time for plan d; for dumbass

the human urge to ask the people around you a question you have before googling it

it's about the process of reasoning through a question and connecting with the people around you but it's also about seeing who's right. good sportsmanlike fun.

quick question: how the fuck do I get through the rest of my life like this

girl help i am the most sensitive person you can ever meet but also the most emotionally unavailable person you can ever meet at the exact same time and i’m still trying to make it work somehow

ohhhh i see. (does not see)

every time someone gets mad at me for calling men penis people I gain +138 power . you guys are gonna end up maxing out my stats

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk