Omg Paula, what have you been doing your time away?
I built a completely independent, sentient robot using my AI technology a while back. Turns out he was too independent because he ran away near immediately. He terrorized the town a bit, almost burned to death in a windmill, but I'm great at PR so I got everything under control and put everyone's minds at ease. Then he went off and joined some band for a bit but I don't think they had much success and they broke up because his bandmate sank to the bottom of the Pacific or something like that. Last I heard he's working accounting now.











