your favourite demon bitch

“Hellhounds.” - “Yeah, Dean. Your favorite!”

Go away…

But we’ve been having so much fun!

And now you’re just annoying. 

You're almost as much of a spoilsport as your darling brother.

Nurse!Meg

“It’s a host body. Some girl from Cheboygan, moved to LA to be an actress. It’s probably not even the worst thing that ever happened to her.”

You mean the fun that I started? Not really. I might still be that dainty foot soldier deluded into thinking Lucifer gave a damn.

Glad we all learned our lessons, then. Here’s a tip—everything’s easier when you just work for yourself.

You sure that’s really your motto, sweet pea? From what I heard, you’re handmaiden to that pretty boy pigeon.

Well, you heard wrong. I just like having an angel around who's not going to smite me.

Mmm, that’s a shame. So what’s with you these days, anyway? Still Daddy’s little girl and Azazel’s bitch?

I’ve never been anyone’s bitch, sweetie. Are you pissed that you died before all the fun got started? 

You mean the fun that I started? Not really. I might still be that dainty foot soldier deluded into thinking Lucifer gave a damn.

Glad we all learned our lessons, then. Here's a tip--everything's easier when you just work for yourself.

See, there’s that stick up your ass again. You gotta let go, baby.

Go away…

But we've been having so much fun!

Believe whatever you want. Guess you’ll never know unless you go for it, right? Have you seen him?

I think I’m gonna pass on that, thanks.

Mmm, that’s a shame. So what’s with you these days, anyway? Still Daddy’s little girl and Azazel’s bitch?

I've never been anyone's bitch, sweetie. Are you pissed that you died before all the fun got started? 

Believe whatever you want. Guess you’ll never know unless you go for it, right? Have you seen him?

I think I'm gonna pass on that, thanks.

Well, well. Look who’s back.

Meggy. Having fun screwing with my old toys?

Oodles. Though I don’t screw with them quite like you did.

Was that supposed to be an attack? Look, sister, that’s your loss. Sam really knows what he’s doin’.

Oh, please. That moose wouldn't know what to do if you drew him a map.

Well, well. Look who’s back.

Meggy. Having fun screwing with my old toys?

Oodles. Though I don't screw with them quite like you did.

Go to hell. 

Oh, I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.

See, there's that stick up your ass again. You gotta let go, baby.