Texts From Utena

They're Area codes for the numbers who sent the texts

Absolutely!

(410): my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals

(410): so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers

(512): She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?

(845): I give it a week.

(803): I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me

(573): Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night

(602): I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...

(360): I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.

(419): Let’s be honest, I’ve seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.

(708): Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

Text:  (402): As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice

(254): I know he’s only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!

(716): I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.