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a/n: this will be canon within the story line, if my pacing is correct it will take place in about 3-4 chapters. but y’all be ready.

warnings: SMUT! they fuck y’all. on a table, and i hope you guys find it hot.

The Mand’alor looks up from the datapad in front of him at the sound of the door opening, his eyes unfocused due to the hours he’s spent looking through two screens, his visor and the datapad, but he blinks, once, twice, and he sees Shayr’la. She stands just inside the room, hands clasped behind her from just closing the door. She’s wearing one of the dresses he likes, the patterned beautiful and bold; just like her. The sleeves hang off her shoulders and there’s a high slit running up the front so her leg is just visible.

She doesn’t say anything— and nor does he. 

But the air grows tense palpable— thick— with…something. 

Mand’alor Vizsla pushes away from the table and leans back in his chair. Relaxing, he watches her. He’s always watching her. Since she got back he truly can not take his eyes off her. She is constantly on his mind, consuming his every thought. She has been a rainstorm in the desert of his soul, and she doesn’t even realize that she brought life back to him.  

Maxwell Lord x Valerie Lord x Black!Reader

Chapter Three

Word Count: 2.3k

Warnings: Straight up smut first thing in the fic, we startin’ off with a bang folks. Profanity, they stare at ur booty ;). Ur patience is TESTED by these rich idiots. 

Chapter Summary: The great Maxwell lord is having trouble focusing lately, You have your first consultation with the famed Lord couple and realize their clashing styles and all around personalities may cause an issue (or cause you to kill somebody). 

Tag List: @ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa​ @zeldasayer​ @readsalot73​ @captainsamwlsn​

Chapters: 1/2/3

(I will not stop using marilyn gifs for val she’s just so beautiful you guys hhhhh)

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 4125

Warnings: Violence, Alpha/Omega dynamic, dirty talk, oral sex (female receiving), vaginal sex, knotting, creampie, breeding kink if you squint.

Comments: Do not blame me…I was put up to this. Reader has hidden the fact that she is an Omega because it hasn’t been an issue before. Except thieves have now stolen her suppressants and she’s unaware that her partner, Ezra, is an Alpha.

The thrower that was pressed to her helmet prevented her from doing much more than watching as the thieves plundered their dig site. Gritting her teeth as one of the men grinned at they found her personal medkit. Medicines were hard to come by in the outer reaches of the Fringe and highly sought after.

“No! I need that!” She cried, surging to her feet, only to be blocked by her partner.

The man’s eyes glinted with interest as he guaged her reaction. “Any particular reason, sweetheart?” He crowed, holding up the kit.

She swallowed her panic as her gaze floated over to Ezra. His eyes shot her a warning as he turned back towards the group of men.

“It’s my only medkit.” She grumbled, hoping he didn’t open the kit and read the labels.

His beady eyes narrowed as he watched her, gauging her truthfulness. She gave him a level look, fighting the urge to squirm. The last thing she needed was for this group of thieves to discover that she was an Omega.

Owen Grady

Love in an Elevator: Owen and the reader are always arguing, the current argument is about the reader transferring to the new I-Rex enclosure to become it`s handler, which means leaving Owen and the girls. Owen is angry, and confronts Claire in the control room. They end up stuck in the elevator, and anger eventually leads to something else. (smut)

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 

Strangers in the Night: Owen and the reader meet at an annual masquerade work party, where Claire drags the reader (her assistant) along, and she ends up meeting Owen. The only problem is she doesn’t know it`s Owen, thanks to those pesky masks. (smut)

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6

Best of British: Owen always felt like he didn`t need help doing paperwork, until Claire brought the reader in to do it for him. The raptor trainer instantly resented the help, until he heard the reader`s English accent, and that`s when things get interesting.

Baby You`re Mine: The reader works with Owen, and fantasizes about him every day, but the raptor trainer doesn`t notice her…until someone else does.(smut)

Leaving Home: You and Owen were childhood friends, growing up together. You did everything together and eventually, at age 16, you realized you were in love with him. The problem? He was going off to join the Navy.

Returning Home (Part 2 to Leaving Home): The reader and Owen are reunited after years of lost contact.

Yes Mr. Grady: The reader works with Owen in the Jurassic World (she is his assistant and has a big crush on him), but she always ignore him, trying to sneak every time he calls her and looking for something to occupy. When Owen notes that, he calls her in his office and she treats him with much formality, calling him “Mr. Grady” which leaves Owen angry. (smut)

Summer Lovin`: Anon Prompt- Hey 👋 I love your writing, you’re amazing writer so keep going!! 😘 and I have a request if you don’t mind 😊 Could you write some Owen Grady x reader, where reader is jealous and then somehow get hurt and is transported to hospital, while Owen can’t find her? With fluffy and happy ending 😊 thank you so much for your writing!

Reunited Lovers: Could you do a Owen Grady X reader Smut where the reader is an old lover of Owens and they bump into each other at the park and ba bam magic happens lol…..I love your writing (smut)

Missed Briefings: Anon request: could do you do Owen Grady x reader where she was at his bungalow and he was shirtless (no shirt on) and like he’s flirting at her but she’s having a stressful day and he comforts her and cuddle her, he was calming her. Fluff I thought it would be cute

Peter Quill x Reader 

Fooled Around and Fell in Love: Based on the song from the soundtrack where the reader is in love with Peter.

Cherry Bomb: Anon Prompt: Reader loses their virginity to peter quill and once it’s over they realized they bled because of it, causing the reader to be embarrassed but he is loving and reassuring (smut)

Finally Home for Christmas: Anon Request- peter quill x reader where the peter and reader are hopelessly in love and its their first Christmas together.

Come A Little Bit Closer: After escaping from Planet Ego, Yondu survives and encourages you and Peter to finally admit your “unspoken thing”

You Can Borrow My Clothes: Anon Request- the reader is saved from the Guardians of the Galaxy but she doesn’t have any clothes because they’re all messed up and she can’t fit in Gamora’s because she’s curvy in all the right places so she has to wear Peter’s clothes and the reader is all flustered and everyone is kind of appreciating how she looks and you can make up the rest.

