Texts from Starkiller

But, to be honest, I've also been caught up in job searching and novel writing.

Anyhow... I’m filling up the queue, so regular posting will begin again tomorrow.

(509): Yep.

(561): My alcoholism is old enough to drink.

(412): Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?

(202): I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis

(414): I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away

(916): The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.

(215): There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.

(718): See you tonight.

(347): I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?

(702): My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.

(519): And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.

(412): its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more

(250): Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.

(403): At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...