Things you don't want to read

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

My shit is way fucked up I need pieces of refined glass to see anything

So I’m talking to my friend about writing books about every aspect of our lives, then it hit us. What if everything you’ve ever read was someone’s life?

"Oh hell Ricky, I was high when I said that. That doesn't make any sense"

I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.

mourning wood

i am regretting this even before i uploaded it

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boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

Seems legit

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