Peter Kyle Parker🏳️‍⚧️

Millenial

Gen Z actually son

Hm, pretty sure the silent generation would be more of your age range

‘Age range’ is that your nice way of saying I’m old?

It's up to interpretation

Millenial

Gen Z actually son

Hm, pretty sure the silent generation would be more of your age range

Hm yes dahling i can see that but you're also an arachnid! No?

Nope, just a totally normal teenager.... Nothing to see here..

I could've sworn you're like at least part arachnoid!

I- ..I need to get better at sarcasm.

.....and i need fo get better at picking it.

How have you been?

The evil men banished me to the evil land again!!! Glad i escaped..

Evil land.... Do you mean the DMV?

Uhhhhh nooo i think they were called tva ??

THEY'RE AROUND HERE!?

Uhhhhhhhheeehhhhhh not now??? Actually aren't they like omnipresent omnipotent or smth smth??? Uhhhh....lame to be honest

Are they still after you...?

Pretty sure but i lost them for now soooo

Thank gosh, I hate them so much

Millenial

Hm yes dahling i can see that but you're also an arachnid! No?

Nope, just a totally normal teenager.... Nothing to see here..

I could've sworn you're like at least part arachnoid!

I- ..I need to get better at sarcasm.

.....and i need fo get better at picking it.

How have you been?

The evil men banished me to the evil land again!!! Glad i escaped..

Evil land.... Do you mean the DMV?

Uhhhhh nooo i think they were called tva ??

THEY'RE AROUND HERE!?

Uhhhhhhhheeehhhhhh not now??? Actually aren't they like omnipresent omnipotent or smth smth??? Uhhhh....lame to be honest

Are they still after you...?

Hm yes dahling i can see that but you're also an arachnid! No?

Nope, just a totally normal teenager.... Nothing to see here..

I could've sworn you're like at least part arachnoid!

I- ..I need to get better at sarcasm.

.....and i need fo get better at picking it.

How have you been?

The evil men banished me to the evil land again!!! Glad i escaped..

Evil land.... Do you mean the DMV?

Uhhhhh nooo i think they were called tva ??

THEY'RE AROUND HERE!?

Hm yes dahling i can see that but you're also an arachnid! No?

Nope, just a totally normal teenager.... Nothing to see here..

I could've sworn you're like at least part arachnoid!

I- ..I need to get better at sarcasm.

.....and i need fo get better at picking it.

How have you been?

The evil men banished me to the evil land again!!! Glad i escaped..

Evil land.... Do you mean the DMV?

That means a lot🥹

I'm in recovery,

my bother is either really stupid or he's trying to poison me 🫶

Huh, who's this about?

idk!! one of our million siblings, DEFINITELY not you..

Of course

love u my amazing brother 🫶

Aww right back at you, even though I know you'd trade me for 20 bucks 🫶

WOULD NOTTTT! ur worth more that twenty bucks, that would be a rip off

..Thank you..?

my bother is either really stupid or he's trying to poison me 🫶

Huh, who's this about?

idk!! one of our million siblings, DEFINITELY not you..

Of course

love u my amazing brother 🫶

Aww right back at you, even though I know you'd trade me for 20 bucks 🫶

That means a lot🥹

my bother is either really stupid or he's trying to poison me 🫶

Huh, who's this about?

idk!! one of our million siblings, DEFINITELY not you..

Of course

my bother is either really stupid or he's trying to poison me 🫶

Huh, who's this about?

weird cowlick with a buzzcut is not for the weak send help

Ive got some homemade gel?

YES PLZ

Awesome! I found it behind a dumpster

peter wtf how is that homemade what if it makes my hair fall out :'(

ykw, i think im alright without it, thanks pete!

No I insist!

ohh. no im ok 😊 ty

Well, if you need some I have tons!

weird cowlick with a buzzcut is not for the weak send help

Ive got some homemade gel?

YES PLZ

Awesome! I found it behind a dumpster

peter wtf how is that homemade what if it makes my hair fall out :'(

ykw, i think im alright without it, thanks pete!

No I insist!