Who the fuck let you in here?

Can't you buy your own tea?

You only dare say that, ‘cause Fox ain’t here, you fucking pansy 

Oh sh- don't tell her I said that! I'm sorry I called you gay, don't tell Fox!

Your hair is a nest all the damn-… I—……… Sin..ister.. that uh..paranormal thing.. you showed me last.. -clears throat- 

Are you a little scared? Scared like a little boy? Is the big tough punk guy scared of a harmless movie? Need a hug <3?

Don't piss me off when you ruined my hair.. Ruining my hair is just cruel, I look so creepy and sinister with my hair down.. -starts to smile like an idiot- I brought it with me! We can watch it!

You ruined my solo and made a horrible movie impression, you get the couch. 

-Stand up- You did not just say that! It was a good movie impression and you almost cried like a baby! -walks into his room- Fuck you and your stupid solo

..I smell violence 

You ruined my hair, so you get the couch

I don't really smoke weed, but thank you anyway

Dude.. I don't think you should smoke weed when you're alone, do it with someone you trust instead..

You had a girl over here for three days? -looks down on the couch- You didn't have sex here, did you?

Don't pinch my- Hmmng.. -looks back at him- Like, creepy old man at a stripper bar fucked up?  

-groans at him and leans back- …..It was horrible

-Looks at him and frowns- did you just? was that? no.. no.. I hate that joke

You destroyed my horror movie impression, but you don't hear me complaining!

She's not a devil! She only bit you one time.. I know it was in an amusement park, and we we're standing in line.. And she bit you in the leg, but you should still get over it!