Let`s Celebrate:  Anon Prompt: Hi could you do a Peter quill x reader where the reader is Gamora’s friend and Peter can’t take his eyes off her when she comes on the ship. Thanks 😀

Pre-Mission Quickie:  Drabble request “Let me pick the music for once” and “I remember that night” (smut)

Worth The Wait: Drabble request “Let him be” and “What are you waiting for?”

Dean Winchester x Reader

Wildest Dreams: Based on the song by Taylor Swift (smut)

I Love Rock and Roll: Dean meets the reader at party, and they connect. Circumstances separate them, but will they find their way back to each other?

The Odd Couple: The reader doesn’t drink or cuss and is on the shyer side, and everyone sort of questions why her and Dean are together.

The Time Traveling Hunter: request-: Hi, would you write a dean winchester X plus size reader? I was thinking it could be when he goes back in time to old Hollywood. He might find the reader as a assistant and find her attractive. But she is convinced that all the attention she gets from him is a joke? I think it would be funny also if she imagines things like cell phones and tech we have today and he wants to bring her back to the present.

Wade Wilson (Deadpool) x Reader

Blinded by Love: Wade is back with Vanessa after defeating Francis but eventually she leaves him and he is comforted by his roommate.

Waffles of Love: Deadpool walks into a waffle house, gets swept into a speed dating round. Meets several quirky people that either just aren’t right or REALLY don’t fit….and at the end, the reader.

The Hit Woman: The reader was a past girlfriend of Wade’s prior to weapon X and they were forced to go separate ways because of a job offer she got overseas. They cross paths again and hit it off like no time has passed (smut)

Chimichangas of Love: Deadpool smut

Kiss or Kill: The reader is a mercenary hired to kill Deadpool, but when the two meet Deadpool prefers to take a fancy to the reader and tries to kiss her and flirting, while she tries to kill him. At the end Deadpool wins.

Green Eyes Deadpool: Deadpool becomes jealous from the attention the reader receives from certain males.

Getting Over Vanessa: Deadpool’s trying to move on about Vanessa then he mets the reader, they hook up, he uses her, then falls for her. (smut)

Dance Off: Deadpool and the reader playing “Last Dance” on Wii only with sexy songs. Deadpool teases and flirts with the reader because of her sensual dance, so she proposes a deal: who get more points in a match of 3 songs wins, the loser has to serve a penance.

Sniffles: The reader wakes up and has come down with a horrid head cold and Deadpool stays in bed with them caring for them.

Painted Douchebags: Some douchebags make fun of the reader because she’s short of stature and a girl. The player doesn’t want to play anymore, but Wade convinces her. During the game, Wade takes care of the bastards who joked about his girl.

The Reunion: Deadpool spying over her girlfriend while she’s attending her highschool reunion. He ends up blowing his cover when he saw some guys (aparently his girlfriends best friends) being flirty with her.

Liar! I Love You:  Deadpool meets the reader at the Stark Tower for the first time and fells head over heals in love with her. But he can’t express it normally. She also tries to be cold and grumpy towards Wade but he reads her like a book. They always ends up bickering.

Light in the Darkest of Times: Deadpool and the reader meet during program x and the reader is the one telling Wade about Francis and cracking jokes with him but she died during experimentation and Wade avenges her death.

You`re Perfect: The reader is Weasel`s sister and when he goes to the bar he finds her instead and he tries to hide but she makes him take the hood off and hugs him telling him that he’ll always be perfect for her.

Revenge: The reader’s trying to get Wade back but Wade’s having his revenge to her by being too mean to her. Though he still loves her even if his hurt.

Anything You Want Baby: The reader is pretty much a prostitute, but also a mercenary and they meet on a kill mission and he recognizes her. (smut)

Whip My Hair: The reader cuts off a lot of her hair.

Contain Yourself: Wade met reader as one of the victims in Weapon X and has a very uncontrollable power. He became fond of her and protected her from being used by Francis.

Text Me: Deadpool texting his girl while doing his (very dangerous) mission.(implied smut)

All`s Fair in Love and Prank Wars: Wade likes to prank everyone. The reader wants to take revenge for every single prank he did to her. They began a “prank war” that lead the two of them to fall in love.

Where Have You Been?: The reader is Deadpool’s best friend and after wades ‘death’ she joins X-Men (her power is energy manipulation) and when she sees him she slaps him telling him where has he been and then hugs him.

You Versus Me: The reader met Wade during the project x stuff, but got taken by Ajax during the fire and then forced to fight Wade against their will.

Lightsaber Monologues: The reader is sleeping and he wakes her up with kissed and movie quotes in a story-teller voice.

Pour Some Sugar on Me: The reader is Deadpool`s girlfriend and a stripper. He goes to watch her perform sometimes and once he’s just super horny and then they have sex once they go back home. (smut)

Beach Day: The reader goes to the beach with the Avengers for the day and they all hit on her much to Deadpool`s dismay.

Age Is Just A Number: The reader is 20 but acts Wade’s age and he thinks its weird to be with her at first.

Drive My Car: “Fuck, I feel like I got hit by a car. Wait I did? And it was your car?” and “The skirt is short on purpose” word prompt.

Hanging On: The reader has a biokenisis power where she can affect the biology of living things (make them move/change physically how she wants) and is able to heal Wade. Vanessa had broken up with Wade and once she heals him he leaves to try and get her back (she expecting him to). She leaves for a while to try and get over her feelings and Weasel explains to Wade why she left when he asks where she was.

Bullets of Love: The reader is married to Deadpool and he comes home late a night with bullets in his back and the reader has to nurse him and he tells her how much he loves her!

The Beginning of a Beautiful Partnership: Before he became Deadpool he entered a bar and killed someone and everyone freaked out and ran away except for reader who didn’t even flinch and when he goes to her she simply says “i’m not over with my drink yet” and she’s so beautiful and powerful and sassy? Mix between tony stark and wade wilson himself and they somehow end up having sex (smut)

X-Force Interview: You saw the ad for a superhero team and after acquiring mind reading powers, you thought “fuck it” and decided to interview. You never expected to have a in-depth interview.

Steve Rogers x Reader

Ev`ry Time We Say Goodbye: The reader is a secretary for a big-wig company and lives a safe life, but one evening her friends convince her to go out dancing. Little does she know that her life would change forever.

