thalia laughs

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

mutuals do this

sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart

I spread pro glasses propaganda. Glasses are hot. Glasses are cool. Glasses will help you see boobs.

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

something is going to have to go well soon. this is a threat

It’s a dog eat dog world but I’m the dove on the branch watching

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

i want to curl up inside a soft rose and fall asleep for a while

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."