Thanks, Textbooks.

If the elevator cable breaks why are we still weighing the fish? The author seems alarmingly unconcerned about the girl's well-being.

Interesting theory.

You probably wouldn’t be much better at bird watching.

This reminds me, I need to buy some sweet buttons.

I bet if you stripped away all the cool clothes he’d just be a regular slug.

That's what you think!

Yeah dummy.

Geochemistry as taught by Dr. Phil. -- Submitted by Jenn

Finally something practical!  Triangles are confusing.  These genuine “machine parts” are something I can relate to.  Thanks textbook, for making geometry indispensable…

Worth noting.

Found in an English textbook from South Korea.

I was going to solve this the easy way, but this is much more difficult.  Thanks.

It's good that he waited until he was of legal drinking age to start robbing liquor stores.

My guess is Trina and Ronnie don't have a lot of other friends.

Worst magic box ever. -- Submitted by Lola

Submitted by Rob