Phone Swords+ Adventures

Pisses me off when people brag about the superiority of consoles when they literally become obsolete in two years and i can replace the parts in my rig for cheaper so it lasts longer, plays smoother, andmaintains better backwards compatibility. Literally nothing about consoles is superior to PC gaming.

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.

im no Florist but I thought I’d try my hand at such a beautiful gift of absolute loathing

Holy shit. Dav Pilkey dropping truth up in here.

🌍🌎🌏

Protect the dog

HEAL UP HERE