I'll always believe that the fandom re-interpretation of Elias as a flamboyant, melodramatic theater kid who wears bright green suits and eye-themed jewelry does a disservice to how funny it is that he is, canonically, a very boring man.

For pride month everyone should have to listen to their trans friends favorite gay audio drama

For pride month everyone should have to listen to their trans friends favorite gay audio drama

caul serrikane the character ever. rolls up to a gangster and is like. fuck your pronoun circle, my gender is I Just Wanna Get Paid. I'm gonna kill myself for money, resurrect me in an hour. every day I dream of murdering my dad. btw here's a severed head I carry around in my designer bag, she sings me to sleep. I'll tell your dead employee that you said hi. *drinks poison and dies horribly*

friend pointed out to me that in mag 9 (julia montauk, notably from when she was a child) jon is a lot less dismissive. and it just. oh my god. you’d think he’d dismiss it as a child’s overactive imagination or whatever but he says fucking nothing. do you think when he tried talking to adults abt mr spider he was dismissed because “oh he’s just a kid making things up” so now he tries to treat kids kinder than he was

Do you think there was a moment, as Carpenter was hijacking a plane to fly without clearance through a military quarantine zone with a dying man who is also a bomb, where the Cairn Maiden thought to herself "damn maybe that tree isn't the place"