ariel ♡

Don’t feel like scrolling through bullshit and just want to read some of my shitty requests? Then come here, you heathens. This will be updated with every new request so yeah, get excited:

ALL THE MERCS-

First Date

Big Tiddy Mommy Girlfriend (NSFW)

Autistic girlfriend with body stims 

S/o who’s protective of their food

Ideal Types 

Big Booty Shy S/o (NSFW)

Gonna Be Parents

Short haired and flat chested s/o

Half Naked S/o (NSFW)

S/o crying over kitten

Scout refuses Spy as his father

Best and Worst cuddlers

Friend knows how to speak Russian

Tickled by reader

Emotional or physical chemistry 

S/o rape victim/rapist is female

Accidental kiss

Nonbinary s/o scared to come out

Top 3 Kinks (NSFW)

Wholesome Blowjobs (NSFW)

Fix Shit

Kitten Sneezes

Wedding Rings

Lithuanian s/o with tragic backstory

Affectionate friend

S/o commits suicide 

What Makes Them Fall in Love

Prevented suicide

S/o caught masturbating (NSFW)

Child with tourettes 

S/o who hates being neurodivergent 

S/o self harms

S/o self harm scars

Drink of Choice

First intimate act with crush

Skinny Dipping (NSFW)

Tea Enthusiast Friend aka The Tea Thread 

Wicca Witch Buddy

Merc Playlist

Drug Addiction

Guilty Pleasures

Cute Nonbinary s/o

Prankster crush

First Time (NSFW)

Cunnilingus (NSFW)

S/o with migraines 

Makes Them Blush

How they react after tragedy 

New vs 2 year relationship

S/o drawing them

Short reader

S/o practices shooting

Stole a kiss

Shower routines

Dream Homes

Cheesy pick up line

S/o loves reptiles

Clumsy Assistant 

Tattoos 

Polygot reader

Nonbinary partner face sitting (NSFW)

Biker s/o 

Fantasy/Monster Mercs

Share body heat (NSFW)

Halloween Costumes

Halloween Movies

Monster mercs hunting s/o (NSFW)

Scary Movie

Haunted house/pees themselves in fear

Team helping Pyro with period cramps

OFFENSE CLASS-

Scout:

Reader dated Spy and reveals him as Scout’s father (Part 1)

Scout comforting after dad’s death

Scout comfort after falling out with friend

Reader dated Spy and reveals him as Scout’s father (Part 2)

Friendship with Scout

Speeding Bullet/Scout wears lingerie (NSFW) 

Sniper marking Scout (NSFW)

Imp Scout

Soldier:

Nothing here…for now.

Pyro:

Pyro fluffy comfort

Daily Headcanon #1

Personal Pyro Headcanons

Pyro appearance under suit headcanon

DEFENSE CLASS-

Demoman:

Nothing here…for now.

Heavy:

Russian s/o 

S/o begs them to fuck them in their language (NSFW)

Werebear Heavy

Engineer:

Nothing here…for now.

SUPPORT CLASS- Medic:

Support class fluff with s/o

S/o begs them to fuck them in their language (NSFW)

Reader doesn’t like being touched

More support fluff

Second Opinion

NSFW Medic Headcanons (NSFW)

Lich Medic

Comfort after pet death

Sniper:

Support class fluff with s/o

Affectionate S/o

Reader doesn’t like being touched

Cocky Sniper smut (NSFW)

More support fluff

Speeding Bullet/Scout wears lingerie (NSFW)

Sniper marking Scout (NSFW)

Comforting words from Sniper

NSFW Sniper Headcanons (NSFW)

Comfort after pet death

Feral Sniper smut (NSFW)

Spy:

Reader dated Spy and reveals him as Scout’s father (Part 1)

Support class fluff with s/o

S/o begs them to fuck them in their language (NSFW)

Reader doesn’t like being touched

Reader dated Spy and reveals him as Scout’s father (Part 2)

Tough s/o has night terrors

More support fluff

NSFW Spy Headcanons (NSFW)

Vampire Spy

Comfort after pet death

SIDE CHARACTERS AND NPCS-

Miss Pauling:

Vocal girlfriend who’s very affectionate

Personal Pauling Headcanons

Daily Headcanon #2

Morale:

Carte Blanche (Morale is born)

Biker s/o

Fantasy/Monster Mercs

Halloween Costumes

Halloween Movies

Fisting (NSFW)

Meet the Morale (Part 1)

Meet the Morale (Part 2)

Meet the Morale (Part 3)

Comfort after pet death

Merasmus:

Merasmus relationship headcanons

Cheavy:

NSFW Cheavy Headcanons (NSFW)

Saxton Hale

NSFW Saxton Hale (NSFW)

Bidwell

General Bidwell Headcanons

OTHER-

Personal Headcanons

Personal Pyro Headcanons

Personal Pauling Headcanons

Pyro appearance under suit headcanon 

Monster Mercs

Fantasy/Monster Mercs

Monster mercs hunting down s/o (NSFW)

Imp Scout

Lich Medic

Vampire Spy

Playing with the mercpack

Werebear Heavy

Fallout TF2

You are the Wastelander

Mercs in the Wasteland (Offense)

Merc Tips

Merc Tip #1

Merc Tip #2

Merc Tip #3

Merc Playlist

Offical Merc Playlist

Sniper: Who Could It Be?

Sniper: Ratshit Batshit

Pyro: Love me

Pauling or Scout: Cheat Code

Wing Fortress: Fly Away

Soldier: First Date

Pyro: Heart Boner

School Au: High School Never Ends

Pyro: Yumbo Bear

Medic: Zydrate Anatomy 

Scout: No Reason Boner

Daily Headcanons

Daily Headcanon #1

Daily Headcanon #2

RULES-

When little Mun-Dee falls from the sky into a backyard in the outback, his soon-to-be adoptive father wears a moustache like the good australian he is:

But then, when we see him again in heaven through Sniper’s eyes, he doesn’t have it:

I always wondered why Sniper’s dad, being a true australian, didn’t have a moustache. Having finally noticed how he used to have one, now I think I know:

His son always had troubles being accepted because of how un-australian he looked, and when he had troubles growing a moustache like all the others, his father decided to shave so his son wouldn’t feel as much like an outcast. Despite never accepting his professional choices, Jonathan Mundy never stopped supporting his son.