10 Things I Hate About You: Steve & Y/N absolutely hate each other after an incident in the tower leaves them both embarrassed. Not a day goes by without them arguing but what happens when Tony traps them in an elevator?

The Seduction of Steve Rogers: @tubbypeachwriting request: Oh goodness gracious could I request a Steve Rogers x thick chubby reader smut if that’s ok where the reader surprises Steve wearing red lingerie when he gets home, that other Steve Rogers x thick reader got me good so I just had to request. (smut)

I Like You A Latte: Anon Request-  Could I request a Steve Rogers x thick chubby where the reader works in a local coffee and he goes in there throwing all kinds of pick up lines that Tony told him to use at the reader about their butt.

Green Eyed Steve: Anon request- Hello babe, could you write about reader reuniting with her old male friend in one of Stark’s party and Steve gets a little jealous (a lot) and he can’t stop watching her and others bothering him about it? I’ll leave the rest to you cause you’re amazing!

Before We Fight, Love Me: Steve finally returns to help save the Earth from Thanos but before the fight, he reunites with the reader. Feeling are exposed resulting in a passion fueled romp before the war forces them apart. (smut)

The Manhattan Adventure: All you wanted was a quiet drink after a terrible day at work. Little did you know that you would met Captain America in a bar and end up walking around Manhattan on a whirlwind adventure that ends with both of you getting your palms read and a prediction you never dreamed of.

Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls:  As a princess, you obey and serve your country but when a handsome painter comes along, commissioned by your parents to create your royal portrait, you can`t help but break the rules (smut)

It`s Been A Long Time: Steve and Y/N were close, really close, before the events in CW, some would say in love, but once the war is over, Y/N disappears without a trace. Steve is left to wonder where she went while he looks after Bucky until he finds her again in the unlikeliest of places and just when Thanos is looming nearby to destroy everything they hold dear.

I`m Here: Anon request: Hi! Sorry to bother, but if you have enough time, could you make a Steve Rogers X Reader where she comforts him after Bucky and Sam’s deaths with some fluffy smut? Not pressuring you or anything, it’s completely fine if you don’t want to do it, have a great day! (smut)

If I Loved You: Anon Request: Slow dancing with Steve! So. I love to slow dance. I especially love when someone rolls you out and then in so that your back is against their chest. And being dipped. Holy hell, slow dancing is just the best.

The Midnight Stroll:  Steve`s mind is whirling with thoughts about his responsibilities as an Avenger so he takes a walk to calm down his racing mind. He comes across a coffee shop with a beautiful singer who reminds him of his past life and his night changes in a way he never expected.

The Spy Who Loved Steve: The reader was in love with Steve for two years and was heartbroken when he started dating Sharon Carter. She joined the CIA as a femme fatale and was assigned to expose a Hydra plan to destroy the world. As she undertakes her mission, she sees a familiar face from the past, Steve Rogers.

The Thanksgiving Report: Steve Rogers and reader are at Clint’s for Thanksgiving. Steve and reader arrive separate due to a mission, but when reader walks in Steve is in awe. She immediately walks into kitchen and offers to help Laura. From Steve’s seat at the table he can see her clearly and when she bends over to take the food out of the oven, his hand involuntarily clenches around the edge of the table. Seeing this, like a child, he coyly moves his napkin slightly to cover the now dented table and excuses himself and reader (smut)

Scott Lang x Reader

My Tiny Hero: Scott and the reader have been friends since college, she has loved him since the firs time she saw him and has stuck with him through everything: college, his marriage to Maggie, Cassie, his divorce, and his prison sentence- can she still stick with him during his new adventure, Ant Man? Does he feel the same about her?

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Insecurities: Anon Prompt- Hi love, I love your writing and if it’s not too much to ask can I request a Bucky x chubby reader where she’s an avenger and has a super crush on Bucky and Steve plays matchmaker? Thanks!

Perfect: Based on “Perfect” by Ed Sheeran. Anon Prompt: What about a Bucky x reader when they’re at a stark party and perfect by Ed Sheeran comes on and Bucky dances with the reader like he would in the 40s and gets all crinkly eye smiley and it’s super fluffy?

Rooftop Confessions:  Drabble using “You think I’m frightened of you?”  and “Can I show you what I’m proudest of?”

Plums: Anon Drabble Request: “You scared me, dickhead!” and “We keep meeting” 

Dear Bucky: Y/N and Bucky were childhood friends and when Bucky goes off to war, they exchange letters

Dear Bucky, It`s Me Again: Part two to ‘Dear Bucky’

I`ll Always Be With You My Love: May I request a Bucky imagine and both the reader and him were taken by HYDRA before but now they’re fine with the Avengers and anything as long as it’s Fluff and Smut thank youuuuu!❤ (smut)

A Royal Affair: Y/N is a regular girl who lived a regular life but today that all changes. She is marrying Prince James Buchanan Barnes of Brooklyn.

Let`s Get Physical: Y/N heads to her local gym every night after work where the highlight of her day is seeing him: the sexy beast of a man who haunts her dreams every night. What happens when they are both in the gym alone?

Working Out The Kinks: The reader is talking with Nat about kinks and stuff they like, Buck over hears and decides it’s his best opportunity. (Biting, pinning upon the wall “like a masterpiece”, teasing, just raw fun, fluffy passion PWEASE. I’m just not feeling all that good and I figured a good nsfw fluffy passion would do the trick! (smut)

The Right Partner:  Y/N has always been insecure about her appearance but when she meets Bucky in a dance hall and he asks her to dance.  Her whole life changes. Will it be too good to be true?

The Bucharest Fugitive:  You are a student in Bucharest which means your accommodation is less than luxurious. Your old building has hardly any occupants but you soon discover a certain Winter Soldier in your living room and he needs a place to hide. (smut)

Read My Mind Request: the reader is Telepathic and she can speak to him through minds. However, Loki teaches him to be able to do the same. And both Bucky and the reader have silent conversations day and night, get closer and then end up in smut? (smut)

Baby: Based on the song Baby by Bishop Briggs (smuttish)

The Best Man:  You had sworn off of men after a string of douchebags telling you that you needed to lose weight. Until you meet Bucky, the best man at your best friend, Peggy`s wedding, and you are the maid of honor. Can he change your mind? 

