when people kinda disappear from tumblr that means they’re either doing really well or really bad

cats will see a closed door and they will be like HELLO for the love of god HELLO and then you open it and then theyre like oh okay. bye.

making silly sounds doesn’t always have to serve a purpose and is sometimes done purely for whimsy’s sake

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

this but for retail

Sometimes I read somethings on the web, the internet, as it were, and I want to jsut sit down with folks and say "Hey man, the thing you just said was weird, and not in a funny or cool way. If you said that to a person in real life, people would feel embarrassed for you. You should say you're sorry."