Usually I would condemn someone of predatory inclination being so blatant but you have managed to amuse me. Just refrain from entering my castle again this century.
Normally, that would be enough to have me dropping by asap but...Iâve never been one to mess with a man who practices extreme forestry and thinks that fatally poking people with large bits of metal should be an Olympic sport. So, Iâll just wait until Jan 1st of 2100, TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
That was not an invitation.  And this is not a threat.
(See image below.)
It is a promise of things yet to be. Enjoy the remainder of the century. Â
Cool! Iâm so glad you arenât threatening me and that you invited me over next century! Weâre gonna be the best of friends XD!
Fie ca urmÄtoarea caprÄ pe care ĂŽncercaČi sÄ o mâncaČi sÄ se dovedeascÄ a fi un faun excitat cu puterea de a provoca o ČchiopÄtare persistentÄ.Â
Thanks for the thought my dude! Weâll be sure to use protection!
That poor Satyr...



















