working on it all...

#42: even though stores open up again tomorrow, don’t feel compelled to give in to your materialistic inner bitch

I can see most didn’t take my suggestion

writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

zu schön zu jung zu intelligent😌

NOOOOOOO

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

Ihr wissts, obwohl mein Blog daddykurz heißt, mag ich den Kurz eigentlich überhaupt ned, aber so wie er diese Krise handelt, ist bemerkenswert! Er machts komplett richtig, und ich bin mir sicher, dass dank seines Eingreifens wird das Coronavirus schneller in Griff sein als im Vergleich!

Bin ja immer eher zwiegespalten bei unseren Regierungen, aber ich bewundere echt, wie kompetent das alles gehandhabt wird. Der Kurz beruhigt die Leute und trifft die richtigen, harten Entscheidungen und der Anschober beeindruckt mich auch. Wenn ich mir so anschaue, was andere europäische Länder machen, bin ich richtig froh, dass wir diese Regierung haben. Ich glaube, bei uns wird es VIEL besser laufen als in manch anderen Ländern (leider).

Hab mir auch heute so gedacht, wir memen ja gerne übern Kurz und die Politik aber was er und die Regierung momentan machen ist wirklich lobenswert. Er kommt kompetend rüber und scheint die Sache bestmöglich im Griff zu haben.

Basti kriegtn Goldsterndl⭐

Remember when 👁👄👁

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this didn’t age very well

art

This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seen I’m sobbing

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

christian thought in its original form is about defending and sympathizing with the most powerless members of our society and i think its one of the greatest tragedies in human history that something like that was so thoroughly corrupted and weaponized by the very people it was supposed to fight against

men who are like super super into music are really funny everyday i see rancid takes

Two bros chilling at the beach 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

…and they were comrades

oh my god, they were comrades 

When Oscar Wilde said Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation, and Jorge Luis Borges said I am not sure that I exist, actually. I am all the writers that I have read, all the people that I have met, all the women that I have loved; all the cities I have visited.