Beth

the vibes at this year's australian gp are truly something else. like. the scuderia ferrari garage has been vibing to the same neapolitan song for a month now. charles leclerc says, unprovoked and for the second time since they're teammates, that he does NOT want to shower with carlos sainz. lewis hamilton implies max verstappen has a nipple piercing then asks george russel to call him SIR hamilton. sergio perez claims he has seen marx verstappen lying naked on the floor. pierre gasly responds to the FIA's sudden obsession with drivers' underwear and jewelry by offering to show them his arse AND c0ck. sebastian vettel gets fined for stealing a marshal's scooter. also there is a war going on between canadians and one of them gets a grid penalty which results in him going from 20th to... 20th

Daniel is out there somewhere in the paddock screaming “Nico Huuuuuuulkenberg” and Pierre is just glad it’s not his name being screamed across the paddock.

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