Steve Trevor x Reader

A New Year`s Kiss: Y/N had never been kissed before. Her early draft into the war did not allow much time for romance but the young woman had developed feelings for her colleague, a certain spy named Steve Trevor. Steve & Y/N are undercover at a German party and partake in a traditional new year kiss with a twist.

To Be Human: Diana has a cousin who is the daughter of General Antiope, (the reader) who follows the Godkiller to the world of men and helps her on her journey. On the way, the reader falls for a certain American spy/solider. (smut)

Jim Kirk x Reader

Captain with Benefits: Anon Prompt: hi. can i get jim kirk imagine, where he and reader are friends with benefits and she falls in love with jim but he only wants sex. you can write the end however you want. (smut)

Newt Scamander x Reader

Strange Magic: The reader helps Newt on his trip and when Jacob has to walk into the rain, so does she, but she remembers everything because she was adopted by muggles and is actually a wizard.

Loki x Reader

Divine Intervention Anon Prompt: Loki smut? Where the avengers (including Loki and Bucky) are on the run from Thanos because he has discovered avengers tower and it’s not safe to live there anymore. They find a hotel and realise that they are one room short and everyone dibs not sharing so that leaves you and Loki together. There is only one bed and no sofa so you share the bed with Loki and I’ll let you take it from there😏😉 Please and thank you with a cherry on top! Xx (smut)

Do You Love Me? : Anon Drabble Request: Could you possibly do Loki x reader for 4 or 46? Thank you so much for your time- “Have I done something wrong?”  and “I know I don’t say it a lot, but I love you”

Reunited in Sakaar: The reader leaves Asgard under duress and finds herself on Sakaar under the care of the Grandmaster. What happens when the love of her life, Loki, appears on Sakaar when he was the one she was running from? 

Remember Me: Request- reader was once loki’s lover on asgard, a fierce scholar and warrior, but died in loki’s arms on a Battlefield. Since then loki has been bitter and dark. Now on midgard and working with the avengers, reader is spotted by both thor and loki. They were there for loki to repent. Reader do not remember loki. 

The Appraisal:  Based on this audio from British Filth where Loki is your boss and you head into his office for your annual review…little did you know he`d be appraising more than your work. (smut)

Thor x Reader

A Thunderous Arrangement Anon Request: hello can I request one with Thor where reader and him were arranged to marry each other but Thor never really treated her as a wife but one day he sees someone flirt with her and get super jealous? thanks anyway.

Every King Needs A Queen:  hi i love your writing so much i was wondering if you could possibly do a thor smut, with him after the ending of IW or ragnarok please (smut)

God of Coffee: Request- Thor and reader in a coffee shop. In which Thor basically has never dealt with coffee before. Makes it even funnier if its Starbucks and you’re having to explain all the terms to him

Stronger Than Me: Anon Request: Hey! Can we get a request where Thor and reader are dating and one day she wakes up and walks out for breakfast and hears Thor bragging about how strong and sweet she is? I feel like he would do that a lot lol

Arthur Curry (Aquaman) x Reader

On The Hook: The reader and Arthur don’t get along and are constantly fighting but is that the truth? (smut)

Your Highness:  Arthur is now the king of Atlantis and like every king, he has a throne but he also needs a queen. Luckily, the council have some suggestions but there is one that Arthur wants (smut)

The Mandalorian (Din Djarin) x Reader

The Many Faces of Love (completed): The reader and Din are in love and on Mandalore waiting to be married. Yet until that day comes, they cannot see each other`s face and spend their nights together in darkness. How do they react on their wedding night when they see each other for the first time? smut*

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Blind Pleasure: The reader thinks the Mandalorian tolerates her for the purpose of her looking after the child. During a bounty hunt, Mando leaves the reader and the kid in a cantina with a comm. They run into trouble and Mando saves the day…what happens when they forget to turn off the comms when they return to the ship? (smut)

Hungry Eyes:  Din can`t help but watch you move around the Razorcrest in the dress you wore for catching a bounty…what happens when he can`t keep his eyes off of you? (smut)

A Mandalorian Drabble

Another Mandalorian Drabble

Clumsy: Request- Reader doesn’t know what is happening but Mando knows what Cara is up to by the way Cara always take care of Yoda so you two can get some alone time. It crescendos as Cara basically makes reader trip into Mando’s arm making Mando a flustering mess and the reader making him having to explain finally what Cara has been trying to do these past few months

To Be Alone:  The reader is the daughter of an Imperial general who has hired the Mandalorian to escort his daughter to her betrothed in Alderaan. The job is simple but what happens when feelings emerge and things get complicated?

Money For Nothing: Based around Ep 6 “The Prisoner” - When the Mandalorian accepts the mission from Ran, he is thrust back into a life he thought he left behind. How did he endure the immoral morons back then? Breaking into the prison is a breeze but what happens when Qin isn`t the only prisoner Din discovers locked up on the New Republic ship? (smut)

Purple Haze: Din has had enough, he has to escape. He visits the local brothel on the planet you are currently docked on, and seeks comfort from a stranger. What happens when he is offered something he yearns for: the chance to be with you? (smut)

Your Love Is My Drug: Din and the reader have been married for a couple of months and Din makes it his mission to show her how much he loves her every night by worshipping her body. However, the reader can see the glint in his eye whenever she handles the cuffs for the bounties and the silent yearning to take her and show her who she belongs to when a local gets a little suggestive. She finally confronts him about it and together, they decide to experiment and hopefully, Din will be able to give into his darkest desires.(smut)

Javier Peña x Reader

Falling:  Based off of the song Falling by Harry Styles. (smuttish)

Someone You Loved:  Javi is back in Laredo and sees Lorraine. He also sees his best friend from childhood, Y/N. Old feelings are reignited but what will Javi do when he decides to head back to Colombia? (smut)

El Baño: The reader is undercover for the CIA and pretending to be the new girlfriend of Don Berna. When a certain DEA agent gets involved with Los Pepes, he also struggles with the risky business of lusting after the girlfriend of a narco (smut)

Por Amarte (Part Two of El Baño): Javier and the reader are back in the United States and getting used to life as civilians. This is what happens after the crazy events in Colombia between Y/N and Javi as they navigate a new life together (smut)

