ThatAsianNerd

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

‪anybody else want to sit in a big bowl of rice like a wet iPhone ‬

I haven’t even seen Infinity War but I’m laughing so fucking hard

This is my brain whenever I try to do something productive

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I love this movie.

This is the quality content I come to tumblr.com for.

Lmfao the pause

I am cracking TF UP

have i mentioned recently how much i absolutely hate myself? i feel like i haven’t been clear enough about that lately but i’d just like to remind everyone that i really am the scum of the earth

Cool idea: don’t cheat on people Cool idea: don’t delete texts Cool idea: don’t do shit you have to hide Cool idea: don’t say I love you if you’re doing shady shit Cool idea: don’t lead people on Cool idea: don’t break people

*opens tumblr in public* whoopss titties

Reblog if you’re gay and want a girlfriend