Texts From The AA Meeting

frictionlessemu: what about jade

Dirty Spy: i'm gonna fuck jade

frictionlessemu: but what about the frogs

Dirty Spy: i'm not gonna fuck the frogs, dan

amethirst: GOD

yei mean the aa meeting has been terrifying anarchy from the beginning lbr

Steve-Today at 9:59 AM

yeahwe don't need no moderationwe don't need no chat control

aceyyy-Today at 9:59 AM

no dark sarcasm in the chatroom

Steve-Today at 9:59 AM

admin leave those noobs alone

aceyyy-Today at 9:59 AM

HEY ADMIN LEAVE THOSE NOOBS ALONE

aceyyy-Today at 10:00 AM

Smash Bros Senpai: why you let grubs eat your food by math

Smash Bros Senpai: ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THAT SHIT

frictionlessemu: what the fuck is all of what shit :p

Smash Bros Senpai: HOW DOES ANY OF THAT MAKE SENSE TO YOU?!

frictionlessemu: oh the thing on the screen behind the kanaya and latula eating noodl3z

Tsuris: space madness

Smash Bros Senpai: THAT MATH BULLSHIT

frictionlessemu: it's an algorithm for efficiently computing special values of L-functions

frictionlessemu: sheesh

Smash Bros Senpai: yeah the noodles look good

Smash Bros Senpai: im jelly

Smash Bros Senpai: :P

Smash Bros Senpai: THE MATH ON THE OTHER HAND

Smash Bros Senpai: what the fuck is an l-function

frictionlessemu: a function defined by a Dirichlet series, usually denoted with the letter L

Smash Bros Senpai: what is its purpose

frictionlessemu: it encodes information about arithmetic objects >:]

Smash Bros Senpai: so there's literally a math function with the specific purpose of encoding math functions

frictionlessemu: for instance the simplest L-function is called the Riemann zeta function and it tells you all about how frequently prime numbers occur :0

Smash Bros Senpai: so how frequently do they occur

frictionlessemu: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_number_theorem#Statement

Tsuris: you get that witchcraft out of this chat right now

Smash Bros Senpai: fuckin jesus christmas

Smash Bros Senpai: math is nothing short of satan worship

*** Smash Bros Senpai sprays holy water on you ***

a tiny angry megido: god

a tiny angry megido: that's too fucked up

Tsuris: i can one up that

Tsuris: heterosexual, consensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of reproduction

Smash Bros Senpai: HEY

Smash Bros Senpai: WE DON'T

Smash Bros Senpai: TALK ABOUT THAT HERE

Smash Bros Senpai: and being told no by tumblr user mewties

frictionlessemu: * back to wanting to fuck all of the girls in all of the video games

frictionlessemu: you mean

Smash Bros Senpai: well i mean

[1:11:22 AM] Acey: yes

[1:11:30 AM] Tsuris: his defenses are rock solid

[1:11:31 AM] Tsuris: https://41.media.tumblr.com/b7d70e28d0a1c1ea9b0759f98e0fd5c3/tumblr_nwe3znwCPl1udofrto1_500.jpg

[1:11:46 AM] Acey: TSURIS I DO NOT THINK THAT IS A DOG

[1:11:51 AM] Steve: guard dong

[1:11:53 AM] Acey: FUCK

[1:11:54 AM] Tsuris: sure it is

[1:11:57 AM] Tsuris: look how happy he is to see me

[1:12:18 AM] Acey: god fucking dammit

[1:13:12 AM] Steve: never seen a weiner dog standing guard like that before

[1:13:22 AM] Tsuris: i taught him to stand at attention

[1:13:22 AM] Acey: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[1:13:31 AM] Acey: I'M BLOCKING ALL OF YOU FOREVER

[1:13:34 AM] Acey: (jk ilu guys

a GAINT lesbian not smol: YUP

a GAINT lesbian not smol: i uh

frictionlessemu: haha

a GAINT lesbian not smol: may have misread rhombus as roomba there

a GAINT lesbian not smol: do not fuck the roomba

frictionlessemu: would you rather fuck a roomba than a rhombus

always a slut for amiibo: fuck the roomba-san

always a slut for amiibo: ganbatte

a GAINT lesbian not smol: i'd think fucking a roomba would be ill-advised

Sniffling Croissant: I AM HER PATIENCE

malachite now: although meenah's color was traditionally called tyrian purple or imperial purple

malachite now: even though it's CLEARLY PINK DAMMIT

malachite now: kinda like how the golden gate bridge is painted a color called "international orange"

malachite now: even though IT'S FUCKING RED

A MEME DAD: bahahaha

malachite now: I HAVE BEEN ON THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE AND IT IS FUCKING RED

frictionlessemu: excuse me I think you'll find internationally it is orange

A MEME DAD: http://puu.sh/jO3vY/6ba8e5d2bf.jpg catherine has interesting tastes

malachite now: she has an interesting face

malachite now: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d0/Golden_Gate_bridge_pillar.jpg I MEAN I GUESS IN SOME LIGHTING IT HAS AN ORANGE TINT BUT IT'S FUCKING RED

A MEME DAD: lmao yeah that is clearly red

[10:02:47 AM] Steve: there's nothing accidentally about lesbians

[10:02:51 AM] Acey: ^^^

[10:03:10 AM] Steve: gay or die, dude

[10:03:11 AM] Steve: you either gay

[10:03:12 AM] Steve: or you die

[10:03:21 AM] Tsuris: lol

[10:03:38 AM] Tsuris: i was writing two of my characters and then suddenly they were in a relationship together

[10:03:44 AM] Steve: perfect

[10:03:46 AM] Steve: A+

[10:03:53 AM] Tsuris: sorceress girl and a vampire and omfg I fucking rosemaryed

[10:03:55 AM] Tsuris: FUCK

[10:04:15 AM] Steve: BAHAHAHAHAHA

[10:04:35 AM] Steve: I LOVE HOW IT JUST CLICKED IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SENTENCE

The Brotagonist: http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/b/bb/Luigi_SSBU.png/220px-Luigi_SSBU.png

The Brotagonist: I Believe In Luigi

frictionlessemu: what is luigi's platform on immigration

The Brotagonist: just make sure bowser stays out

frictionlessemu: so, explicitly discriminatory against koopas

frictionlessemu: I see

The Brotagonist: no

The Brotagonist: just bowser

The Brotagonist: bowser don't want no job

The Brotagonist: bowser just wants to steal the princess

Tsuris: because vampire

PEAR IDIOT: FUCK

PEAR IDIOT: YOU'RE RIGHT