Dímelo (Part Three of El Baño):  Javier and the reader arrive back in Colombia to hunt down the Cali cartel. What happens when things get more complicated than they ever imagined? (smut)

Nunca Te Olvidaré (Part Four of El Baño): Javier and the reader have a lot of things to contend with while Javi attempts to take down the Cali Cartel. Will they be able to stay strong when their pasts come back to haunt them? Or will their happy ending fade away before they can make it back to Texas? (smut)

Four Weddings and a Funeral (ongoing): Based on Four Weddings and a Funeral. Javier sees you again at the wedding of your high school friends and the old spark you once had is reignited. Will it survive the evening or will it burn out before he heads back to the DEA Headquarters in Houston? (smut)

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Motivation: Javier, Steve and Y/N have a late night in the office reviewing files for new intel and decide to call it a night before heading to the local bar. Y/N notices something different about how Javier reacts to what she says and decides to act on the desire she has been hiding for the past year (smut)

The Casanova of Bogatá: The reader and Javier are friends with benefits. While working at the CEA department, a few of the guys compare Y/N to the informants Javier “works with.” What will Y/N do when Javier comes over that evening with a pizza and a six pack of beer? (smut)

Catch Sicarios, Not Feelings: It’s Javier’s first day back at the Embassy and along with being the new head of the DEA, he also gains an assistant. Javier dismisses Y/N and tells her he doesn’t need an assistant to fetch him coffee but what happens when she turns out to be the best asset he could ever wish for - both professionally and personally? (smut)

Háblame Sucio: The reader and Javi are secretly friends-with-benefits but their partner Steve has no idea. One humid day, you are waiting for Carrillo and Javier takes advantage of the free time…much to Steve’s annoyance (smut)

Fix You (Ongoing): Two lonely souls seek out the same therapist and meet in the waiting room: one has mandatory sessions and suffers from insomnia, the other has returned from Colombia and reluctantly seeks help to battle his own demons. Will they be able to find what they are looking for from their therapy sessions and maybe, along the way, they find the peace they yearn for in each other?

Part 1

Teach Me Tonight (Ongoing):  Y/N and Javier both have things to talk about when he visits her apartment one night. Y/N tells her partner about her crush on Brad from the CIA and reveals that she is a virgin and has barely been kissed. She wants to make sure she can impress Brad and asks Javier to educate her on all things sex and seduction (smut *)

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Oberyn Martell x Reader

The Rose and the Viper:  Margaery is getting married to Joffrey and you are heading to Kings Landing with your grandmother, Olenna for the celebrations. As the unmarried, older sister to the bride, rumours swirl about you and your single status. Upon your arrival to the capital, you head to the baths to clean up and relax- what happens when a certain Dornish prince enters the ladies baths by accident and you invite him to join you? (smut)

You Should See Me In A Crown: Oberyn and his wife remain in King’s Landing for Oberyn to participate in Tyrion’s trial. During their stay in the Red Keep, Y/N is drawn the Iron Throne and one day Oberyn finds her in the throne room and well…let’s just say he indulges in a fantasy he has involving the Iron Throne. (smut)

Agent Whiskey x Reader

Train Kept A Rollin:  Whiskey and Prosecco are assigned to gather intel from a married couple while pretending to be married themselves. There is just one problem: the Statesman agents can`t stand each other - how the hell are they going to act married?

Tom Hiddleston x Reader

Yes Prime Minister:  Thomas Hiddleston is the new Prime Minister of the UK and you just joined the staff at Downing Street. After an embarrassing first encounter, you and Tom grow closer but then the American Ambassador, Chris Evans, comes along to No. 10 and is taken with you. Downing Street has seen it`s fair share of political drama but never a love story (smut)

Mystery Man 

Loneliness Kills: Loneliness was consuming Y/N until a certain man walked into the cafe she was sitting in and began to change her outlook on love and the idea of soulmates.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

PAIRING: Horacio Carrillo x Reader WORD COUNT: 4.3k WARNINGS: angst, heartbreak, o r a l, etc. 

I couldn’t help myself tbh. this is a one and done fic but I hope y'all like it x

You hadn’t realized just how much your thumbnail scraped along your ring finger in a day. It had become habit, a muscle memory that you hadn’t even known you did up until today. It was a mindless check to ensure your engagement ring was there, a routine that settled you despite not knowing you’d been doing it.

Tonight, however, you noticed it.

Because each and every single time your thumbnail dragged along that part of your finger, your habitual search for the ring came up empty. And each and every single time, your stomach fell on account of its absence.

Tears blurred your vision as you busied yourself in the mindless task of making a sandwich. Truth be told, you weren’t even hungry and how could you be? Last night had been hell. After months of trying to be the ever-doting fiancé to a man whose life was in a constant state of upheaval, yesterday had been your breaking point. He’d had a hell of a day at work and, while that wasn’t exactly out of the norm for Horacio Carrillo, it was the despondent look in his eye that greeted you that evening that set it all off.

You’d been watching the man you loved slowly succumb to the darkness of his job over the last year of your engagement. Gone was that free smile reserved only for you, gone was that laugh you’d come to love so much. No, Horacio was a shell of a man these days whose sole intent was bring down Pablo Escobar and no matter how big the target was on his back on account of that, you knew he was dead set on taking him down.

No matter if it killed him in the process which in turn, slowly killed you.

A Javier Peña x Reader Practical Magic AU

this feeling begins just like a spark, tossing and turning inside of your heart…

“You made this?” Olivia asked you as she lathered three pumps of your lavender oil into her hands and forearms. Cracking a small smile, you watched her smell the ointment for what must have been the third time that minute before she gaped across at you. “Jesus, Y/N, I’d buy this in a heartbeat.”

You shrugged and returned your focus back to the stacks of boxes before you. “Well, seeing as how you’re my sister and, most recently, my accomplice in a murder, consider it yours.”

Olivia nearly spat out the cigarette that had been dangling from her lips only moments before. “Say it a little louder, would you? I don’t think the aunts heard.”

Begrudgingly, you had to admit she was right. The aunts, somehow, were still none the wiser about what went on that night and you wanted to keep it that way. It was bad enough that a detective was poking his nose around Magnolia looking for answers from the very people who hated you most in this town but the idea of the aunts finding out still felt much worse. Not only would it be the ultimate betrayal, but their disappointment would be crushing.

“Sorry,” you grumbled, stacking a few boxes by the door of the attack. With a deep sigh, you shook your head and focused back on Olivia. “You’re right. Sorry. I’m just on edge over this whole thing.”

“I get that,” she tossed the butt of her cigarette in the ash tray and nodded. “I’m sorry for dragging you into this. I really am, Y/N.”

“You didn’t drag me into anything,” you told her quietly. “I’d kill him again if it meant keeping you safe. You know that.”

A Javier Peña x Reader Practical Magic AU

SO our first chapter with mr Javier Peña is here and I hope you love him in this every bit as much as you do in WOMAN. also, this next chapter is so gd long and I’m so so sorry about that. that’s on me pals x

with every step you take, I watch another part of you go. I continue to build a wall…

You were sure you’d never been so cold in your life. Between the shock that was beginning to wear off and the rain soaking you to your very core, your choice of a thin floral tea dress was not holding its own against the raging storm going on around you.

Had someone told you that you’d be doing this a week ago, you would have laughed. In the course of twenty-four hours, not only had you flown to Dallas to pick up your sister from her abusive, piece of shit, boyfriend but you’d also been kidnapped by said boyfriend, accidentally killed said boyfriend with a pinch too much belladonna, and had resurrected said boyfriend with some dark magic that you just knew the aunts would kill you for. They had always been adamant that that was an area of magic not meant for your family. It was dark and it was dangerous and as Dimitri Angelov awoke on the kitchen counter of the manor after being dead for a solid thirteen hours, you understood exactly why your aunts had advised you never to use that spell.

Within seconds of the bastard waking up from the dead, his fingers, those long, stiff, ugly fingers were around your sister’s throat. He seemed to be stronger now, much stronger than he was in the car after nearly polishing off an entire bottle of tequila and no amount of strength you could muster was enough to tear those hands away from Olivia.

So, doing the only thing you could, you’d grabbed the heavy cast-iron pan off of the stove and swung it with all of your might at his head. It took three and a half blows for the man to crumble on your kitchen floor.

You’d killed him again. You’d actually managed to lug a corpse in the backseat of a stolen car through however many states only to end up re-killing the bastard. You would have laughed if it wasn’t so utterly unbelievable.

A Javier Peña x Reader Practical Magic AU

here is chapter 1 of our little practical magic au. the prologue can be found here. this chapter does not have Javier in it just yet but the next chapter and every chapter after that will include him ;)

and the lady’s feeling like the moon that she loved…

Your sister always did have impeccably bad taste in men, but this one, most certainly took the cake.

Not only was Olivia black and blue but that wonderous glimmer in your sister’s eyes was gone. This asshole of a man, this abusive, maniacal, piece of shit man, had snuffed out your sister’s light. And you swore to yourself, as you all but scooped her off of the ground of the dingy old motel room they had been staying in in Dallas, that if you ever got your hands on Dimitri Angelov, you’d kill him yourself.

In the meantime, you worked on packing her bag as she gathered the small things she’d grown quite fond of whilst living out of her suitcase. Sure, you could use the help packing the big stuff up, but you didn’t tear her away from her medial task of gathering her smaller belongings. You couldn’t. She was on the brink of a meltdown, rightfully so, and if carefully stowing away a perfume bottle and a locket was going to keep her mind off of her current situation, you weren’t about to argue.

A Javier Peña x Reader Practical Magic AU

now here i go again, i see the crystal visions…

For more than three hundred years, the people of Magnolia liked to blame every little thing that had gone wrong in their seaside village on the women in your family. A case of chickenpox? Your family had done that. A particularly vicious thunderstorm? Ah, those Owens women again. Everything from illnesses, to shortage of food, right down to a scraped knee – if it was an inconvenience to the people of Magnolia, there was a good chance your family was behind it.

It wasn’t always an easy pill to swallow being the town’s scapegoat, in fact, it was never easy. You’d wanted nothing more than for the people in Magnolia to see you and your sister, Olivia, for what you really were. You weren’t just Owens’, you were you. You were kind, and smart, and you deserved a chance to be heard because at the end of the day, you and Olivia were just people.

But that wasn’t how they saw it.

Where the Owens’ name went, whispers followed. Whispers, chants, taunts. You’d heard them all, but there was one taunt that had haunted your family for generations and still, to this day, riled you up to no end.  

Witch, witch. You’re a bitch.

Not original in the slightest, but it had done its damage over the years because, while the rather childish taunt would have meant nothing to some, it resonated much too close to home for you and Olivia. And your two aunts, and your mother, and every other woman that bared your last name.

You stemmed from a long line of powerful women, powerful witches. And while that might have been something you were proud of, living in Magnolia had taught you to fear your own bloodline. Not because of what youcould do with your abilities, but because of what they could do to you.  

here is 25 of the WOMAN series (my personal fave)

PAIRING: Javier Peña x Reader WORD COUNT: 6.0 (I am so sorry) WARNING: booty play, oral, pent-up feelings finally coming to fruition - the good stuff.

ca·ress verb

–to touch or stroke gently or lovingly

Feelings were a fickle beast.

They had the power to ignite something so deeply primal inside of you. To bring the darkest parts of your heart and soul to light and make you feel invincible. But they also had the power to make you feel as though your chest was on fire. As if every breath drowned you in a sea of overbearing thoughts and emotions. Sometimes, those feelings made it hard to breathe while other times, every breath escaped your lungs like a distant melody, like a contented hum.  

And tonight, as the sliver of the moon sliced into the night’s sky around you, these feelings in your chest were making you dizzy.

This morning you had been happy. For the first time in a long time, despite news of Connie’s feelings the night prior, you allowed your entire body to ignite in wonderment. You were giddy and light. The music on the radio on the drive in to work hit different, the hot sun felt soothing, hell even Kubakis didn’t bother you half as much as he usually had.

But, as feelings did, that serenity seemed to fall to the wayside when Steve received that phone call. In a matter of seconds, you’d gone from happy, to hopeful about the news of La Quica, to downright empty. Connie, your sweet, lovely best friend, was gone. Gone was your crutch, your drinking buddy, your shoulder to cry on – Connie, the woman who had somehow become more of a sister to you than you’d ever thought possible – had gone back to America.

