traits, aged me down to a teenager, aged me down to a child, turned me into a naga, forcefully fused me with just about every side and Remy, shut me down more times than I can possibly count, and have turned me into a ghost. And more.
What? What? Huh? Wait. WHAT??? Fusion? Aging? Shut downs?? I... I need to sit down. One second. *He walked to the couch and sat down. It felt like his head was spinning. Theres more too? What do people get out of doing this to Logan.*
Is there anyway I can help with all of it? Or something? Sorry, I am frankly quite confused and struggling to fully get my head around this. You said something about shut downs???
Theres no way to stop or cure any of it. We simply must wait until it goes away most of the time.
If you'd like clarifications for specific aspects, such as the shut downs i will explain in a moment, you may ask one I am finished explaining the-
*Crowgan's eyes lock on it instantly and, after the usual puffing of the fearhers and dialating of the eyes, he full on dives for it. Aaaaaand Crow Mode Crowgan. Might wanna ask for some help taming him*
*Thomas jumped as a something shiny darted across his eyes and then Logan dived for it* AH! *Thomas gets off the couch and walks up to Crowgan* Logan? Hey Logaann?? You there buddy?? *Thomas is overall unsure what to do* We okay over here? *Thomas placed a hand on Crowgan's shoulder*
*Crowgan whips around and Thomas gets a clear view of the dilated, very clearly bird-brained Logic he now has before Crowgan jumps on him too. Thomas may not be shiny but he is precious and shall be protected at all costs. Logan's wings wrap around Thomas like a sheild; or a blanket; or both*
*Thomas stiffens for a second, having a side jump at you is scary. But then he looks around and laughs slightly* Is it hug time or something? *Thomas carefully goes to hug Logan back, wary of hitting or hurting his wings.* I'll be here.
*Thomas wanted to say more, but the words didn't want to come out of his mouth. It's fine though. Logan's hugging him,in a way. Which means things will be fine.*
*Thomas is now in procrastination mode. Nothing shall get done because his brain is not working. Logic is still there just not quite all functioning properly. Oopsies!*
*That means Thomas is now doom scrolling. Occasionally turning his phone towards Logan so he can see the video. He knows he has things he needs to do. But Logan wont let him go and honestly, he doesn't mind it.*
Oh this one is funny yet kinda sad. The racoon keeps trying to wash the cotton candy and it keeps dissolving.
*Thomas yawns slightly* Mmm. You are quite the warm bird.
*Crowgan frowns at the dissolving cotton candy raccoon. That's so sad. Pouty birb*
*Logan flips the shiny around in his hands. It's a locket. He seems to grasp the fact that it can open by the way he's trying to pry into it with his talons, but he can't for the life of him hit the button on the side. He seems to be getting frustrated. This bleeds into Thomas getting frustrated with himself for sitting around for too long with stuff to do*
*Thomas looked at Logan trying to open the locket and found it funny yet second-hand frustrating. He really needs to do things but with how fixated Logan is on the locket he cant do anything. Even if Logan did let him go. He probably couldn't get up anyway.* here let me just- *He reaches over and clicks it open*
There we go it's open! Now can I be free now? *He doesn't want to get up. But he needs to. But he doesnt want to. But he really really really needs to. But it feels like a stab in the chest to get up. But the job the work!! Ughhhhhhh if only Logan wasn't such a birded brain right now.*
*Crowgan pouts at being yelled at. Mean treasure. He pulls the locket to his chest and turns so his back is to Thomas. No more wing blanket for you sir*
Hey wait. *Oh back to the cold apartment of a Floridan in the summer.* Fine. You want to be that way!
*Thomas stood up not paying attention to how his legs and feet are asleep. And feel directly forward almost hitting his chin into the coffee table* AHH!!
*Stupid treasure cant think so is a danger to self*
*Danger. Treasure. Protecc. Crowgan leaps and almost tackles Thomas again. In reality he just sort of roughly catches Thomas and keeps him upright*
*His pupils look normal and his wings seem yo have smoothed a bit* Are you alright? *That seems to have snapped him out of it. Huh.*
*Thomas nods, still shaken. He goes to speak but the wings are in his face* im fime *is all that is heard. Stupid human*
*Logan removes himself from Thomas and brushes himself off, frowning. Huffy bird* You really must be more careful Thomas. *He straightens his tie and his wings before standing* Do you need help up?
My legs fell sleep because you wouldn't let me go. *Thomas grumbled* Help would be appreciated though. Thanks for the save. *He sticks out his hand for help up.*
