That Angry Lovable Dork

Wayne is straight up such a good actor that I for real thought he was being dragged into hell and forgot this was a joke for a second.

social anxiety will really have you doin dumbass things like looking at something like free donuts at work and thinking "they probably don't include me in the group of people who are allowed to take from this"

When you order a pizza you’ve become an NPC because you have just given an adventurer a fetch quest with promise of coin upon completion

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

Like... i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced... i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty... i have to make sure i get exercise... i'm not qualified for this

*goes into my imagination and plays with my ocs like i’m a four year old with a dollhouse*