You were hurt, you were angry, and god, you were sad.  

part 24 of the WOMAN series!!

so, as mentioned the next chapter (25) is MASSIVE and will be huge and I promise it’ll be well worth the wait and all of the angst I’ve put you through. x

PAIRING: Javier Peña x Reader WORD COUNT: 3.5k

You awoke the next morning with a pounding head and a vague recollection of just what had gone on the night prior. Bits of the night were a little foggy. How you got home from the bar was blurry, just how many drinks you’d guzzled back was lost on you – but what went on once you’d stepped foot in Javier’s apartment? Well, that part you remembered. Vividly.

And you were horrified.

What was wrong with you? Did your morals have to go to the wayside each and every time you were faced with a problem? You wanted to say no, but your current predicament was one of many that only seemed to stem from you not being able to handle certain situations. You were faced with the all too real possibility of your best friend leaving Colombia – so what did you do? You got drunk and begged Javier Peña to – at the very least – finger fuck you on hiscouch this time.

Was this becoming a habit? A sick and twisted crutch for you to lean on when times got tough? Just when you finally managed to sit firm in your ideals of friendship with the very man your heart seemed to yearn for endlessly, this happened.

Your embarrassed groan bled into Javi’s pillow as you rolled onto your side. The sun was just starting to come up and, while the idea of staying here and potentially dying of shame seemed like a good option at this point, you knew you had to go. You had to apologize for yesterday’s version of yourself because that is not the woman you woke up to today.

here is chapter 23 of WOMAN

PAIRING: Javier Peña x Reader WORD COUNT: 4.4 k WARNING: some angst, some self-inflicted finger fucking, the norm. 

You had to hand it to Connie.

You couldn’t think of a single person who would be this well-adjusted to the news of their husband being abducted in broad daylight, but Connie, all things considering, was handling it with all of the grace in the world.

You and Javier were currently holed up in her apartment as Javier made some calls in their bedroom all the while you stayed with Connie in the living room as she chewed on her lip and soothed down Olivia who was waking up from a nap. From a distance, she was the epitome of calm, cool, and collected – but up close, sitting a mere foot away from her on the couch, you could see the sheer panic written on her face, clear as day.

It was a very sobering moment for you. Here was Connie, the woman who had become your best friend whilst down in Colombia, the woman who had been your rock through it all, and here you were doing an incredibly awful job at consoling her. You’d tried to tell her that Steve would be just fine, but the uncertainty of just where he was or who took him played a vital role in how true that was. The best thing you could do was to do your job and find your partner, but without any sort of lead, how could you? So, there you sat in an attempt to be the quiet comfort she needed in the midst of all the chaos.

22 of the WOMAN series. I couldn’t think of an appropriate title for this one but James Bay really hits right, so here is Rescue.

PAIRING: Javier Peña x Reader WORD COUNT: 3.4k

tried to keep you close to me, but life got in the way…

You liked to think of yourself as a pretty positive person. You believed in the law of attraction, you manifested good, positive thoughts in hopes the universe would supply them when it was good and ready. Sure, working for the DEA tested this belief system more often than not, but, for the most part, you wanted to believe in the power of positive thinking.

But good god was the universe testing you today.

It had been a good week. Busy, but better than most. For the last month you, Javi and Steve had been collecting time stamped images from the truck driver that was going in and out La Catedral. In the course of that time, the driver had smuggled in hookers, roulette tables, money, expensive food, furniture and everything in between. This wasn’t a prison Escobar had been holed up in, it was his own secured paradise. The bastard had even thrown himself a birthday party a few weeks prior with a goddamn mariachi band and enough lobster to feed an army.

You and Carrillo had been right. He’d won.

But that didn’t mean the DEA and the CIA were going to let that happen without a fight. The three of you had tried to bring the pictures up to the ambassador and to the president of Colombia himself – but each time you were met with hesitation. So, never one to back down from a fight, the three of you took matters into your own hands.

Was it risky bringing in the stack of pictures you’d managed to collect to the press? Sure. If the ambassador or anyone, for that matter, caught wind that it was the three of you who had leaked the pictures of just what Escobar had been smuggling into his guarded little paradise, there’d be hellfire. But god was it worth it when you turned on the tv that morning to see that the army was going to be intervening from here on out. Not the DEA, not the CIA but the army.

Finally, they meant business.

Unfortunately, the celebrations were cut short when the ambassador called the three of you into her office and barked those seven little words.

“You’re all suspended,” she’d said, looking both furious and utterly amazed that you’d been brazen enough to go over her head. “One week without pay.”

21 of the WOMAN series

PAIRING: Javier Peña x Reader WORD COUNT: 3.6k (so sorry)

You weren’t sure how long it had been since you’d been staring at the unopened pregnancy tests – tests being plural – but it had been a while. The sun had long set and you’d nearly chewed your thumbnail clean off as you contemplated just how you’d ended up here. You were careful with your birth control – maybe not as careful as you should have been – but god it had been years since you’d been on the pill and, up until now, you’d never really faced a scare like this one.

Were your boobs tender? You didn’t think they had been, but the more you thought about it, the more tender they felt. Were you moody? Maybe, but these last few weeks had been nothing less than a whirlwind. You wanted to believe it was just stress. Stress was a hell of a thing and everything that had gone on in the last couple of weeks combined with your already high-stress job, it was bound to catch up to you.

But it was the what if that made you nervous to pee on those four tiny sticks. One pregnancy test wasn’t enough. You’d heard of false positives and there was no way you were going to take just one box at face value. At least with four, you had a panel of experts waiting to be peed on. Waiting to tell you whether or not your life was about to change forever.

What if you were pregnant? You were at the peak of your career, smack dab in the middle of the war on drugs, with no man to speak of. Did you want to raise a child in the midst of all of this chaos? Could you? The obvious answer was no, absolutely not, and even with the alternatives out there, the idea of carrying to term was not something that you could afford at the moment.

It was a hard enough time being a woman in a male-dominated career but being a pregnant woman? The kid gloves would be out in full force. You’d be stuck at a desk doing medial work for god knows how long and then be forced out on maternity leave. You weren’t ready for that, not yet. Sure, there was adoption but the idea of carrying a child inside of you for months on end only to then give it up was something you weren’t sure you could do. Then, of course, there was abortion. Something you’d been teetering on since you woke up that morning. If those tests came out positive, you knew there was a high chance that, given your current place in life, you’d consider it. It wasn’t for everyone, that you knew, but the more you thought about raising a baby, the more you knew you couldn’t. Not right now.

