duck souls lol

duck souls lol

duck souls lol

Ah, was it you who rang the Bell of Awakening? 

you ducked lol

your message “i’m gonna getcha! i’m gonna getcha!” has been removed for violating Twitter’s terms of service (threats of violence)

kung pow penising people is so much more devastating than a twitter ratio because on twitter all it takes is one guy deciding to own you online expertly to make it work. but if you wanna kung pow penis someone you gotta have at twelve people lined up waiting to spell out how owned you are. thats honestly gotta be crushing

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

this site has desensitized me so much but not even by gore or anything i just forget that "biting and ripping and killing you" is not an appropriate response in nearly any context

Tumblr Blaze is very good because tumblr correctly deduced that if they ran a real advertising service using targeted demographics we’d have burnt this site to the ground, but ALSO correctly deduced that we would be overjoyed to collectively pay large amounts of money to spread shitposts onto completely random dashes in a delighted flurry of slightly malicious mischief. You really do gotta hand it to em on this one, A+ problem solving.

rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens