thalia laughs

bud this isn't from 10 years ago this is from almost 20 years ago

happy 19th anniversary to freecupholder.exe

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

rb to take prev to the aquarium

#i like the implication that dali just had that effect on things#just a surrealism field around him at all times

mr. amemiya i’m sorry but you have to leave the orchard

Honestly it boils down to reparenting yourself & rewiring your own neuronal pathways & telling yourself a firm “stop” when you notice your mind slipping down negative loopholes & being present in the moment & enjoying being mid task rather than waiting for it to end & not thinking of inertia as your baseline and natural way of living

So tempting to keep embarking on the same self destructive cycle over & over & over again . But at some point you have to put ur foot down w ur own behaviors & be the thing that truly saves u

#this is unfortunately true#it’s not easy to tell yourself Hey Drop It#like you’re your own dog furtively eating pinecones and rocks#but you gotta#sometimes it’s a Hey We’re Not Doing That#you gotta though

the best time to plant a tree was 10 years ago. the second best time was 9 years and 364 days ago. the third best time was 9 years and 363 days ago. the fourth best time was

fuck someone else made my joke

It's okay. The second best time to make this post is today.

i know this is a predator. like a hardened killing machine. tempered by hundreds of years of evolutionary prowess to fine tune him into a living weapon. but ohhhh the little BABYYY look at the Little Bouncing Baby he is going Boing Boing Boing oh my gooddddd

Pokemon Heritage Post

Cardinal singing outside my window just fucked up his call and had to start over. Lmao

he'll never be the new pope at this rate

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

dni unless you have a thorough knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing, all the modern languages, all while possessing a certain something in your air and manner of walking, the tone of your voice, your address and expressions-

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?