But then, you’d teeter.

chapter 20 of the WOMAN series!!

PAIRING: Javier Peña x Reader WORD COUNT: 3k

It had been a few weeks since your little breakdown at the bar and, while you’d been keeping busy with work or helping to co-parent a baby that was not your own so that your two closest friends in Colombia could squeeze in some much needed couple time, things between you and Javier hadn’t gotten any better. Sure, you were both professionals when it came to your job, but the odd time you’d run into him in the hallway of the apartment or were left alone for an extended period of time while Steve was elsewhere, it was nothing short of awkward.

You wanted to forgive and forget, you really did because, at the end of the day, you missed him, but try as you might to look past it, you couldn’t. He’d hurt you, truly hurt you, and he’d done it three times over. Lying wasn’t something you took well to, especially where your career was concerned and, god, you’d told him so much of your past, he knew everything there was to know about New York and seen firsthand what kind of talk that brought on even to this day. So why had he done it? Why had he lied? It was still something you were trying to wrap your head around and swirled back to each and every night before you fell asleep. Why, why, why did he have to make such a mess of things?

Your shock and sadness over the situation had reached its angriest that night at the bar. You knew your words cut him like a knife, you saw any semblance of life in those beautiful brown eyes dissipate as you compared him to the very man you loathed the most in Colombia. You’d hurt him, surely you did, but you meant every word.

Kubakis was an asshole, no one at the embassy could argue that much, but it was almost expected that he was going to say some sexist, misogynistic remark any chance he could get. It didn’t make it okay, but it was expected. But Javier? The very man you’d shared your bed with and a sliver of your heart with? Now, that hurt beyond belief.

Connie, thank god for Connie, had been a rock for you since that night. You weren’t the type to divulge your every problem onto somebody else, and she respected that much, but she still made her presence known. It was good to have someone know what happened. Know that you and Javier were something a little more than partners and, begrudgingly enough, you were glad he had Steve. The two of you were by no means a couple but there had been real feelings there, at least on your end, and to have somebody else in this world aware of those feelings felt a little freeing.

But, no matter how heavy the pit in your stomach got with each and every look at Javier, you had a job to do.

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HERE IS PART 19 OF THE WOMAN SERIES!

listen to you’re somebody else by flora cash for this chapter, it’s been non-stop. 

PAIRING: Javier Peña x Reader WORD COUNT: 4.1k

Steve’s blue eyes danced between you and Javier for the better part of the day. At one point in time, sitting in the desk between his two partners had been a good thing. He’d be frontline and center to all of the quick jabs and comedic digs the pair of you constantly gave one another and he loved every second of it. Sure, at times, he felt like the mediator but for the most part he loved it.

Today, however, was not one of those days.

Sitting there in between the two of you was awkward and tense and judging by your slightly puffy eyes and Javier’s sallow complexion, that talk Javi briefly mentioned after Thursday’s debriefing did not quite go as well as he might have hoped.

Not shocking Steve in the slightest, Javier had very much downplayed whatever had been going on between the two of you for the last few months, but Steve wasn’t stupid. He might not have been clued in on the gossip of the embassy, but he knew you and he knew Javier and he felt the tension between the two of you on a good day. It was as thick as mud and no matter how many times either of you threw chirps or digs at the other, there had always been underlying affection there. And not just the kind of affection that came from being partners. There were feelings involved, deep feelings, whether Javier wanted to admit them or not.

But Steve knew. He’d seen them surface first-hand several times. The lengthy glances, the secretive smirks, he’d seen Javier’s guttural reaction to men like Kubakis or any other sucker in the joint that seemed to downplay your position on the force. What you heard versus the amount of jabs actually made in relation to you was just the tip of the iceberg. When Steve heard them, he’d shut it down right away, but the odd time Javier had caught wind of any of the remarks, his reaction was primal. Steve couldn’t recall the amount of times Javi had intervened on the men in this department when you were the butt of the joke.

So just how Javier thought he was clever enough to keep Steve in the dark about this was beyond him. He’d even caught the two of you leaving your apartment a few weeks back but, fine, he would remain ‘in the dark’ if it made things easier for you two.

But this? This wasn’t comfortable for anyone involved. Least of all him, who was still stuck in the middle of a tense silence.

PART 18 OF THE WOMAN SERIES

here is the start of the highly anticipated and much dreaded angst. I know I chose the most inopportune time for angst as we’re all sad and quarantined, and that’s on me.

please let me know how you guys like it/hate me!

PAIRING: Javier Peña x Reader WORD COUNT: 4.9k (whoops) WARNING: angsty (whoops again)

There was not enough coffee in the world to curb your exhaustion today. It wasn’t even ten in the morning and you were already on your third cup of what could only be described as tar in a glass. The Embassy might have been able to afford various amenities for its workers but, as it turned out, springing for the good coffee was a bit above their pay grade.

Grimacing, you took a sip of the coffee and squeezed in another teaspoon or two of honey – something, anything to mask the taste of the vile liquid. Testing the waters, you took another small sip and audibly groaned. Disgusting.

“Another shitty pot?”

Snapping your head around to face the door of the kitchenette, Javi walked in wearing his best suit and tie. The entire department had a meeting in half hour with the ambassador and, while you’d seen how good he looked upon leaving the apartment complex this morning, seeing him now in all his glory was enough to let your mind wander. Wander to the various nights spent holed up in each other’s apartments, wander to last night.

You weren’t sure how Javier Peña of all people managed to pull off what was easily one of your best nights yet in Colombia, but he had. He’d simultaneously managed to take the second shittiest day you’d had in the field and turn it around. The lake, the moon, the moans and groans that escaped the pair of you as you made love on top of the hood of that Jeep – it was a memory you knew was going to be embedded in your head for years to come. It was everything. And while that should have scared you to death, you were slowly coming to terms with the fact that your partner might not have been the worst human being to walk the earth. Quite the opposite, really. Turns out, Javier Peña was one hell of a man.